|Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He says, "Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me."|
|A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, "I`m on this ...|
|A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the P...|
|Since today is 31st December, some self Care Tips for drunkards will be useful....|
1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is ...
|A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out ofthe bar and...|
|Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they`re suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?"|
|Because they`ve spent all their cash on booze during a night on the town, Dave and Eric have no money...|
|Stage 1: SMART - This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know everything and want to pass on your ...|
|A man goes into a bar very thirsty. He sits down waiting for the bartender to see him. The man next to him calls for the bartender saying, "I`ll ...|