select top 12 jokeid,heading,imagepath,snippet,catid,catname,row_number() over (order by jokeid desc) as row from jokes_view where parentid=1
|Cousin Elly, who happens to be blonde, is the world`s worst at getting instructions mixed up. When she got married her husband bought her one of ...|
|On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing whe...|
|A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F"|
He smiled a...
|Three women, a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are lost in the forest while hunting. They each have a shotgun with 2 bullets. They make a fire....|
|A blonde asked a farmer, "Why doesn`t this cow have any horns?"|
The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "We...
|The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn`t know why she was jumping so excitedly b...|
|Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have n...|
|It was very crowded and noisy in this Restaurant and this blonde girl asks the waiter where the restroom was. And he says, "I can`t hear...|
|A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16 - 18 year olds. She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all th...|