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The Comma Sutra!

The Comma Sutra: Making English Grammar Sexy and more interesting...

Buying Condoms!!!

In this age of safe sex the need for condoms are a must but some people still have a difficult time buying them. Take Joe. Our local store carries condoms behind the counter and you need to ask the salesperson to get them.

So Joe went up to the salesperson, but he was so nervous he could only ask where the straws were. So he bought the straws and left only to have to come back to buy his condoms.

Again Joe came into the store and was still so nervous he could only ask where the tweezers were, so he bought a pair of tweezers and left.

Joe once again had to go back and buy his condoms. He went up to the salesperson and said, in a low tone, "I need some condoms."

The salesperson rang up the sale and said, "First you come in to buy straws, then to buy tweezers, and now to buy condoms."

"What I want to know is.... are you going to suck it, pluck it, or fuck it?"

महिलाओं के लिए!

एक बार एक आदमी ने बहुत शराब पी ली उसे बहुत जोर से पेशाब आ गया।

वह जल्दी से एक शौचालय में घुस गया और उसने इधर-उधर कोई ध्यान नही दिया और खड़े होकर पेशाब करने लगा।

जब वह पेशाब करके हटने लगा तो उसने देखा कि वह गलती से महिला शौचालय में घुस गया है और वहां एक महिला थी।

महिला ने आदमी से कहा, "यह महिलाओं के लिए है।"

आदमी अपने लंड को हिलाते हुए बोला, "ये कौन सा मसाले कूटने के लिए है, ये भी महिलाओं के लिए ही है।"

Picture SMS
Mickey said to Minnie: I want divorce from you.<br/>
Minnie: Are you fucking crazy?<br/>
Mickey: No I'm fucking Daisy!
Disclaimer: The visuals/cartoons are the humourous interpretation of the cartoonist. Any resemblance to person(s) or incident(s) is done with humourous intent, and not to defame, hurt or tarnish the image of any person(s).

Quotes

Chastity - the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions, he added parenthetically, out of Remy de Gourmont.

Trivia

"Transient Global Amnesia" is the technical term for that feeling of a wiped memory after good sex.

Graffiti

He was a very clumsy lover... so the girl had to put him in her place.