Job Applicant: "I`m looking for a job as a consultant."
Employer: "I`m sorry, we already have enough consultants."
Applicant: "That...
Just as a young man was about to get a chest X-ray, the equipment slipped and his pelvic region was X-Rayed instead.
"Oh, no!", cried the ...
Two High Court lawyers hired a secretary from a small town in the hills. She was attractive, and really hot but it was obvious that she knew noth...
A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In the defense`s closing stat...
Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news.
Client: Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: the bad news is that the DNA tes...
Two small county judges both got arrested for speeding on the same day. Rather than call the state Supreme Court for a visiting judge, each agree...
The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?"
...
A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party:
"What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked...
Counsel: "Are you a qualified pathologist?"
Witness: "Yes."
Counsel: "On 21 June, 2013, do you recall being...
Ever wondered how a lawyer could write a love letter to his girlfriend?
To .....,
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms ...
Two doctors were discussing a case in a mental ward. The first doctor asked what had triggered such a profound depressive psychosis in the patien...
Two lawyers had been life long friends: they were partners and shared everything, including their hot-blooded secretary. One day the secretary an...
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn.
The last time he’d finally managed an affair wi...
A judge was instructing the jury that because a witness changed his statement after giving it to the police, he should not necessarily be regarde...
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and was found guilty.
Just before he was taken away, the man looked the judge i...