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Night Stay!!!

There was a group of army men marching down a road at night looking for a place to stay. They came upon a farm house and knocked on the door. A old farmer answered, the Sargent asked if they could spend the night. The man said yes but he only had room for one man.

The Sergeant yelled out to Private Peters, "You spend the night here and we will go down the road and find the rest of us a place to stay."

They went on down the road and came upon a whorehouse where they proceeded to knock on the door.

A women leaned out the window and asked, "What do you want?"

The Sergeant replied, "We need a place to stay."

The women asked, "How many are there of you?"

The Sergeant said, "39 without Peters."

The women then said, "Well, grease your fingers and come on in boys....."

सबसे ज्यादा गर्म!

एक NRI हिंदुस्तान घूमने आया। आते ही उसकी पुराने यादें ताज़ा हो गई। उसने एक ढाबे पे कटींग चाय मंगवाई। तो वहां एक छोटे लड़के ने उसको गिलास में एक उंगली अंदर डालके चाय दी।

NRI (चाय पीते पीते): तुम लोग कब सुधरोगे? चाय इस तरह नही पकडते।

लड़का: साहब, उंगली में दर्द है, डॉक्टर ने सेंकने के लिये कहा है।

NRI: तो मादरचोद, गांड में क्यो नही रखी उंगली, वहाँ सबसे ज्यादा सेंक मिलेगा।

लड़का: साहब, वहीं थी, आपने चाय मंगवाई तो निकालनी पडी।

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