• A Very Touching Story...

    Once upon a time a small boy named Hameed lived in a tiny Moroccan village. All his classmates hated him for his stupidity especially his teacher who was always yelling at him, "You are driving me crazy Hameed!!!"

    One day his mother went to check out how he is doing at school and the teacher told her honestly that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her whole career. The mother could not accept such a feed back and she took her son out from that schoo. she even shifted to another city.

    25 years later, that teacher got a cardio disorder and all the doctors have advised her to go for an open heart operation which only one surgeon could perform. Left with no other choice she did it and the surgery was successful. When she opened her eyes, she saw a handsome doctor smiling to her, being under anesthesia effect, she wanted to thank him but could not talk, in turn, he was staring at her face which started turning blue, she was raising her hand trying to tell him some thing but in vain and eventually died.

    The doctor was shocked and was trying to understand what just happened, till he turned back and saw our friend Hameed working as a cleaner in that hospital who unplugged the ventilator to connect his vacuum cleaner.

    Don't tell me you were thinking that Hameed became a doctor...
  • Wet Dreams!

    Banta complained to a doctor that he wetted his bed every night.

    "Before it happens, do you see any dreams?" the doctor asked.

    "Yes, doctor. Usually I see a dream in which a small demon comes and says, 'Let's pee'."

    "OK," the doctor said. "Next time you see the demon, say, No, we've already peed."

    Next time Banta came to the doctor, the latter asked, "So, did you do as I said?"

    "Yes, I did."

    "Did it help?"

    "No, doctor. Only, it made the matter worse."

    "How?"

    "As I said 'We've already peed,' the demon nodded and said, 'Then, let's shit a little.'"
  • Auto Refill

    Banta walked through the forest when he heard a cry for help. He found a dwarf, stuck in a trap. He freed the dwarf, and the dwarf granted him two wishes.

    "My first wish," Banta said, "is a bottle of whiskey that will never be empty."

    And flash, there was the bottle. Banta opened it, and drank it empty. The next moment, the bottle was full again. Banta was very happy.

    "What is your second wish," the dwarf asked?

    Banta replied, "I want another bottle..."
  • Santa's RTI Query

    Dear Sir,
    I have two questions for the lawmakers of our country:

    1. If the legal age of a Man to get Sexually active is 18 years and the legal age for him to get married is 21... then what are we actually suggesting he should do these 3 years?

    2. Now if the legal age for a Man to get married is 21 years and the legal age for him to start drinking is 25 years... then how do you suggest he survives the first 4 years of marriage???
    Any information will be appreciated.
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