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Wisdom Wise

The sex life of my belt's buckle is as frustrating as mine. It also sees many holes everyday but goes in the same again and again!

Women are a lot like alcohol. They may give you a great night but they're a big headache in the morning!

Female tears and male sperms are so similar. They're always eager to come out and only one in a million is for the right cause!

A good date ends with dinner. An awesome date ends with breakfast!

Cleavage is like the Sun. You can look at it but you cannot stare - unless you are wearing sunglasses!

Internal Note from Department Head to all employees:
Dear Employees, We do get to know when you're texting during the meeting. Because seriously, no one looks at their private parts and smiles!

If you don't get a good appraisal inspite of giving your best, don't be disheartened. Even condoms are thrown away after 100% result oriented performance!

पुरुष का 'लिंग'!

सबसे पवित्र चीज है पुरुष का 'लिंग'

ये बहूत विनम्र है, हमेशा झुका रहता है

ये दयालु है, लडकियों की गोद भरता है

ये असली गुरु है, जो अपने दो चेलों का साथ नही छोडता

इसमें सादगी है, ये छोटी सी गुफा में रात गुजारता है

ये आदरणीय है, नारी को देख के खड़ा हो जाता है

ये कोमल है, चाहे कितना भी मोड़ो मरोड़ो इसमें से अमृत ही निकलता है, जिससे सृष्टि चलती है।

अगर आप भी लिंग धारी हैं तो इसे आगे भेजते रहिये।

Picture SMS
Banta: During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles.
Santa: Who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
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