|Wife: Honey Which teams are playing?|
Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United.
Wife : Oooh wonderful! I Love Arsenal.
|1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper.|
2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.
3. Penalties awarded only if injured player c...
|Once upon a time there was an archery contest. The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position. He takes a deep bre...|
|Dear Shikhar Dhawan, Firstly, congratulations on team India`s 130 run victory against South Africa.. That is very much appreciated. We are please...|
|Gayle: Sir, I scored 211 Runs in 118 Balls. I made the team win the crucial match. I should get "A" rating.|
Manager: You hit 17 Sixes and ...
|India: A unpredictable student who either tops or fails miserably and has a rich daddy. Even if he fails the mother covers up by saying `Atleast ...|
|Afridi to Misbah: So, shall I play my original game ya Tik Ke Khelun???|
Misbah: Sohail played really well. It was not our day.
|Ek Ladki Thi Deewani Si,|
Dhawan Pe Wo Marti Thi,
Choro Chori Chupke Chupke,
Rohit Ko Chitthiyaan Likha Karti Thi,
|Anushka Sharma is turning out to be the Greg Chappel of Virat Kohli`s career!|
A `Golden Duck` is all Virat Kohli could gift Anushka Sharma...