An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear fir...
A middle-aged woman enters her family doctor`s office in a frantic state. She says, "Doctor, I think I`m turning into a horse!"
The doctor...
A dentist, doing his first extraction on a patient, was understandably nervous. When he got the molar out, his hand shook, he lost his grip on th...
Little Johnny blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he`s liable to b...
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. One of the students said to his f...
The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the pediatrician, who brea...
The other day I visited my local superstore. When I got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the pharmacist`s counter is loca...
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I`ve got good news and bad news," the ow...
An engineer was removing the engine parts from a racing car when he saw a famous heart surgeon in his shop. He went to him and said, "Look at thi...
A man is standing outside the gates of Heaven. Saint Peter approaches and says, "Can I help you?"
The man replies, "No thanks."
He ...
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear fir...