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Innocent Mom!

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A Genuine Problem

A guy visits his doctor and says he has a problem with sex.

"Doc, I think my dick is just too damn small," he says.

The doctor asks him which drink he prefers.

"Well, American beer," he replies quite baffled.

"Aaaahhh. There's your problem, it shrinks things, those silly American beers... you should try drinking Guinness. That makes things grow."

A couple of months later the man returns to see the doctor with a big smile on his face. He shakes the doctor by the hand and thanks him.

"I take it you now drink Guinness?" asked the physician.

"Oh no, Doc, but I have the wife drinking American beer!"

पुरुष का 'लिंग'!

सबसे पवित्र चीज है पुरुष का 'लिंग'

ये बहूत विनम्र है, हमेशा झुका रहता है

ये दयालु है, लडकियों की गोद भरता है

ये असली गुरु है, जो अपने दो चेलों का साथ नही छोडता

इसमें सादगी है, ये छोटी सी गुफा में रात गुजारता है

ये आदरणीय है, नारी को देख के खड़ा हो जाता है

ये कोमल है, चाहे कितना भी मोड़ो मरोड़ो इसमें से अमृत ही निकलता है, जिससे सृष्टि चलती है।

अगर आप भी लिंग धारी हैं तो इसे आगे भेजते रहिये।

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