Little Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his college... but she belonged to someone else.
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $50 if you let me have you.... but the girl said NO.
Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.
So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $75, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
She said, "The - silly - bas - tard - used.... ooooooh - aaaaah - ooooooh - aaaaaah - oh my god - stop - stop I'll kill you if you stop - oooooaaaah - oooahh - pennies, and... I... still... got... about... fifteen... dollars....to... go, ooooooooh......"
सबसे पवित्र चीज है पुरुष का 'लिंग'
ये बहूत विनम्र है, हमेशा झुका रहता है
ये दयालु है, लडकियों की गोद भरता है
ये असली गुरु है, जो अपने दो चेलों का साथ नही छोडता
इसमें सादगी है, ये छोटी सी गुफा में रात गुजारता है
ये आदरणीय है, नारी को देख के खड़ा हो जाता है
ये कोमल है, चाहे कितना भी मोड़ो मरोड़ो इसमें से अमृत ही निकलता है, जिससे सृष्टि चलती है।
अगर आप भी लिंग धारी हैं तो इसे आगे भेजते रहिये।