A well-traveled man walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "For $50, you can mix any cocktail you want without my knowledge and I can tell you...
A solution to all of your drinking troubles: Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet.
Fault: Mouth not ...
Carl was talking to a girl in a New York City bar. He asked, "Can I get you a drink?"
The girl replied, "Certainly."
Carl then aske...
A man walks into a a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave. The bartender tells him that he owes $8.
"But I already paid yo...
Dave was feeling depressed, and his best friend Keith decided to take Dave to the Pub, to try and cheer him up. He asked Dave what was it that wa...
"What`s that drink you`re mixing" the stranger asked the bartender in the upscale Tex-Mex bar. "I call it a lil` Texas Shooter", said the bartend...
A warning to all you drivers, be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and Police are out there checking on people. La...
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar, "Why...
Ever since Rob was a child, he had a fear of someone under his bed at night. So he went to a Psychiatrist and told him, "I`ve got problems. Every...
Things that are downright impossible to say when drunk: No thanks, I`m married.
Nope, no more booze for me!
Sorry, but you `re not real...
A well-traveled man walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "For $50, you can mix any cocktail you want without my knowledge and I can tell you...