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Love To Lick

One night this guy and his girlfriend were about to go into his apartment and before he could open his door his girlfriend said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door."

So the guy says, "Well, give me some examples."

The girlfriend proceeds to tell him, "Well the first way is, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me. Then she said, "The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't seem to find the hole than that means he is inexperienced and that isn't for me either."

Then she said, "Honey, how do you unlock your door?"

He then proceeded to say, "Well, first before I do anything else, I lick the lock."

कवित्री की सुहागरात!

एक कवित्री की सुहागरात के बाद उसकी सहेली ने जब पूछा कि कैसी रही उसकी सुहागरात तो कवित्री ने अपने अंदाज़ में कुछ यूँ दिया जवाब:

आये थे वो ज़रा देर से, दिल जला दिया;
पहले किया उन्होंने दरवाज़ा बंद और फिर दीपक बुझा दिया;
पहले दबाई चूचियाँ उन्होंने टटोलकर,
फिर खेलने लगे मेरी चूत से चड्डी खोल कर;
एक जंग ऐसी छिड़ी पलंग पर,
फिर तैयार कर गोले वाली तोप अपनी दाग दी उन्होंने मेरी सुरंग पर;
करते रहे हमला लगातार वो, आने लगा मुझे भी अजीब सा मज़ा;
इसी मज़े में छाया कुछ ऐसा नशा कि भूल गयी मैं इसके बाद की सजा;
कुछ यूँ गुज़री सुहागरात मेरी कि पूरी हो गयी मेरे मन की हर एक रज़ा।

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