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The Congress released a video clipping that showed BJP leader Uma Bharti levelling serious charges against her colleague, BJP`s prime ministerial candidate Narendra Modi. In the clipping, Uma is heard saying that Modi was not `Vikas Purush` but `Vinash Purush`.

Favourite Patients!!!

4 surgeons sat around discussing their favourite patients type.

1st surgeon says, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order."

2nd surgeon says, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is in numerical order."

3rd surgeon says, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color coded."

The 4th surgeon says, "I like operating on politicians."

The other three surgeons look at each other in disbelief.

The 4th surgeon continues, "Because they're heartless, gutless, spineless, and the butts and brains are interchangeable."

इसे प्यार न समझो!

एक बार किसी जगह संगीत की महफ़िल चल रही थी। एक गायक ने जैसे ही गाना गाया, सब बोले, "वन्स मोर (Once more)।"

गायक ने गाना फिर सुना दिया।

दूसरी बार भी गाना खत्म हुआ तो सब लोग फिर से बोल उठे, "वन्स मोर (Once more)"।

इस बार गायक ने कहा, "मेरे प्यारे सुनने वालो, मैं आपका मेरे लिए प्यार समझता हूँ। पर मेरी भी कुछ मर्यादा है। मैं इतनी बार नहीं गा सकता।"

तभी महफ़िल में से एक आदमी उठ कर बोला, "जब तक तुम ठीक से नहीं गाओगे, तुमको गाना ही पड़ेगा।"

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