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Actually or perceptually men`s dirty psyche always manages to come out of the confines of their head.

Happy Butt!!!

In a school, A teacher asks the new student her name.

The girl replies, "Happy Butt."

The teacher says, "I don't think that's your name. You need to go to the principal's office and get this straightened out."

The girl goes to the principal's office and he asks, "What's your name?"

The little girl says, "Happy Butt."

The principal calls the girl's mother to get the truth.

After getting off the phone, he says, "Honey, your name is Gladys, not Happy Butt."

The girl exclaims, "Glad Ass... Happy Butt, What's the difference?"

आपका नाम!

एक बार एक औरत ने एक लड़के से घर तक लिफ्ट मांगी। लड़का औरत को उसके घर छोड़ने के लिए चल पड़ा। शाम का समय था तो पहँचते-पहुँचते रात हो गयी।

औरत ने घर पहुँच कर लड़के से कहा, "रात बहुत हो गयी है तुम यहीं सो जाओ गुड्डू के साथ।"

लड़के ने कहा, "नहीं आंटी मैं गेस्ट-रूम में सो जाता हूँ।"

अगले दिन सुबह एक सुन्दर सी सेक्सी लड़की उस लड़के के लिए चाय लेकर आई।

लड़का: आप कौन हो?

लड़की: मैं गुड्डू और आप?

लड़का: मैं फुद्दू!

Picture SMS
Girlfriend: Mai Apni Zindagi Me Koi Lamba Haath Marna Chahti Hu.

Pappu: Pagli, Tu Sirf Haath Maar... Lamba To Apne Aap Ho Jaayega!
Disclaimer: The visuals/cartoons are the humourous interpretation of the cartoonist. Any resemblance to person(s) or incident(s) is done with humourous intent, and not to defame, hurt or tarnish the image of any person(s).

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Trivia

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Graffiti

The key to safe sex is in the palm of your hand.