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Leonard Matlovich Tombstone
Leonard Matlovich Tombstone

A Gay Vietnam Veteran`s Grave
When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one.

Indian Wife

A Negro wanted to go to a fancy dress party. He told his Indian wife to get a costume. Wife gets a snowman suit.

Negro: WTF!!! You bloody Indian... have you seen a black snowman! Get me another one.

She gets a Santa suit.

Negro: WTF!!! You bloody Indian! Have you ever seen a black Santa! Get another suit!

Wife, gets pissed and brings a bamboo stick.

Negro: What am I to do with this?

Wife: Gaand Mein Daal Aur Chocobar Banja BHENCHOD!!

नाराज़ मत होना!

लडकी अपने बॉयफ्रेंड से: चलो आज एक दूसरे से गाली दे कर बात करते हैं।

लडका: नही तुम नाराज हो जाओगी।

लडकी: चल कुत्ते

लडका: चल कुत्ती

लडकी: चल कमीने

लडका: चल कमीनी

लडकी: चल पागल

लडका: चल पगली

लडकी: चल चुतिये, हरामजादे

लडका: चल रंडी, मादरचोद, तेरी माँ का भोसडा, बहन की लौड़ी, टके टके पे चुदवाने वाली, तेरी तरह तेरी बहन को भी चोदूगां, साली आजा तेरी गांड मारता हूँ बहनचोद, मादर चोद की बच्ची, लौड़ा फ़ेंक के मारूंगा यहाँ से तो गायब हो जाएगी रंडी साली।

लडकी (रोते हुए): आज से हमारा रिशता खत्म।

लडका: अरे जानू सुनो तो... मैंने कहा था तुम नाराज़ हो जाओगी।

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Behind every Auto rickshaw guy who tells you - `Nahi Jayega' is his wife who has told him the same thing the previous night!
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