|Once Santa and Banta were celebrating in a bar. A man walks into the bar and asks what the fuss is all about.|
Santa says: "We have just put together a 100 piece jigsaw puzzle in under six hours."
The man says: "So what’s the big deal.
The Banta. "On the box it says from 3 to 5 years."
|A cop pulls up Santa and Banta, drunk, and says to Santa, "What is your name and address ?"|
"I am Santa, of no fixed address."
The cop turns to Banta, and asks the same question.
"I am Banta, and I live in the flat above Santa."
|Banta: `Lord, is it is true that to you a thousand years is like a second?` |
God: `Yes, that`s true.`
Banta: `And is it also true that to you a thousand crores is like a paisa?`
God: `Yes, that`s so.`
Banta: `Then, Lord, could you give me a thousand crores?`
God: `Yes, in a minute.`
|Santa and Banta wanted to go for camping. They attached the trailer to the Car. Santa wanted to make sure that the car is in good condition before they start. So, he asked Banta to go in front of the car to check the headlights. Santa switched the headlights on.|
Banta told "Yeah! It is working!"
Then Santa switched on the High beam.
Banta told "Yeah! It is working!”
Santa asked Banta to go to the rear side of the car to check the brake lights. Santa slammed on the brake and Banta yelled
"Yeah! It is working!”
Santa wanted to check the Left indicator. He put the left indicator.
Then Banta started "It is working! ooops! It is not working... It is working! ooops... It is not working! ...