• Casual leave!

    The boss asked Banta working in his office, Why didn`t you take leave due to you this year?
    "Sir, I needed some rest.", replied Banta.
  • The bid !

    One day Santa went to an auction. While there, he bid on an exotic parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. Santa kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher. Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid - the fine bird was finally his!
    As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the Auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can`t talk!"
    "Don`t worry", said the Auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"
  • Balding problem !

    A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop.
    `How can I help you?` asked the stylist.
    `Listen lady, I`m a rich man but I haven`t been able to solve my balding problem,` the guy explained, `I went for a hair transplant but I couldn`t stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I`ll pay you Rs. 1,00,000.`
    `No problem,` said the stylist, and she quickly shaved her head.
  • Lotto !

    Santa finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he s in serious financial trouble. He is so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray...........
    "Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I have lost my business and if I do not get some money, I am going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto".
    Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Santa goes back to the temple.....................
    "Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I have lost my business, my house and I am going to lose my car as well".
    Lotto night comes and Santa still has no luck!! Back to the temple..................
    "My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me? I have lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving.. I do not often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won t you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order ?".
    Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and Santa is confronted by the voice of Lord :
    "SANTA , BUY THE DAMN TICKET FIRST".