"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?" The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.
"Madam,...
A wise old Texas rancher went to town to trade for a pickup truck he saw advertised in the paper for an unbelievably low price. After showing the...
Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top.A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing. "We` re supposed to ...
I never take risk while drinking.
When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking,
I can hear the noise of utensils in the ...
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent anal...
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don`t and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand:
As Ben Franklin said...
If you want to know how divided we are, just look at matrimonial page of our newspaper!
If the mobile gets spoiled blame the child, if chi...
"Is this the girl you are going to marry?"
"Yes dad. Isn`t she pretty?"
"She is dark. I can`t even see her face clearly."
"I...
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order Chicken Surprise. The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as ...
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog... Duh! I was feeli...
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order Chicken Surprise. The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as ...
I never take risk while drinking.
When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking,
I can hear the noise of utensils in the ...
If you want to know how divided we are, just look at matrimonial page of our newspaper!
If the mobile gets spoiled blame the child, if chi...
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don`t and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand:
As Ben Franklin said...
Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top.A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing. "We` re supposed to ...