One day a man came back early from his office. He was shocked to see his wife with another guy. He told his wife to go out of the room. Then he s...
I was going for a drink after work with some of my workmates. I telephoned the Missus and told her that I was working late. I got home at 1AM stu...
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he i...
Jennifer`s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement, not even her parents` nasty divorce. Her mother had found the P...
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses wh...
An elderly couple Pauline & Frank were recently attending a church service at their retirement village. The couple had just celebrated their 50th...
6 Weeks: I love you, I love you, I love you.
6 Months: Of course I love you.
6 Years: GOD, if I didn`t love you, then why the hell ...
A young couple is on their honeymoon. The husband is sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my...
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much t...
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore. His wife fluttered about him, pleased with the amount of work he had d...