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Please practice safe sex and use the condom stapled to this card.

Oh No, You're Not!!!

"First," said the playboy, "I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose."

"Oh no, you're not," said the girl.

"Then I'll take you to dinner and ply you with a few more drinks."

"Oh no, you're not."

"Then I'll take you to my place and keep serving you drinks."

"Oh no, you're not."

"Then I'm going to make violent, passionate love to you."

"Oh no, you're not."

"And I'm not going to wear a condom either!" said the guy. "Oh yes you are!" said the girl.

सबसे ज्यादा गर्म!

एक NRI हिंदुस्तान घूमने आया। आते ही उसकी पुराने यादें ताज़ा हो गई। उसने एक ढाबे पे कटींग चाय मंगवाई। तो वहां एक छोटे लड़के ने उसको गिलास में एक उंगली अंदर डालके चाय दी।

NRI (चाय पीते पीते): तुम लोग कब सुधरोगे? चाय इस तरह नही पकडते।

लड़का: साहब, उंगली में दर्द है, डॉक्टर ने सेंकने के लिये कहा है।

NRI: तो मादरचोद, गांड में क्यो नही रखी उंगली, वहाँ सबसे ज्यादा सेंक मिलेगा।

लड़का: साहब, वहीं थी, आपने चाय मंगवाई तो निकालनी पडी।

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Girls, if you're in an argument with a guy and  there is no way to win...<br/>
Start playing with your boobs!
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