|A Bihari, a Bengali and our Santa were arguing on the hospital ward who was the most careless. The Bihari guy said, "I`m the most careless, this ...|
|Just as Santa was about to fall asleep, his wife shook him and said, "I hear someone breaking in."|
At least two nights a week for twenty y...
|Santa and Banta were both fanatics about deep sea fishing. Each would come back from fishing trips, and tell the other big lies about the number,...|
|Ek Baar 4 Yaar Jua Khel Rahe The. Ek Dost Patte Baantne Hi Waala Tha Ki Tabhi Police Aa Gayi. Police Inspector: Tum Sab Jua Khel Rahe Ho. Chalo S...|
|There was an english man, who was singing, "There was a cold day," whilst having a shit in cinema toilets.|
Our Banta walks by...
|Banta had a bull that he was quite proud of. One day he looked at the bull and noticed his eyes were crossed. That was disconcerting, because he ...|
|Santa: You`ve got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print a document, but the computer won`t boot properly.|
Tech Support: What does i...
|Santa and the local priest were always fighting and arguing, and eventually they finished up in court. After listening to evidence from bath side...|
|I found myself in a pub in Patiala and a group of American tourists came in. One of the Americans said, in a loud voice, "I hear you Punjabis thi...|