|Santa is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.|
As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!"
Santa immediately leans out his window and replies, "BITCH!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
|Banta was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife Preeto, sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.|
Banta asks, "What was that for?"
Preeto replies, "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Sheena written on it?"
Banta says, "Oh, Preeto, remember two weeks ago when I went to the races? Sheena was the name of one of the horses I bet on."
Preeto is appeased and goes off to work around the house. Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.
Banta says, "What`s that for this time?"
Preeto answered, "Your horse just called."
|Banta, a Managing Director was interviewing a gorgeous looking girl for the post of Personal Secretary. After about half an hour Banta finally asked the lady what salary she expected?|
Very modestly she replied, “Rs. 2500, Sir.”
“With pleasure,” said Banta.
“In that case Rs. 4500, Sir,” was the prompt reply by the lady.
|In a ship the Generals of three nations were traveling with their soldiers. They started the topic that whose soldier had more of guts.|
The American general called for one of his men and told him to jump down the ship and take a round swimming around the moving ship. The soldier did as he was commanded and the general boasted of by saying "See the guts !"
Now the German general called out for one of his men and asked him to take two similar rounds. The soldier did as he was told.
When he came back from the water the German said, "See the guts."
Now the Indian General called out for his most courageous man, Santa and asked him to take five similar rounds.
Santa promptly replied, "Am I your dad`s servant?"
At this the general proudly said "See the guts".