|Santa is a evening bird lover. One day he stood in his backyard and heard an owl hoot. So he thought he`d give a hoot back. To his surprise and delight the bird hooted again.|
The next night the same scenario occurred. All summer, Santa and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept a log of the "conversations." Just as he thought he was on the verge of a breakthrough in interspecies communication, his wife, Jeeto, had a chat with Preeto (Mrs Banta), her next door neighbour,
"My husband spends his nights calling to owls," she said.
"That`s odd," the neighbour replied. "So does my husband."
|There were three guys including Santa, talking in the pub. Two of them were talking about the amount of control they had over their wives, while Santa remained quiet.|
After a while one of the first two turns to Santa and says: "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"
Santa says: "I`ll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
The first two guys were amazed.
"What happened then?" they asked. "Well," Santa said, "she told me to `get out from under the bed and fight like a man`."
|Santa: "Do you know anything about this fax-machine?"|
Banta: "A little. What`s wrong?"
Santa: "Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened."
Banta: "How did you load the sheet?"
Santa: "I didn`t want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it."
|Santa was recently hired at an office. His first task was to go out for coffee. Eager to do well his first day on the job, he grabbed a thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop.|
Santa held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take his order.
"Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" Santa asked.
The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos, hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me."
"Oh good!" Santa sighed in relief. "I`ll have three regular and three black."