|What if Shikhar Dhawan was to be rated in corporate style after he hit a century against South Africa????|
Dear Shikhar Dhawan,
Firstly, congratulations on team India's 130 run victory against South Africa. That is very much appreciated.
We are pleased to announce that you have been awarded a rating of 'C' (Average Performer) for this match. We realised that your score of 137 was not required when India could win by 130 runs anyway. Only 7 runs from you were needed for the win.
We thank you for your efforts and we wish you all the best for rest of the series. Should you have any questions on the appraisal system, please feel free to contact us during your net practice.
- HR Manager
|Gayle: Sir, I scored 211 Runs in 118 Balls. I made the team win the crucial match. I should get "A" rating.|
Manager: You hit 17 Sixes and 23 Fours. Though, that is good but that is not something new you have done. That is why we hired you. As this is not something new, I will mark it as "Innovation Lacking.'
Gayle: But sir, I played according to the situation. I took 21 singles as well.
Manager: Exactly, your performance is not consistent. You played 15 Dot Balls as well. This means, you failed to optimize the resources.
Manager: Also, I would like to mention that you are not a team player. The whole team scored 112 and you all alone made 211.
Gayle: What ???
Manager: Yes. So, overall, you are getting a "C" rating for the year. Improve Consistency, Innovation, Utilization and Team Work.
|Comparing World Cup teams with Academics Performance.|
India: A unpredictable student who either tops or fails miserably and has a rich daddy. Even if he fails the mother covers up by saying 'Atleast he has better marks than his other classmate called Pakistan.'
South Africa: A student who tops in units and semesters, but fails in the final exams.
Pakistan: A student who has the potential of being a topper but spends most of his time fighting and even beating other schoolmates. Either blames the teacher, paper quality of the exam paper, or fellow classmate (India) for his non-performance.
West Indies: A student who was a topper till 5th grade but currently fails in every exams. Has a tendency of not preparing for the final exams and also leaving midway from the examination hall.
New Zealand: A student who always scores a distinction but never tops the class.
Australia: A student who is always a topper and the biggest bully of the school.
Sri Lanka: A student who suddenly became a potential topper after 5th grade.
England: A rare case where the teacher is still a student who has never cleared a final exam.
|Afridi to Misbah: So, shall I play my original game ya Tik Ke Khelun???|
Misbah: Sohail played really well, It was not our day.
Afridi: Kya Bakwaas Hai Ye???
Misbah: Oye Gussa Na Kar Bhai. Preparing for Presentation Ceremony.
In Changing Room Pakistani players: Ye Mat Dekho Ki Hum Haar Gaye.... Ye Dekho Ke Batting Karne Ka Chance Hum Sab Ko Mila!!!
Meanwhile Nawaz Sharif is ready to file a complaint to UNO that: Pehle Kashmir Nahi Dete The Aur Ab Hamare Players Ko Full 50 Over Bhi Nahin Khen De Rahe...
Aur Isi Beech Pakistan Mein Patakhon Ki Dukaan Ke Bahar Boards Laga Diye Gaye Hain: Becha Hua Maal Vaapas Nahin Hoga!!!
Alia Bhatt called Salman Khan and said: Yeh Sohail Khan Pakistan Ki Taraf Se Kyun Khela ?
In a School
Teacher: What is your name?
Student: Mera Naam Misba Ul Haq Hai...
Teacher: Speak in English.
Student: Inshallah! The Boys Played Well.
Dear Team India,
Vo Jo Hum Kah Rahe The Na Ki Bas Pakistan Ko Hara Do Chahe World Cup Haar Jaana... Hum Batana Chahte Hain Ki Vo Toh Hum Aiise Hi MAzaak KAr Rahe The... Hamein World Cup Bhi Chahiye.