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Joint Campaign!
Joint Campaign!

If politics is the art of survival, RJD boss Lalu Prasad and JD (U) chief Nitish Kumar would be its most consummate artists. However, courtesy a resurgent BJP that won 31 out of Bihar`s 40 Lok Sabha seats in May this year, the two Bihar icons have not only joined hands but would be campaigning together for the first time since 1990.

Men Are Special

A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising at a very tender age.

He sacrifices his chocolates... for his sister.

He sacrifices his dreams, for just a smile on his parents face.

He spends his entire pocket money on buyng gifts for the lady he loves just to see her smiling.

He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late at night without any complain.

He builds their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for lifetime.

He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss.

His life finally ends up only by compromising for others' happiness.
If he goes out, then he's careless;
If he stays at home, then he's a lazy.

If he scolds children, then he's a monster;
If he doesn't scold, then he's a irresponsible guy.

If he stops wife from working, then he's an insecure guy;
If he doesn't stops wife from workin, then he's somebody who lives on wife's earnings.

If he listens to mom, then he's mama's boy;
If he listens to wife, he's wife's slave.

Respect every male in your life. You will never know what he has sacrificed for you.

बारिश का बहाना है!

एक दिन पति-पत्नी के बीच झगड़ा हो गया।

पति: बस-बस, बहुत हो चुका। आज तुमने मेरा दिल तोड़ दिया है। अब मैं इस घर में तुम्हारे साथ नहीं रह सकता। आज की लड़ाई हमारी अंतिम लड़ाई है। मैं इसी वक़्त घर छोड़ कर जा रहा हूँ।

इतना कह कर पति दरवाज़े की तरफ बढ़ गया।

पत्नी: कहाँ जा रहे हो?

पति: वहाँ जा रहा हूँ, जहाँ तुम मुझे ढूंढ ना सकोगी। दूर कहीं जंगलो में, ऊँचे-ऊँचे पहाड़ों पर, विशाल समंदर पार कर।

पति ने दरवाज़ा खोला और फिर बंद कर दिया।

पत्नी: क्या हुआ, अब गए क्यों नहीं?

पति: बस यह बारिश थोड़ी काम हो जाने दो।

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Disclaimer: The visuals/cartoons are the humourous interpretation of the cartoonist. Any resemblance to person(s) or incident(s) is done with humourous intent, and not to defame, hurt or tarnish the image of any person(s).

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No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head.

Trivia

A young rabbit is called a 'kitten'.

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The old songs are best because nobody sings them any more.