|Afridi to Misbah: So, shall I play my original game ya Tik Ke Khelun???|
Misbah: Sohail played really well, It was not our day.
Afridi: Kya Bakwaas Hai Ye???
Misbah: Oye Gussa Na Kar Bhai. Preparing for Presentation Ceremony.
In Changing Room Pakistani players: Ye Mat Dekho Ki Hum Haar Gaye.... Ye Dekho Ke Batting Karne Ka Chance Hum Sab Ko Mila!!!
Meanwhile Nawaz Sharif is ready to file a complaint to UNO that: Pehle Kashmir Nahi Dete The Aur Ab Hamare Players Ko Full 50 Over Bhi Nahin Khen De Rahe...
Aur Isi Beech Pakistan Mein Patakhon Ki Dukaan Ke Bahar Boards Laga Diye Gaye Hain: Becha Hua Maal Vaapas Nahin Hoga!!!
Alia Bhatt called Salman Khan and said: Yeh Sohail Khan Pakistan Ki Taraf Se Kyun Khela ?
In a School
Teacher: What is your name?
Student: Mera Naam Misba Ul Haq Hai...
Teacher: Speak in English.
Student: Inshallah! The Boys Played Well.
Dear Team India,
Vo Jo Hum Kah Rahe The Na Ki Bas Pakistan Ko Hara Do Chahe World Cup Haar Jaana... Hum Batana Chahte Hain Ki Vo Toh Hum Aiise Hi MAzaak KAr Rahe The... Hamein World Cup Bhi Chahiye.
|Ek Ladki Thi Deewani Si,|
Dhawan Pe Wo Marti Thi,
Choro Chori Chupke Chupke,
Rohit Ko Chitthiyaan Likha Karti Thi,
Nazrein Jhuka Ke, Kuch Sharma Ke,
Rahane Se Baatein Kiya Karti Thi,
Kabhi Kabhi Julfein Bikher Ke,
Kohli Ki Galiyon Se Guzarti Thi,
Kuch Kehna Tha Shayad Usko Raina Se,
Per DHONI Se Vo Darti Thi,
Jab Bhi Milti Thi Jadeja Se,
Bas Yehi Pucha Karti Thi,
Yaar Tum Log Yuvraj Ke Bina World Cup Kaise Jeetoge?
|Anushka Sharma is turning out to be the Greg Chappel of Virat Kohli's career!|
A 'Golden Duck' is all Virat Kohli could gift Anushka Sharma at the Lord's.
Virat Kohli has scored a zero because of Anushka. No!!! He has scored a 'Duck' as a tribute to Anushka Sharma's new lip job.
Anushka Sharma: "Want to hear a joke?"
Virat Kohli: "Yes."
Anushka Sharma: "Runs."
Virat Kohli: "I don't get it." Anushka Sharma: "Exactly."
Sharapova: I know Anushka but who is Virat Kohli?
BCCI has given permission to Virat Kohli that he can keep Anushka Sharma with him in England, Now Kohli can officially score Duck.
Virat Kohli has 2 ducks now. One in this match and Anushka Sharma.
Virat Kohli has right to come back to pavilion as soon as possible as Anushka Sharma has traveled so long for his company.
Virat Kohli is so deeply madly in love with Anushka Sharma that he wants to remember her in his batting scores too.
'Virat Kohli goes for Anushka Sharma' - the sentence has a whole new meaning (Goes for a duck).
Virat Kohli fell too much in love with the new duck lips of Anushka Sharma, that he did the same with his innings.
Why did Anushka Sharma came to England with Virat Kohli, when everybody knows that Indian cricketers can't perform overseas.
A women is behind every men's Success but unfortunately that not going to happen in Virat kohli and Anuska sharma's life.
|Once upon a time there was an archery contest.|
The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position. He takes a deep breath and fires an arrow which finds the center of the target.
Then he takes of his cape and screams: I AM....... ROBIN HOOD!!!
The crowd cheers!
The second archer with a cape lines up in position. He fires his arrow which hits the center and cuts robin hood's arrow into two!
He takes off his cape and screams: I AM...... WILLIAM TELL!!!!
The crowd cheers!!!
Finally, a third man in cape lines up in position. He fires his arrow but it goes all wrong!!! It flies past the crowd and kills the king!!!
Then the man takes off his cape and screams: I AM...... SORRY!!!