|A dentist, doing his first extraction on a patient, was understandably nervous. When he got the molar out, his hand shook, he lost his grip on th...|
|Little Johnny blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he`s liable to b...|
|Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. One of the students said to his f...|
|The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.|
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the pediatrician, who brea...
|The other day I visited my local superstore. When I got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the pharmacist`s counter is loca...|
|An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I`ve got good news and bad news," the ow...|
|An engineer was removing the engine parts from a racing car when he saw a famous heart surgeon in his shop. He went to him and said, "Look at thi...|
|A man is standing outside the gates of Heaven. Saint Peter approaches and says, "Can I help you?"|
The man replies, "No thanks."
|Grandma was nearly ninety years of age when she won 1,000,000 pounds on the football pools. Her family were extremely worried about her heart and...|