|Answers given by 2nd graders:|
1. She`s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To ...
|A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"|
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life...
|The new librarian decided that instead of checking out children`s books by writing the names of borrowers on the book cards herself, she would ha...|
|I boarded the train and took my seat. The seat next to me was empty, but not for long. A mother boarded with her 5-year-old daughter sat down in ...|
|There was a family with one kid, Suzie. One day the mother was out and dad was in charge of Suzie, who just turned three. Someone had given her a...|
|A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father being modern and well-schooled in handling ch...|
|A little boy walks in to the kitchen one Sunday morning while his dad is reading the paper.|
"Where does poo come from?" he asks.
|At a church meeting, a very wealthy man rose to tell the rest of those present about his Christian faith. "I`m a millionaire," he said, "and I at...|
|A young lad and his mother were walking down the street one day when suddenly the boy yelled out excitedly, "Mother, Mother, Look at that bowlegg...|