• WC Teams' Report Card

    Comparing World Cup teams with Academics Performance.

    India: A unpredictable student who either tops or fails miserably and has a rich daddy. Even if he fails the mother covers up by saying 'Atleast he has better marks than his other classmate called Pakistan.'

    South Africa: A student who tops in units and semesters, but fails in the final exams.

    Pakistan: A student who has the potential of being a topper but spends most of his time fighting and even beating other schoolmates. Either blames the teacher, paper quality of the exam paper, or fellow classmate (India) for his non-performance.

    West Indies: A student who was a topper till 5th grade but currently fails in every exams. Has a tendency of not preparing for the final exams and also leaving midway from the examination hall.

    New Zealand: A student who always scores a distinction but never tops the class.

    Australia: A student who is always a topper and the biggest bully of the school.

    Sri Lanka: A student who suddenly became a potential topper after 5th grade.

    England: A rare case where the teacher is still a student who has never cleared a final exam.
  • India Vs Pakistan World Cup Memes

    Afridi to Misbah: So, shall I play my original game ya Tik Ke Khelun???
    Misbah: Sohail played really well, It was not our day.
    Afridi: Kya Bakwaas Hai Ye???
    Misbah: Oye Gussa Na Kar Bhai. Preparing for Presentation Ceremony.

    Positive Attitude:
    In Changing Room Pakistani players: Ye Mat Dekho Ki Hum Haar Gaye.... Ye Dekho Ke Batting Karne Ka Chance Hum Sab Ko Mila!!!

    Meanwhile Nawaz Sharif is ready to file a complaint to UNO that: Pehle Kashmir Nahi Dete The Aur Ab Hamare Players Ko Full 50 Over Bhi Nahin Khen De Rahe...

    Aur Isi Beech Pakistan Mein Patakhon Ki Dukaan Ke Bahar Boards Laga Diye Gaye Hain: Becha Hua Maal Vaapas Nahin Hoga!!!

    Alia Bhatt called Salman Khan and said: Yeh Sohail Khan Pakistan Ki Taraf Se Kyun Khela ?

    In a School
    Teacher: What is your name?
    Student: Mera Naam Misba Ul Haq Hai...
    Teacher: Speak in English.
    Student: Inshallah! The Boys Played Well.

    Dear Team India,
    Vo Jo Hum Kah Rahe The Na Ki Bas Pakistan Ko Hara Do Chahe World Cup Haar Jaana... Hum Batana Chahte Hain Ki Vo Toh Hum Aiise Hi MAzaak KAr Rahe The... Hamein World Cup Bhi Chahiye.
  • World Cup Without Yuvraj!

    Ek Ladki Thi Deewani Si,
    Dhawan Pe Wo Marti Thi,
    Choro Chori Chupke Chupke,
    Rohit Ko Chitthiyaan Likha Karti Thi,
    Nazrein Jhuka Ke, Kuch Sharma Ke,
    Rahane Se Baatein Kiya Karti Thi,
    Kabhi Kabhi Julfein Bikher Ke,
    Kohli Ki Galiyon Se Guzarti Thi,
    Kuch Kehna Tha Shayad Usko Raina Se,
    Per DHONI Se Vo Darti Thi,
    Jab Bhi Milti Thi Jadeja Se,
    Bas Yehi Pucha Karti Thi,
    Yaar Tum Log Yuvraj Ke Bina World Cup Kaise Jeetoge?
  • Kohli's 'Golden Duck'

    Anushka Sharma is turning out to be the Greg Chappel of Virat Kohli's career!

    A 'Golden Duck' is all Virat Kohli could gift Anushka Sharma at the Lord's.

    Virat Kohli has scored a zero because of Anushka. No!!! He has scored a 'Duck' as a tribute to Anushka Sharma's new lip job.

    Anushka Sharma: "Want to hear a joke?"
    Virat Kohli: "Yes."
    Anushka Sharma: "Runs."
    Virat Kohli: "I don't get it." Anushka Sharma: "Exactly."

    Sharapova: I know Anushka but who is Virat Kohli?

    BCCI has given permission to Virat Kohli that he can keep Anushka Sharma with him in England, Now Kohli can officially score Duck.

    Virat Kohli has 2 ducks now. One in this match and Anushka Sharma.

    Virat Kohli has right to come back to pavilion as soon as possible as Anushka Sharma has traveled so long for his company.

    Virat Kohli is so deeply madly in love with Anushka Sharma that he wants to remember her in his batting scores too.

    'Virat Kohli goes for Anushka Sharma' - the sentence has a whole new meaning (Goes for a duck).

    Virat Kohli fell too much in love with the new duck lips of Anushka Sharma, that he did the same with his innings.

    Why did Anushka Sharma came to England with Virat Kohli, when everybody knows that Indian cricketers can't perform overseas.

    A women is behind every men's Success but unfortunately that not going to happen in Virat kohli and Anuska sharma's life.