• Smartest Salesman

    Three salesmen were bragging who is the best.

    The first said, that he is so good he sold a color television to a blind man.

    The second bragged he sold a HI-FI stereo system to a deaf man.

    The third said he sold a Cuckoo clock to Banta.

    The other two said, so what?

    The third salesman added, "Along with the Cuckoo clock, I also sold him fifty kgs of bird seeds!!!!!"
  • Overturned wagon

    Overturned wagon
    Pappu, Santa's son, accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.

    "Hey Pappu!!" the farmer yelled. "Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon up."

    "That's mighty nice of you," Pappu answered, "but I don't think my father would like me to."

    "Aw, come on," the farmer insisted.

    "Well okay," he finally agreed, and added, "But my father won't like it."

    After a hearty lunch, Pappu thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know dad is going to be real upset."

    "Don't be foolish !" the farmer said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"

    "Under the wagon."
  • Census Taker

    Santa was sitting on his porch, when a man walked up with a pad and pencil in his hand.

    "What can I do for you?" Santa politely asked. "You selling something?"

    "No, sir, I'm not. I'm a Census Taker," the man replied.

    "A what?" Santa asked, more confused than ever.

    "A Census Taker," he explained. "We're trying to find out how many people are in the India."

    "Well, you're wasting your time here," Santa answered finally. "I have no idea."
  • Explanation!

    Santa wired home that he had been able to wind up his business trip a day early and would be home on Wednesday.

    When he walked into his apartment, however, he found his wife, Jeeto, in bed with another man. Furious, he picked up his bag and stormed out; he met his mother-in-law on the street, told her what had happened and announced that he was filing a suit for divorce in the morning.

    "Give my daughter a chance to explain before you do any thing." the older women pleaded.

    Reluctantly, he agreed. An hour later, his mother-in-law phoned Santa at his office.

    "I knew my daughter would have an explanation," a note of truimph in her voice. "She didn't receive your telegram!"