|Ever since Rob was a child, he had a fear of someone under his bed at night. So he went to a Psychiatrist and told him, "I`ve got problems. Every...|
|Things that are downright impossible to say when drunk: No thanks, I`m married.|
Nope, no more booze for me!
Sorry, but you `re not real...
|A bartender is sitting behind his bar when a well dressed but obviously intoxicated man stumbles in. "Bartender! A drink for everyone, a drink fo...|
|Symptom: Feet cold and wet.|
Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
Action: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling...
|A man in the pub orders a beer. He gets it and begins to drink it and notices the beer is kind of warm. So he mentions something to the bartender...|
|To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand...|
|A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.|
|A bloke went into a pub, sat down at the bar and ordered five pots. The barman wondered since he was alone, but served up the five pots. And the ...|
|A Lady was conducting her anti drinking campaign outside a bar. A man came out of the Bar exuding alcohol fumes and the Lady said, "Reflect !!! I...|