• Winston Churchill on Whisky

    Sir Winston Churchill was once asked about his position on whisky. Here's how he answered:

    "If you mean whisky, the devil's brew, the poison scourge, the bloody monster that defiles innocence, dethrones reason, destroys the home, creates misery and poverty, yea, literally takes the bread from the mouths of little children;
    if you mean that evil drink that topples men and women from the pinnacles of righteous and gracious living into the bottomless pit of degradation, shame, despair, helplessness and hopelessness, then, my friend, I am opposed to it with every fibre of my being."

    "However, if by whisky you mean the oil of conversation, the philosophic wine, the elixir of life, the ale that is consumed when good fellows get together, that puts a song in their hearts and the warm glow of contentment in their eyes;
    if you mean good cheer, the stimulating sip that puts a little spring in the step of an elderly gentleman on a frosty morning; if you mean that drink that enables man to magnify his joy, and to forget life's great tragedies and heartbreaks and sorrow;
    if you mean that drink the sale of which pours into our treasuries untold millions of pounds each year, that provides tender care for our little crippled children, our blind, our deaf, our dumb, our pitifully aged and infirm, to build the finest highways, hospitals, universities, and community colleges in this nation... then my friend, I am absolutely, unequivocally in favour of it..!!!"

    "This is my po.sition, and as always, I refuse to compromise on matters of principle.!!!"
  • I'm Proud of My Father

    On his first day in office, as President Abraham Lincoln entered to give his inaugural address, one man stood up. He was a rich aristocrat.

    He said, "Mr. Lincoln, you should not forget that your father used to make shoes for my family."

    And the whole Senate laughed; they thought they had made a fool of Lincoln. But certain people are made of a totally different mettle.

    Lincoln looked at the man directly in the eye and said, "Sir, I know that my father used to make shoes for your family, and there will be many others here, because he made shoes the way nobody else can. He was a creator. His shoes were not just shoes; he poured his whole soul into them.

    "I want to ask you, have you any complaint? Because I know how to make shoes myself. If you have any complaint I can make you another pair of shoes. But as far as I know, nobody has ever complained about my father's shoes. He was a genius, a great creator and I am proud of my father."

    The whole Senate was struck dumb. They could not understand what kind of man Abraham Lincoln was. He was proud because his father did his job so well that not even a single complaint had ever been heard.
  • I acted with Katharine Hepburn

    Hollywood actor Christopher Reeve made a reply one night to host James Lipton on the Bravo TV program "Inside the Actor's Studio".

    When Reeve was asked what it was liked to have acted with Katharine Hepburn, he delighted the audience with his reply:

    "People say I acted with Katharine Hepburn.
    The truth is I acted near Katharine Hepburn."
  • Dorothy Parker

    In the 1920s, Dorothy Parker was establishing a reputation as a witty woman with a sharp tongue (the actress Mrs. Patrick Campbell called her, "My pretty, pretty cobra"). At the same time, Clare Booth Luce was becoming a respected journalist and well-known playwright. While both women were highly talented, their numerous political, philosophical, and personal differences resulted in a strained relationship.

    One day, Parker was about to step through a doorway when she came face-to-face with Luce.

    As the story goes, Mrs. Luce stepped aside, extended the palm of her hand, and said coyly, "Age before beauty."

    Parker glided through the door, saying ever-so-sweetly, "Pearls before swine."