|Brahma: System installer|
Vishnu: System operator
Shiva: "System programmer
Narad: Data Transmitter...
|1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 Days! He`s Probably dead.|
2. Someone says, "Can`t talk. Whatsapp only". Dude then throw away y...
|What does a baby computer call his father?|
What is a computer`s first sign of old age?
Loss of memory...
|Be afraid! Infact very afraid, or be yourself. Technology can hurt you.|
A wife was calling out for her husband from the kitchen to help her ...
|There`s a new illness discovered at the University of Bheja. It`s a condition called WhatsApia. The symptoms are:|
|Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user ...|
Help-desk : double click on "My Computer".
Lady : I can't see your computer...
|1. HARD DISK lady: Remembers everything forever.|
2. RAM lady: Forgets about you the moment...
|Boy: Hello Babe.... (11:45pm)|
Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm)
Boy: Hey please answer me :) ( 11:50pm)
Girl: (last seen at 11:52...
|A programmer had been missing from work for over a week when finally someone noticed and called the cops. They went round to his flat and broke t...|
|Hard Disk Girls: She remembers everything, FOREVER.|
RAM Girls: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her...
|There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said...|
|The Super Computer stood at the end of the Computer Company's production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman st...|
|Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?|
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English p...
|The husband finally wised up to the fact that his wife was less than faithful. He hired a private investigator to follow her and, in less than a ...|