|Jeeto was very fat. She weighed 100 kilos, and she was getting heavier every month, so she went to see her doctor. He said, "You need a diet, Jee...|
|Needing to shed a few kilos, Santa and Jeeto, went on a diet that had specific recipes for each meal of the day. They followed the instructions e...|
|Greatest scientists of all times were invited to a reunion...|
Newton said he`d drop in.
Socrates said he`d think about it.
|A Bihari, a Bengali and our Santa were arguing on the hospital ward who was the most careless. The Bihari guy said, "I`m the most careless, this ...|
|Just as Santa was about to fall asleep, his wife shook him and said, "I hear someone breaking in."|
At least two nights a week for twenty y...
|Santa and Banta were both fanatics about deep sea fishing. Each would come back from fishing trips, and tell the other big lies about the number,...|
|Ek Baar 4 Yaar Jua Khel Rahe The. Ek Dost Patte Baantne Hi Waala Tha Ki Tabhi Police Aa Gayi. Police Inspector: Tum Sab Jua Khel Rahe Ho. Chalo S...|
|There was an english man, who was singing, "There was a cold day," whilst having a shit in cinema toilets.|
Our Banta walks by...
|Banta had a bull that he was quite proud of. One day he looked at the bull and noticed his eyes were crossed. That was disconcerting, because he ...|