|Believe it or not.... Lawyers are the most preferred husbands for ladies. Surprised? Don`t be, I asked a girl why do you prefer a lawyer to marry...|
|Excerpts taken from court proceedings that`s really silly and funny too. These are actually things people actually said in court, word for word, ...|
|A man goes into a bar, he`s really pissed off. He sits down and orders a beer. "What`s wrong?" The barman asks him.|
"Lawyers are assholes!" ...
|A lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move as his rental agreement was coming to an end for the home where he lived but was having di...|
|Job Applicant: I`m looking for a job as a consultant.|
Employer: I`m sorry, we already have enough consultants.
Applicant: That`s ok...
|Just as a young man was about to get a chest X-ray, the equipment slipped and his pelvic region was X-Rayed instead.|
"Oh, no!", cried the ...
|Two High Court lawyers hired a secretary from a small town in the hills. She was attractive, and really hot but it was obvious that she knew noth...|
|A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In the defense`s closing stat...|
|Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news.|
Client: Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: the bad news is that the DNA tes...