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Prepare for a Crash Landing

There's an airplane and it's about to crash so the pilot tells the stewardess to go prepare the passengers for a crash landing.

She walks down the isle and there's a guy smoking cigarette after cigarette. She says, "Sir, you have to stop that. We're preparing for a crash landing."

He tells her, "Nope, I know what happens in these things, and I'm going down with my last cigarette."

She walks further down the aisle and there's a guy drinking those little bottles of liquor one after another.

She says, "Sir, you have to stop that. We're preparing for a crash landing."

He says, "Nope, I know what happens in these things, and I'm gonna have my last drink."

She walks further down the aisle and there's a guy fucking the hell out ofthis black chick. She says "Sir, you have to stop that. We're preparing for a crash landing."

He says "Nope, I know what happens in these things...and I know the only thing that ever survives is the little black box...and I'm gonna ride her all the way down !"

शराब का खेल!

एक साहब सुबह ऑफिस जाने के लिए बस में सवार हुए तो कन्डक्टर ने सवाल किया रात ठीक-ठाक घर पहुंच गए थे!

क्यों? उसने हैरानी से पूछा, मुझे क्या हुआ था रात को?

कन्डक्टर ने जवाब दिया आप शराब पीकर टुन्न थे!

तुम्हें कैसे पता चला? मैंने तो तुम से बात तक नहीं की थी!

आप जब बस में बैठे हुए थे तो एक मैडम बस में चढ़ी थीं, जिन्हें आपने उठकर अपनी सीट ऑफर की थी!

तो?

तब बस में आप दो ही पैसेन्जर थे साहब!

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