Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and started a small business. It did well, and soon he had enou...
A picky lady customer at a Supermarket`s fruit department watches as a new delivery of fresh fruit is delivered.
"Give me two kilo of oran...
Number 9. Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Number 8. Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7. Good health is merely the sl...
Beer and ice will give you hangovers.
Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys.
Rum and ice will ruin your liver...
Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs...
If you can convince a female in less than 5 minutes then she is your mom.
If you can convince a female in 15 minutes then she is your sist...
A man who makes coffin was on his way to deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down. Trying not to be late he put the coffin on his head ...
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days...
A King of a Kingdom called his Prime Minister and asked, like there are Brilliant people in his State will there be Idiots available?
Minist...
A competition to see who can come up with the best lexphillies is held every year in an undisclosed location. This year`s winning submission is p...
A King of a Kingdom called his Prime Minister and asked, like there are Brilliant people in his State will there be Idiots available?
Minist...
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days...
A man who makes coffin was on his way to deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down. Trying not to be late he put the coffin on his head ...
If you can convince a female in less than 5 minutes then she is your mom.
If you can convince a female in 15 minutes then she is your sist...
A picky lady customer at a Supermarket`s fruit department watches as a new delivery of fresh fruit is delivered.
"Give me two kilo of oran...