|A burglar has just made it into the house he`s intending ransacking, and he`s looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice ...|
|One day, Mickey Mouse asks Donald Duck to tell him Ramayana. Donald duck is impressed and starts reading verses from Ramayana. Mickey Mouse conti...|
|Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son," the father shark said to the son shark...|
|Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently...|
|If animals have Facebook..... these are most likely to be their Status Updates...|
|A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to t...|
|A group of bats is hanging around, upside down, as usual, mostly sleeping. Suddenly one notices that Charlie is on the floor, standing upright...|
|A duck walked into a general store, waddled up to the counter and asked, "Got any peanuts?"|
"No," said the assistant...
|A guy walked into a bar with a monkey. The monkey grabbed some olives off the bar and ate them. Then he grabbed some sliced limes and ate them. H...|
|Joe did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to sleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed i...|
|A woman walks into a pet shop hoping to find the right pet. She wonders around for a while and she stumbles on to this big ass parrot...|
|A man walks into a bar and notices a poker game at the far table. Upon taking a closer look he sees a dog sitting at the table. This peaks his cu...|
|A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey, 'Hey! what are you doing?'|
|It seems that God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot. They were an elephant, a giraffe, and a hen.|
The elephant compl...