|Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet.|
Fault: Mouth not open or glass being applied to wrong part of ...
|A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder in the bartender`s face. Before t...|
|A guy was in New York on a business trip and decided to head to a local bar for a drink. Standing outside the bar was a nun holding a tin cup.|
|A man in the pub orders a beer. He gets it and begins to drink it and notices the beer is kind of warm. So he mentions something to the bartender...|
|Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He says, "Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me."|
|A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, "I`m on this ...|
|A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the P...|