|When I reached office, I got a call from my wife. "What is the date today?" She said. I was wondering... then told her 14th September... call dis...|
|While seasoning, if you put few drops of whisky, the oil doesn`t burn.|
While kneading dough, put a few drops of beer and the chapatis will...
|A man is sitting reading his newspaper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" he a...|
|A workshop was done on women`s relationship. They were told to send a message written "I Love You" to their husbands. Top 10 replies from husband...|
|Wife: Am I looking fat?|
Wife: Shut up. Don`t you ever dare talk to me!!
Wife: Am I looking fat?
|A man and his wife went for shopping to get new sarees for wife. After seeing numerous sarees she shortlisted around 100 and further brought down...|
|Son: Dad, I want to get married.|
Father: First, tell me you`re sorry.
Son: For what?
Father: Say sorry...
|The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a nois...|
|A few women were sitting around the table talking, and the subject turned to their husbands. One lady said, "My husband just won`t go to church w...|