|"What`s that drink you`re mixing" the stranger asked the bartender in the upscale Tex-Mex bar. "I call it a lil` Texas Shooter", said the bartend...|
|A warning to all you drivers, be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and Police are out there checking on people. La...|
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar, "Why...|
|Ever since Rob was a child, he had a fear of someone under his bed at night. So he went to a Psychiatrist and told him, "I`ve got problems. Every...|
|Things that are downright impossible to say when drunk: No thanks, I`m married.|
Nope, no more booze for me!
Sorry, but you `re not real...
|A bartender is sitting behind his bar when a well dressed but obviously intoxicated man stumbles in. "Bartender! A drink for everyone, a drink fo...|
|Symptom: Feet cold and wet.|
Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
Action: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling...
|A man in the pub orders a beer. He gets it and begins to drink it and notices the beer is kind of warm. So he mentions something to the bartender...|
|To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand...|