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She wants the 3D printer but as a man, he`s probably afraid the penises will be bigger.

The Gay Flight Attendant!

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who was camping it up outrageously. He seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your tray, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch."

पडोसी की बीवी!

एक बार सिंधी की बीवी अपने घर पर नहा रही थी तो पठान ने चुपके से उसे देख लिया।

अगले दिन सिंधी जब पठान से मिला तो पठान बोला, "मैंने कल तुम्हारी बेगम को नहाते हुए देखा।"

सिंधी को यह सुन बहुत गुस्सा आया और उसने भी बदला लेने की ठान ली।

शाम को सिंधी ने देखा कि पठान के कमरे के परदे उठे हुए हैं और कमरे में सेक्स हो रहा था।

अगले दिन सिंधी पठान से बोला, "तुमने तो मेरी बीवी को नहाते हुए देखा था ना, मैंने तो कल तुम दोनों को सेक्स करते देखा।"

पठान हँसते हँसते बोला, "चल साले झूठे, कल रात को तो मैं घर पर ही नहीं था।"

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Things we should Learn from dogs:<br/>
Love<br/>
Trust<br/>
Loyalty<br/>
Affection<br/>
Compassion<br/>
Etc..<br/><br/>

What we learn: Their Position!
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

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The pulsations a woman feels during orgasm are actually her uterus trying to gather sperm.

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