A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and as always the preacher was standing at the door shaking hands as the congregation d...
A man walks in to a confession booth and says, "I have sinned."
"What did you do?" asks the priest.
"I`ve committed...
A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow`s absence after so many years of fait...
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. The religious man prayed every single day and night...
A guy was getting ready to apply to a local department store for a job.
A friend told him...
Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbour and decided to go to a calm place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the...
A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I`d take it and throw it into the river."
And the congregation cried...
Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Dewey said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Wou...
One day a priest was playing baseball. A nun was cheerleading near first base. The priest was up to bat. The pitcher threw the ball. The priest s...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
The man said, "I do, Father...
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and as always the preacher was standing at the door shaking hands as the congregation d...