• Hard Drive!

    Santa and Banta are employed in a computer hardware store as movers. One day both of them are asked to move some computers. Santa being energetic that day does not feel the computer to be heavy at all. At the same time he sees that Banta is struggling very hard to lift his computer.
    At this Santa says, "What Banta, my computer has 500 MB Hard Disk yours has just 250, even then you cannot lift it?"
    At this Banta thinks for a while and replies "That is right, but my HD is full and yours is empty"
  • B side...

    Santa and Banta were sitting on a tree and Santa was singing a song. After 4 songs Santa hung himself upside down and started singing again.
    Banta: Santa what is the matter with you? Why are you hanging upside down?
    Santa: I am singing the B side.
  • Ringing bells !

    Ringing bells !
    Santa with two red ears went to his doctor.
    The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
    "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But.. What happened to your other ear?"
    "The scoundrel called back."
  • Following the idiot?

    One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified.
    On the next Railway station the driver was caught : He was found to be Santa . He was questioned . He explained that there was a man standing on the tracks and he was not moving from there even after lots of honks etc .
    Then authorities questioned : Santa, are you mad! just to save life of one person you put life of so many passengers under danger. You should have overran that person.
    Santa said : Exactly, that is what I also decided, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close.