A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the P...
Since today is 31st December, some self Care Tips for drunkards will be useful....
1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is ...
A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out ofthe bar and...
Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they`re suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?"
"Yes...
Because they`ve spent all their cash on booze during a night on the town, Dave and Eric have no money...
Stage 1: SMART - This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know everything and want to pass on your ...
A man goes into a bar very thirsty. He sits down waiting for the bartender to see him. The man next to him calls for the bartender saying, "I`ll ...
Fred was having trouble with a drinking problem and swore that he would correct it with sheer willpower. He had decided to walk straight past the...
A guy walks into a bar and asks for ten shots of the finest single malt scotch. The bartender sets him up and the guy takes the first shot in the...
In our life, problems may go from "Haywards 2000" to "Haywards 5000", but we must take them as a "Royal Challenge" otherwise people will call us ...