• Wife`s Birthday

    Wife`s Birthday
    Santa thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife's birthday and, also, their anniversary.

    He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates and instructions to send flowers to Jeetoo on these dates along with an appropriate note signed, "Your loving husband."

    Jeeto was thrilled by this new display of attention and all went well until one day, some bouquets later, when Santa came home, kissed her and said offhandedly, "Nice flowers, where'd you get them?"
  • Beautiful Models

    Beautiful Models
    Santa and Banta were looking at a catalog and admiring the models.

    Santa says to the Banta, "Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?"

    Banta replies, "Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!"

    Santa says, with wide eyes, "Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one."

    Banta smiles and pats him on the back, "Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too."

    Three weeks later, Banta asks Santa, "Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the catalog?"

    Santa replies, "No, but it shouldn't be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!"
  • Sharing a Bed

    Sharing a Bed
    Two drunks, Santa and Banta, enter a hotel late at night. They approach the clerk, and Santa says, "Could you pleash give ush a bed with two rooms?"

    "You mean a room with two beds?" asks the clerk.

    "Whatever, whatever you shay."

    So they get a key and somehow manage to stumble upstairs to their room. After fumbling for ten minutes, they even manage to get their door open. As they stumble inside, the door closes behind them and they are in total darkness. They go forward slowly, and both fall on the bed closest to the door.

    "Ahh," says Santa, "Now we can get some sleep at last."

    As they try to rearrange themselves, they suddenly realize that they are not alone in their bed.

    "Hey! There's somebody in my bed!" says Banta.

    "There's somebody in my bed too!" says Santa.

    "Let's get rid of them. We paid for this room and we're going to sleep in the beds!" says Banta.

    They start a tremendous struggle. They heave and push until eventually Santa throws Banta on the floor.

    "ALL RIGHT!!" Santa shouts, "I've thrown mine off the bed."

    "You're lucky," says Banta, "I got thrown off and I'm too tired to fight any more."

    "Well, never mind," says Santa, "Why don't you just come and share my bed. Let's get some sleep round here."
  • Santa`s Clients

    Santa`s Clients
    Santa was in coats but unfortunately business was very bad.

    One day his partner Banta said to him, “What are we going to do with these fifty coats? They’re last year’s style and even though we’ve knocked them down to Rs 1000 each, we still can’t sell any.”

    Santa replied, “Use your head, Banta. Price them at Rs 2000 and send 10 of our best clients five coats each. But here’s the plan. Put in an invoice for Rs 8000 for only four coats. If I know them, my clients will think we’ve made a mistake. They’ll jump at a bargain and pay the Rs 8000.”

    “What a terrific idea,” said Banta. “I’ll send them out today.”

    Two week’s later, Banta says to Santa, “What a stupid idea it was. Every one of those clients returned the parcel and the invoice, but only sent back four coats.”
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