|Banta is lying across the rail tracks with a bottle of Whisky and a tandoori chicken within reach. A passerby asks, "Banta ji, why are you lying ...|
|A Hindu, a Muslim and a Santa were discussing the marvellous achievements of their own brands of surgery. Said the Hindu, "I know of a Vaidji who...|
|A visitor to the capital approached a man at a bus stand and asked, "Sir, will this bus go to Connaught Place?"|
"Ya," replied the man.
|Santa had saved up a lot of money to buy a car. But when he had required sum, instead of buying a car he brought a buffalo.|
"Santa ji you we...
|Banta noticed that Santa was looking depressed, and asked what was wrong.|
"Well," said Santa, "I ran afoul of one of those awkward questio...
|Santa ne Live Radio Station call ki: Hello... ji ye Radio station hai ?|
RJ: Ji Haan, boliye.
Santa: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha...
|Santa applied for the job of night security guard at the factory.|
The boss looked him over carefully. "The sort of person we need for this j...
|Santa was spending some of his hard-earned cash on a luxury cruise and was given a table with a Frenchman. At their first meal together, the Fren...|
|Banta wanted to use his ATM card but the machine kept on rejecting the card. In frustration Banta called his bank help line.|
|A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a...|
|Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked ...|
|Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later Santa take...|
|Santa enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'|
The salesman assured him that...
|A cop stops his patrol car when he sees Banta and his girlfriend sitting on the curb. Banta is laying on his side with his pants pulled down, the...|