|Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?|
Pappu: Seven Sir.
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another apples and another 2, how many will you have?
Pappu: Six. Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Teacher: Where do you get seven from?
Pappu: Because I've already got one at home.
|Teacher: Pappu, please tell me, what is India Gate?|
Pappu: Sir, India Gate is fine quality basmati rice.....
Teacher: What is Charminar?
Pappu: Charminar is a very popular cigarette in India and due to its low cost, it is easily affordable.......
Teacher: What is Taj Mahal?
Pappu: Taj Mahal is packet of tea leaves....
Teacher: Rascal, how dare you give such bullshit answers... You are spoiling the name of national treasures....... If you want me to allow you in the classroom tomorrow, don't forget to come with your father's signature!!!!!
Pappu: OK sir.
Teacher (looking at the table): Pappu...!!!!! You idiot!!!! How dare you bring whisky bottle inside the classroom?????
Pappu: Sorry Sir, But you only told me to bring my father's signature today.... I simply obeyed your order...... Now again you are shouting..... this is not fair, Sir!!!!
|Pappu goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings.|
One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it.
The next painting is a murky gray color that has drips of purple paint streaked across it.
Pappu walks over to the artist and says, "I don't understand your paintings."
"I paint what I feel inside me," explains the artist.
Pappu thinks for a while and said, "Have you ever tried ENO?"