Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
The man said, "I do, Father."
The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."
Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
'Certainly, Father,' the man replied.
"Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest.
Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and asked, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father."
The priest said, "I don't believe this! You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"
O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I taut you was getting a group together to go right now!"
संता का एक पड़ोसी चाइना का था, काफी टाइम से एक साथ रहने से आना-जाना हो गया उनका, पर बीमारी की वजह से शादी के एक साल बाद ही बेचारे चाइनीज की बीवी मर गयी।
संता अफसोस करने उसके पास गया, और उसके कंधे पर हाथ रखकर समझाते हुए बोला।
संता: कोई नही यार शुक्र कर एक साल चल गयी चाइनीज थी और कितना चलती।
लड़का: रोड पे लाल रंग की कार देख रही हो?
लड़की(ख़ुशी से): वाह!
लड़का: उसी रंग की नेल-पॉलिश लाया हूँ तुम्हारे लिए।
He had the first course outside of Scotland built for her enjoyment. To make sure she was properly chaperoned (and guarded) while she played, Louis hired cadets from a military school to accompany her. Mary liked this a lot and when returned to Scotland (not a very good idea in the long run) she took the practice with her. In French, the word cadet is pronounced 'ca-day' and the Scots changed it into caddie.