• Archery Contest...

    Once upon a time there was an archery contest.

    The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position. He takes a deep breath and fires an arrow which finds the center of the target.

    Then he takes of his cape and screams: I AM....... ROBIN HOOD!!!

    The crowd cheers!

    The second archer with a cape lines up in position. He fires his arrow which hits the center and cuts robin hood's arrow into two!

    He takes off his cape and screams: I AM...... WILLIAM TELL!!!!

    The crowd cheers!!!

    Finally, a third man in cape lines up in position. He fires his arrow but it goes all wrong!!! It flies past the crowd and kills the king!!!

    Then the man takes off his cape and screams: I AM...... SORRY!!!
  • FIFA World Cup 2014 WhatsApp Group

    Spain has left the group
    Australia has left the group
    Cameroon has left the group
    England has left the group
    Mexico is typing message
    Croatia: typing message
    Cote D'Ivoire: typing message
    Argentina recording Audio
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    Netherland is online
    Chile is online
    Pakistan blocked
    India last seen....
  • T20 Format in Exams...

    Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of IPL and T20...

    Same rules should be applied in Exams too!

    1. Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

    2. Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

    3. Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

    4. Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.

    5. Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.

    Best wishes & best of luck for exams.
  • Essay on Ishant Sharma

    1. Ishant Sharma is God's answer to BCCI's wrongdoings.

    2. Newton's 3rd law modified: For every N Srinivasan, there is an equal and opposite Ishant Sharma.

    3. Dear Dhoni, Ishant Sharma ko OLX pe bech de.

    4. Ishant Sharma makes people miss Ashish Nehra.

    5. Dhoni would have bowled better than Ishant Sharma. In fact, even Duncan Fletcher would have.

    6. It wasn't Faulkner, it wasn't Voges. Australia's match winner tonight was Ishant Sharma.

    7. If ever there was an Orange Cap award for bowlers, Ishant Sharma would win it hands down.

    8. Ajit Agarkar would be having second thoughts on his retirement after looking at Ishant Sharma bowl.

    9. Restaurants to rename 'unlimited' offer packages to 'Ishant Sharma' packages.

    10. Ishant Sharma should be called Lord Ishant Sharma henceforth.

    11. Ishant Sharma doesn't like to cut his hair because he wants to hide his face when bowlers thrash him around the park.

    12. BCCI should consider giving Ishant Shamra voluntary retirement.

    13. When Ishant Sharma bowls, it's a working holiday for all fielders. Of course, the spectators are the real fielders.

    14. Ishant Sharma doesn't need a towel to indicate that he's giving away runs.

    15. Colors to give Ishant Sharma a wild card entry to Big Boss season7.

    16. Abey Kuruvilla can bowl better than Ishant Sharma.

    17. Dhoni isn't India's greatest finisher, Ishant Sharma is.

    18. Ishant Sharma has the ability to overshadow Sir Ravindra Jadeja.

    19. At this rate, Ishant Sharma would end up with the most number of centuries (with the ball) for India in ODIs.

    20. LOL is Ishant Sharma's middle name.
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