A Lady was conducting her anti drinking campaign outside a bar. A man came out of the Bar exuding alcohol fumes and the Lady said, "Reflect !!! I...
A guy was in New York on a business trip and decided to head to a local bar for a drink. Standing outside the bar was a nun holding a tin cup.
A man in the pub orders a beer. He gets it and begins to drink it and notices the beer is kind of warm. So he mentions something to the bartender...
Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He says, "Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me."
His friend...
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, "I`m on this ...
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the P...
Since today is 31st December, some self Care Tips for drunkards will be useful....
1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is ...
A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out ofthe bar and...
Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they`re suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?"
"Yes...
Because they`ve spent all their cash on booze during a night on the town, Dave and Eric have no money...