A guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says, "I bet $50.00 that no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus can`t play."
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In the poor zoo of India, a lion was so much frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg meat a day. The lion thought it`s prayers were answe...
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
A pedestrian stepped off the curb to cross the street and a car suddenly came screaming around the corner and headed straight for him. He started...
It seems that God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot. They were an elephant, a giraffe, and a hen...
Who`s the father of the chicken?
Chiken Ka-bab.
Who`s the mother...
A lion was getting married and all animals attended the wedding. Every animal stood a distance and wished then lion. A mouse came and climbed to ...
A rabbit escaped from a research laboratory where he had lived since birth. He joined a group of wild rabbits and lived their lives for a day. He...
A burglar has just made it into the house he`s intending ransacking, and he`s looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice ...
One day, Mickey Mouse asks Donald Duck to tell him Ramayana. Donald duck is impressed and starts reading verses from Ramayana. Mickey Mouse conti...