|Santa and his girlfriend were out driving one day. He noticed that she kept looking at him and smiling.|
Then she leaned over and whispered in his ear, "Can you drive using only one hand ?"
"I sure can", Santa grinned, thinking his luck was in.
"Good", she said, "then wipe your nose; it`s running
|Santa was having trouble with his computer. So he called the computer guy, over to his desk.|
He clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, Santa called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
He replied, "It was an "ID ten T" error."
A puzzled expression ran over Santa`s face. "An "ID ten T" error? What`s that?.. in case I need to fix it again."
"Haven`t you ever heard of an "ID ten T" error before?"
"No," replied Santa.
"Write it down," he said, "and I think you`ll figure it out."
He wrote..... I D 1 0 T
|A plane was taking off from New Delhi Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the pilot made an announnncement over the intercom.|
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain, Banta speaking. Welcome to Flight No. 333, nonstop from New Delhi to London. The weather ahead is good and we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now, just sit back and relax."
Then he quickly yells out loud - "OH MY GOD!"
Dead silence followed. After a few minutes, the pilot comes back on the intercom and says, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was speaking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of hot coffee and spilled it all over my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
Santa in Coach shouts back, "That`s nothing, you should see the back of mine!"
|Santa stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"|
"Yes, Sir ?" said the librarian looking up at him.
"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"
Puzzled by his complain the librarian asked "What was wrong with it?"
"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!" said Santa.
The librarian nodded and said, "Ahhh. So you must be the person who took our phone book."