|Santa: "Do you know anything about this fax-machine?"|
Banta: "A little. What`s wrong?"
Santa: "Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened."
Banta: "How did you load the sheet?"
Santa: "I didn`t want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it."
|Santa was recently hired at an office. His first task was to go out for coffee. Eager to do well his first day on the job, he grabbed a thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop.|
Santa held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take his order.
"Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" Santa asked.
The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos, hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me."
"Oh good!" Santa sighed in relief. "I`ll have three regular and three black."
|Santa and his girlfriend were out driving one day. He noticed that she kept looking at him and smiling.|
Then she leaned over and whispered in his ear, "Can you drive using only one hand ?"
"I sure can", Santa grinned, thinking his luck was in.
"Good", she said, "then wipe your nose; it`s running
|Santa was having trouble with his computer. So he called the computer guy, over to his desk.|
He clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, Santa called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
He replied, "It was an "ID ten T" error."
A puzzled expression ran over Santa`s face. "An "ID ten T" error? What`s that?.. in case I need to fix it again."
"Haven`t you ever heard of an "ID ten T" error before?"
"No," replied Santa.
"Write it down," he said, "and I think you`ll figure it out."
He wrote..... I D 1 0 T