|Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold...|
|In a Nursery School Canteen, there was a basket of Apples with a notice written over it: Do not take more than one, God is watching. On the other...|
|Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit, with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I came into my bedroom at ab...|
|The teacher asked her class what each wanted to become when they grew up. A chorus of responses came from all over the room.|
"A football pla...
|The little boy was sitting on a park bench munching on one chocolate bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said...|
|Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt.|
Her mother replied, "That`s because it`s empty. Maybe you should try put...
|My two daughters were having a discussion about family resemblance.|
"I look like Mom," said my nine-year-old, "but I have Dad's eyes and Dad...
|A girl was crying bitterly.|
Mom: What happened dear?
Daughter: Mom do I lookk like a wicked witch?
|My son asked me if we could have a tree this Christmas. I told him I didn`t want to pay for a tree and that`s that. He wouldn`t stop asking thoug...|
|A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, 'Mum, what's sex?'|
His mother, who believed in all the mo...
|The little girl was so proud of her birthday presents, her first watch and her first perfume. She really made a pest of herself throughout the mo...|
|Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is. Her reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question...|
|Little Johnny was late for class. He walked into the classroom, quietly shut the door behind him, and tiptoed to his seat, all the while hoping h...|
|One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $20 to the child who can tell me who wa...|