|I was going for a drink after work with some of my workmates. I telephoned the Missus and told her that I was working late. I got home at 1AM stu...|
|A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he i...|
|Jennifer`s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement, not even her parents` nasty divorce. Her mother had found the P...|
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses wh...|
|An elderly couple Pauline & Frank were recently attending a church service at their retirement village. The couple had just celebrated their 50th...|
|6 Weeks: I love you, I love you, I love you.|
6 Months: Of course I love you.
6 Years: GOD, if I didn`t love you, then why the hell ...
|A young couple is on their honeymoon. The husband is sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my...|
|There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much t...|
|A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore. His wife fluttered about him, pleased with the amount of work he had d...|