|A new metal is added to chemistry:|
Light when first found...
|Wife: Can you help me in the gardening ?|
Husband: What do you think I am... a gardener ?
Wife: Can you fix the door handle ?
|New drugs for men created by women scientists are waiting for FDA approval...|
ANIVERSIA: Triggers memories for birthdays and anniversaries...
|Once, all villages decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the people gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella - That`s...|
|Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt. H...|
|Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in m...|
|BEFORE: You take my breath away.|
AFTER: I feel like I`m suffocating.
BEFORE: She says she loves the way I take control of the situa...
|George went over to his fiancee`s house and sadly told his girlfriend the wedding was off. He was going to marry another woman. His girlfriend wa...|
|Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don`t know what day this is."|
"Of course I do," he irritatingly answered...
|A kleptomaniac woman had been caught shoplifting in a supermarket and had to appear in court, taking along her long-suffering husband for marital...|
|A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. T...|
|There was this artist, who worked from a studio in his home. He specialized in nudes, and had been working on what he thought would be a masterpi...|
|The new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech: "My dear family, I thank you for we...|
|Then there was the guy who loved nothing better than to sit at nearby bar for long evenings and get stoned with his cronies. But his wife was a s...|