|There was an old Priest who got sick of all the people in his Parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I h...|
|A Preacher said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I`d take it and throw it into the river."|
And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
|A nun walks into a liquor store and asks for a bottle of whisky. The owner is shocked, "I`m sorry, Sister, but I`m a good church-going man. I sim...|
|The lady was embarrassed and apologetic to the priest after church service was over, "Reverend, I hope you didn`t take it personally, when my hus...|
|I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar. The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, "By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk ...|
|Sister Marry was truly a religious woman. Besides for her duties as a nun, she was also very active in various hospitals visiting sick patients a...|
|Two church members were going door-to-door through the neighbourhood and finally arrived at Mrs. Smith`s house. She was not happy to see them. Sh...|
|A preacher said, "Anyone with `special needs` who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."|
With that, Lero...
|After a brutal and tough day carrying the cross up Golgatha, the Romans nailed Jesus with no remorse to the heavy wooden structure. Golgatha was ...|