|A cop pulls up Santa and Banta, drunk, and says to Santa, "What is your name and address ?"|
"I am Santa, of no fixed address."
The cop turns to Banta, and asks the same question.
"I am Banta, and I live in the flat above Santa."
|Banta went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off. |
"How did this happen?" the doctor asked.
"Well I was trying to commit suicide," Banta replied.
The doctor asked, "Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?"
"No, silly! First I put the gun on my head and I thought my face would look horrible, then I put it in my mouth and I thought I just paid Rs. 1,000 to get my teeth straightened. So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger."
|Banta: `Lord, is it is true that to you a thousand years is like a second?` |
God: `Yes, that`s true.`
Banta: `And is it also true that to you a thousand crores is like a paisa?`
God: `Yes, that`s so.`
Banta: `Then, Lord, could you give me a thousand crores?`
God: `Yes, in a minute.`
|Santa and Banta wanted to go for camping. They attached the trailer to the Car. Santa wanted to make sure that the car is in good condition before they start. So, he asked Banta to go in front of the car to check the headlights. Santa switched the headlights on.|
Banta told "Yeah! It is working!"
Then Santa switched on the High beam.
Banta told "Yeah! It is working!”
Santa asked Banta to go to the rear side of the car to check the brake lights. Santa slammed on the brake and Banta yelled
"Yeah! It is working!”
Santa wanted to check the Left indicator. He put the left indicator.
Then Banta started "It is working! ooops! It is not working... It is working! ooops... It is not working! ...