|Banta goes to the vet and says, "My horse is constipated."|
The vet says, "Take one of these pills, put it in a long tube, stick the other end in the horse's ass, and blow the pill up there."
Banta comes back the next day, and he looks very sick.
The vet says, "What happened?"
Banta says, "The horse blew first."
|Two young medical students were standing on a street corner observing people as they passed and discussing any abnormalities with each other that they may have seen in passers-by. They would then attempt to make the correct diagnosis.
They spotted our Santa leaving a bar sort of "duck waddling" down the street at a slow pace.|
The two students introduced themselves to Santa and told him that they didn't agree with each others diagnosis of the his problem.
One says, "My friend thinks you have a bad case of hemorrhoids, and I think you have a hernia. Which of us is correct?"
Santa replies, "Well boys, I thought it was a fart, but it looks like we were all wrong!"
|Three salesmen were bragging who is the best.|
The first said, that he is so good he sold a color television to a blind man.
The second bragged he sold a HI-FI stereo system to a deaf man.
The third said he sold a Cuckoo clock to Banta.
The other two said, so what?
The third salesman added, "Along with the Cuckoo clock, I also sold him fifty kgs of bird seeds!!!!!"
|Pappu, Santa's son, accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.|
"Hey Pappu!!" the farmer yelled. "Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon up."
"That's mighty nice of you," Pappu answered, "but I don't think my father would like me to."
"Aw, come on," the farmer insisted.
"Well okay," he finally agreed, and added, "But my father won't like it."
After a hearty lunch, Pappu thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know dad is going to be real upset."
"Don't be foolish !" the farmer said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"
"Under the wagon."