|Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?|
A: No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offen...
|A lawyer had a wife and 12 kids and needed to move as his rental agreement was coming to an end for the home where he lived but was having diffic...|
|There was a Lawyer who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, h...|
|I cannot use names allowed due to legal reasons however, I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and colleagues, but it is d...|
|Believe it or not.... Lawyers are the most preferred husbands for ladies. Surprised? Don`t be, I asked a girl why do you prefer a lawyer to marry...|
|Excerpts taken from court proceedings that`s really silly and funny too. These are actually things people actually said in court, word for word, ...|
|A man goes into a bar, he`s really pissed off. He sits down and orders a beer. "What`s wrong?" The barman asks him.|
"Lawyers are assholes!" ...
|A lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move as his rental agreement was coming to an end for the home where he lived but was having di...|
|Job Applicant: I`m looking for a job as a consultant.|
Employer: I`m sorry, we already have enough consultants.
Applicant: That`s ok...