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Kumar's Achche Din
Kumar's Achche Din

Aam Aadmi party is still struggling to get its house in order, with sharp policy differences between the clutch of leaders, but not so founding member Kumar Vishwas who is facing `acche din` even if his party is not.

Crazy people on my WhatsApp list

1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 Days! He's Probably dead.

2. Someone is "Driving" since 5 days! I guess he reached Dubai!!!

3. Someone's status is "Happy" since 1 Month. Living in Paradise???

4. Someone is always 'Available'. How free Are you?????

5. From first day their status is, 'Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp' I Know ! That's why you're on my list!

6. Someone writes "urgent calls only". Don't get it... Are you in the police or ambulance service?

7. Someone says, "Can't talk. Whatsapp only". Dude then throw away your phone.. You are not using the phone's Primary function 8. Someone is 'at d movies' for the past 6 weeks. Either he owns d theatre or sells popcorn there....

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मुझे सोना पसंद नहीं है।

मैंने अपने बचपन में बहुत मज़े किये हैं।

मुझे तनावपूर्ण जीवन पसंद है।

मैं अपने आप से बदला लेना चाहता था।

मैं अपने सामाजिक रिश्ते-नाते तोडना चाहता था।

मुझे छुट्टियों पर भी काम करना पसंद है।

मैं अपने सारे दोस्त खोना चाहता था।

मैं अपना पारिवारिक जीवन सुखमय और आनंदमय ढंग से नहीं बिताना चाहता था।

मैं जागते हुए सपने देखना पसंद करता हूँ।

मैं 'गीता' में विश्वास रखता हूँ - कर्म कर फल की चिंता मत कर।

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Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished.
Eid Mubarak
Eid Mubarak

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The old songs are best because nobody sings them any more.