|Carl was talking to a girl in a New York City bar. He asked, "Can I get you a drink?"|
The girl replied, "Certainly."
Carl then aske...
|A man walks into a a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave. The bartender tells him that he owes $8.|
"But I already paid yo...
|Dave was feeling depressed, and his best friend Keith decided to take Dave to the Pub, to try and cheer him up. He asked Dave what was it that wa...|
|"What`s that drink you`re mixing" the stranger asked the bartender in the upscale Tex-Mex bar. "I call it a lil` Texas Shooter", said the bartend...|
|A warning to all you drivers, be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and Police are out there checking on people. La...|
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar, "Why...|
|Ever since Rob was a child, he had a fear of someone under his bed at night. So he went to a Psychiatrist and told him, "I`ve got problems. Every...|
|Things that are downright impossible to say when drunk: No thanks, I`m married.|
Nope, no more booze for me!
Sorry, but you `re not real...
|A bartender is sitting behind his bar when a well dressed but obviously intoxicated man stumbles in. "Bartender! A drink for everyone, a drink fo...|