|The following questions were in a UK grade 12 equivalent examination - ( Purportedly genuine answers)|
Q. What is a turbine?
|How can a stranger tell if two people are married?|
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- ...
|TEACHER: John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. Begin the sentence with Mangoes.|
Student: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you.
|A young boy watches his dad help birth a calf.A man was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed ...|
|A four year old little boy was at the doctor`s office with his mother in the waiting room when he spotted a pregnant lady on the other side of th...|
|A class had been studying destruction of the rain forest and was talking about ways they could help protect the planet. One boy was particularly ...|
|Tim is having a bit of trouble seeing things at a distance so he goes into an opticians for an eye test. The optician asks him to cover his right...|
|Our teacher asked what my favourite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."|
She said I wasn`t funny, but she couldn`t have been right, be...
|The new librarian decided that instead of checking out children`s books by writing the names of borrowers on the book cards herself, she would ha...|