• A Red Duck

    A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class.

    On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green, however, Pappu, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red.

    After seeing this, the teacher asked him, "Pappu, how many times have you seen a red duck?"

    Young Pappu replied with, "The same number of times I've seen a duck holding an umbrella."
  • Pappu's Honesty

    A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of shopping. It was found by Pappu and returned to her.

    Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny and strange. When I lost my bag there was a 500 rupee note in it. Now there are ten 50 rupee notes."

    Pappu quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."
  • Focus Hard!

    Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ?

    Pappu: Amritsar.

    Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies.

    Pappu: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions.

    Teacher: Yes, go ahead.

    Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ?

    Teacher: No.

    Pappu: Do you know Preeto ?

    Teacher: No.

    Pappu: Do you know Banto?

    Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask ?

    Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband.