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Will it Happen???
Will it Happen???

And, now we play the waiting game...

A Radio Game

One of the FM stations has a competition where they ring someone up, ask them three personal questions, ring their spouse or partner, ask them the same three questions, if the answers are the same, the couple win an overseas holiday. Last week the competition went like this:

Presenter: Hey its XXX-FM, do you want to play the game?
Brian: Yeah, sure.
Presenter: OK, Question 1 - When was the last time you had sex?
Brian: Ha Ha Ha..., well, about 8 o'clock this morning.

Presenter: And how long did it go for Brian?
Brian: Hmmmmmmmm..... about 10 minutes.

Presenter: 10 minutes? Good one. And where did you do it?
Brian: Ohhhh, I can't say that.
Presenter: There's a holiday to Bali at stake here Brian!
Brian: OK... OK... On the kitchen table.
Presenter (laughter in the room): Good one Brian, now is it O.K. for us to call your wife?
Brian: Yeah, alright.

Presenter: Hi Sharelle, how are you?
Sharelle: Hi. Good thanks.
Presenter: (Explains competition again) We've got Brian on the other line, say hello.
Sharelle: Hi Brian.
Brian: Hi Sharelle.

Presenter: Now Sharelle, we're going to ask you the same three questions we asked Brian and if you give the same answers, you win a trip for two to Bali.
Brian: Just tell the truth Honey.
Sharelle: OK.

Presenter: Sharelle, when was the last time you had sex?
Sharelle: Oohhhh, noooooo. I can't say that on radio.
Brian: Sharelle, it doesn't matter. I've already told them.
Sharelle: OK! About 8:00 this morning before Brian went to work.

Presenter: Good, nice start! Next question. How long did it go for Sharelle?
Sharelle: (Giggling) About 12, maybe 15 minutes.
Co-Presenter: That's close enough. Brian was just being a gentleman.

Presenter: OK. Sharelle, final question. Where did you do it?
Sharelle: Oh no I can't say that. My mum could be listening. No way, no.
Presenter: There's a trip to Bali on the line here.
Brian: Sharelle, I've already told them so it doesn't matter anyway... just tell em.
Sharelle: Ohhhh..... alright.... Up the ass!

Radio Silence...

नाराज़ मत होना!

लडकी अपने बॉयफ्रेंड से: चलो आज एक दूसरे से गाली दे कर बात करते हैं।

लडका: नही तुम नाराज हो जाओगी।

लडकी: चल कुत्ते

लडका: चल कुत्ती

लडकी: चल कमीने

लडका: चल कमीनी

लडकी: चल पागल

लडका: चल पगली

लडकी: चल चुतिये, हरामजादे

लडका: चल रंडी, मादरचोद, तेरी माँ का भोसडा, बहन की लौड़ी, टके टके पे चुदवाने वाली, तेरी तरह तेरी बहन को भी चोदूगां, साली आजा तेरी गांड मारता हूँ बहनचोद, मादर चोद की बच्ची, लौड़ा फ़ेंक के मारूंगा यहाँ से तो गायब हो जाएगी रंडी साली।

लडकी (रोते हुए): आज से हमारा रिशता खत्म।

लडका: अरे जानू सुनो तो... मैंने कहा था तुम नाराज़ हो जाओगी।

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