• Cricket: As explained to a foreigner...

    You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that`s in the side that`s in goes out, and when he`s out he comes in and the next man goes in until he`s out. When they are all out, the side that`s out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!
  • Golf Heart Attack !

    A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived home on time from his regular Saturday afternoon golf game. As the hours pass she becomes more and more concerned until, at 8 p.m., the husband finally pulls into the driveway.
    "What happened?" says the wife. "You should have been home hours ago!"
    "Harry had a heart attack at the third hole," replied the husband.
    "Oh, that`s terrible," says the wife.
  • Habits Die Hard!

    "Throw the baby down!" shouted the fireman to a woman on top of a blazing building.
    "I won`t!" she yelled back. "You might drop him!"
    “No, I won`t!" he shouted back. "I m a professional goalkeeper!"
    Reassured, the woman dropped her baby to the footballer, who immediately bounced the child three times and kicked him over the garden wall...!
  • Golf Clubs?

    There was a very rich man. He fell sick and could not be cured by any Doctor. Ultimately he came across a Doctor who cured his ailment. After the cure, the rich man asked the Doctor to ask for anything he cared in the World. But the Doctor refused to accept any gifts on the plea that it was his duty and he has charged him the professional fees. On much insistence by the rich man, The Doctor agreed for a gift. He said that he would like to have a pair of Golf Clubs. A few months passed and the Doctor did not receive the clubs. He thought that the rich man probably was trying to impress him and he would probably not send him the clubs. After 6 months the Doctor received a Call from the rich man and asked that the Clubs are ready but whether he cared to have a swimming pool in any of them.