A blonde went into a pet shop and asked the owner if he had any parrots. The owner replied, "Sorry, I don`t have any at the moment."
"Damm...
A retired older couple return to a BMW dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful blonde in a min...
A trucker stopped at a local Denny`s restaurant and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of runni...
A mathematician, a philosopher, and a blonde all go to Hell and receive a challenge from the Devil - if they can stump him, they`re free to go to...
It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup...
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read th...
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish ice fishing. Once the contest star...
A young bride was scouring the aisles of the supermarket. Up and down each aisle she went, then started over again. The store manager noticed thi...
My friend was on duty in the main computer lab on a quiet afternoon he noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her...
Three girls apply for a job. At the interview they are told they will have to answer a question then explain their answer. Gwyneth goes first and...