• With Pleasure !

    Banta, a Managing Director was interviewing a gorgeous looking girl for the post of Personal Secretary. After about half an hour Banta finally asked the lady what salary she expected?
    Very modestly she replied, “Rs. 2500, Sir.”
    “With pleasure,” said Banta.
    “In that case Rs. 4500, Sir,” was the prompt reply by the lady.
  • Guts !!

    In a ship the Generals of three nations were traveling with their soldiers. They started the topic that whose soldier had more of guts.
    The American general called for one of his men and told him to jump down the ship and take a round swimming around the moving ship. The soldier did as he was commanded and the general boasted of by saying "See the guts !"
    Now the German general called out for one of his men and asked him to take two similar rounds. The soldier did as he was told.
    When he came back from the water the German said, "See the guts."
    Now the Indian General called out for his most courageous man, Santa and asked him to take five similar rounds.
    Santa promptly replied, "Am I your dad`s servant?"
    At this the general proudly said "See the guts".
  • Reproduction

    "Daddy, where did I come from?" the seven-year-old asked her father Santa.
    It was a moment for which Santa and Jeeto had carefully prepared. They took her into the living room, got out the encyclopedia and several other books, and explained all they thought she should know about sexual attraction, affection, love, and reproductions. Then they both sat back and smiled contentedly.
    "Does that answer your question?" Santa asked.
    "Not really," the little girl said. "Dolly said she came from Delhi. I want to know where I came from."
  • Embarrassing !!

    Jeeto came into her doctor`s office and confessed to an embarrassing problem: "I fart all the time Doctor but they`re soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I`ve been here, I`ve farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?"
    "Here`s a prescription, Mrs. Santa. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."
    The next week, an upset Jeeto marched into Doctor`s office: "Doc, I don`t know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I`m farting just as much, and they`re still soundless, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself ?"
    "Calm down, Mrs. Santa," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we`ve fixed your sinuses, we`ll work on your hearing."
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