An old couple were sitting in Church and the wife noticed that people were staring at her.
She leaned across to her husband and whispered,...
A youngster rushed into a barber`s shop and asked to be given a haircut and a shave immediately. "You wait your turn young man," said the barber,...
A TOUGH Haryanvi peasant swaggered into a restaurant and ordered for empty tumbler and a lemon. He asked everyone to look as he squeezed the lemo...
No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between `Complete` and `Finished.` However, in a linguistic conference, held in London ...
Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.
Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best res...
The skipper of a tramp steamer, in writing up the log recording an eventful day, rounded off his task with the entry: "Mate intoxicated."
To...
A customer complaint to the Irish Railway Company. The following is a customer complaint to the Irish Railway Company.
Gentlemen, I have bee...
This demanding passenger walks into a plane and tells the hostess, "Lemme get a cheeseburger, not too rare, not too well done, but right in the g...
A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. The leading local politician was chosen to make the presentati...
Farmer Brown, from Minnesota, had a bull that he was quite proud of. One day he looked at the bull and noticed his eyes were crossed. That was di...
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed. The young man picks...
An Irishman named Adrian went to his doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer...
What is the opposite of 'Dominos' ?
Think...
Tired?
"Domi doesn't know...
A well-stacked young advertising secretary wore tight knit dresses that showed off her figure, especially when she walked. Her young, aggressive ...
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest, to whom she said, "Excuse me,...