A man goes into a bar, he`s really pissed off. He sits down and orders a beer. "What`s wrong?" The barman asks him.
"Lawyers are assholes!" ...
A lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move as his rental agreement was coming to an end for the home where he lived but was having di...
Job Applicant: I`m looking for a job as a consultant.
Employer: I`m sorry, we already have enough consultants.
Applicant: That`s ok...
Just as a young man was about to get a chest X-ray, the equipment slipped and his pelvic region was X-Rayed instead.
"Oh, no!", cried the ...
Two High Court lawyers hired a secretary from a small town in the hills. She was attractive, and really hot but it was obvious that she knew noth...
A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In the defense`s closing stat...
Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news.
Client: Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: the bad news is that the DNA tes...
Two small county judges both got arrested for speeding on the same day. Rather than call the state Supreme Court for a visiting judge, each agree...
The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?"
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A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party:
"What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked...
A man goes into a bar, he`s really pissed off. He sits down and orders a beer. "What`s wrong?" The barman asks him.
"Lawyers are assholes!" ...