• Safe custoday

    Once a divorce case was being settled in court and the Judge asked the little kid of the couple, "Little boy, would you like to stay with your father!"
    The kid said, "No he beats me everyday!" The judge asked him, "So you want to stay with your mother?"
    He replied, "No! She also beats me!" Now the judge got a little confused and asked the boy sternly, "Well who do you want to stay with in that case?"
    The kid answered, "I want to stay with the Indian Cricket Team, because it never beats anyone."
  • Three-some:

    A Pastor, a Doctor and an Engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
    The engineer fumed, "What`s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!"
    The doctor chimed in, "I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such inaptitude!"
    The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let’s have a word with him." [dramatic pause]
    "Hi George. Say, what’s with that group ahead of us? They’re rather slow, aren’t they?"
    The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that’s a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
    The group was silent for a moment.
    The pastor said, "That s so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
    The doctor said, "Good idea. And I’m going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there’s anything he can do for them."
    The engineer said, "Why can’t these guys play at night?"