|Ek Baar 4 Yaar Jua Khel Rahe The. Ek Dost Patte Baantne Hi Waala Tha Ki Tabhi Police Aa Gayi...|
Police Inspector: Tum Sab Jua Khel Rahe Ho. Chalo Sab Lock-up Mein.
3 Freinds, Ek Saath: Janaab!!! Hum Kaha Jua Khel Rahe Hai. Hamare Haath Mein Toh Patte Bhi Nahi Hain. Hum Toh Aise Hi Baithe Hain.
Inspector to 4th Guy: Tu Jua Khel Raha Hai, Tere Haath Mein Toh Patte Bhi Hain.
4th Guy: Main Jua Khel Raha Tha? Par Kiske Saath?
|There was an english man, who was singing, "There was a cold day," whilst having a shit in cinema toilets.|
Our Banta walks by and hears him singing, "There was a cold day, There was a cold day," he slam`s the door wide open.
The englishman in a shock says, "What the bloody hell are u doin ?"
Banta replied, "Oh, sorry ! I thought you ar saying, 'Darwaza Khol De' (open the door)."
|Banta had a bull that he was quite proud of. One day he looked at the bull and noticed his eyes were crossed. That was disconcerting, because he knew he couldn't get huge stud fees for a defective bull. He called the local vet who came right over. The vet assured him he could solve the problem.|
"Banta, you stand in front of the bull and watch his eyes. I will insert this straw into the bull's rectum and blow. When the eyes uncross, yell stop."
The vet did just that, and sure enough after a few minutes of blowing, the eyes uncrossed. Banta was thrilled. Several months pass and again he sees the eyes cross.
He says to himself, "I better call the vet. No, wait a minute. Last time I called the vet, he charged me 1000 bucks for something that only took a few moments. I will do it myself."
He went to the barn and called his trusty farm hand, Santa.
"Santa, we have a problem here and this is what I want you to do. I will put this straw in the rear of my bull and blow. You watch his eyes, and when they uncross, tell me and I will stop blowing."
Banta started blowing and blowing and nothing happened.
Finally, he said, "You know, maybe I am not strong enough. Lets trade positions and you blow and I will watch."
Santa went over to the bull, pulled out the straw, turned it around and reinserted it.
"What the hell are you doing, Santa?" says Banta.
"What do you think? I ain't blowing on the same end that you did!"
|Santa: You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print a document, but the computer won't boot properly.|
Tech Support: What does it say?
Santa: Something about an error and non-system disk.
Tech Support: Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?
Santa: No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside. How do I get that one out?
Tech Support: It's actually fairly easy if you had the IQ upgraded lately. Have you had that done?
Santa: No, I don't think so. I'm always one of the last to get the new stuff.
Tech Support: OK, then go tell your manager that I said you qualify for an IQ upgrade.