• Tree hazard !

    A young man who was an avid golfer had a few hours to spare. He figured that if he played quickly, he could squeeze in nine holes before heading home. Just as he was about to tee-off, an elderly gentleman asked if he could accompany him as he, too, was playing alone. The young man agreed. When they finally reached the ninth fairway, the young man had a tough shot-there was a large pine tree directly between his ball and the green.
    He was considering how to hit the shot, when the other man said, "When I was your age, I`d hit the ball right over that tree."
    Accepting the challenge, the younger man swung hard and hit the ball smack into the top of the tree trunk. It thudded back on the ground not far from where it originally lay.
    "Of course," the elderly man continued, "when I was your age, that pine tree was only a meter tall."
  • Cricket: As explained to a foreigner...

    You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that`s in the side that`s in goes out, and when he`s out he comes in and the next man goes in until he`s out. When they are all out, the side that`s out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!
  • Golf Heart Attack !

    A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived home on time from his regular Saturday afternoon golf game. As the hours pass she becomes more and more concerned until, at 8 p.m., the husband finally pulls into the driveway.
    "What happened?" says the wife. "You should have been home hours ago!"
    "Harry had a heart attack at the third hole," replied the husband.
    "Oh, that`s terrible," says the wife.
  • Habits Die Hard!

    "Throw the baby down!" shouted the fireman to a woman on top of a blazing building.
    "I won`t!" she yelled back. "You might drop him!"
    “No, I won`t!" he shouted back. "I m a professional goalkeeper!"
    Reassured, the woman dropped her baby to the footballer, who immediately bounced the child three times and kicked him over the garden wall...!