At a church meeting, a very wealthy man rose to tell the rest of those present about his Christian faith. "I`m a millionaire," he said, "and I at...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?"
A man was walking in the mountains just enjoying the scenery when he stepped too close to the edge of the mountain and started to fall. In desper...
There was an old Priest who got sick of all the people in his Parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I h...
A Preacher said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I`d take it and throw it into the river."
And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
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A nun walks into a liquor store and asks for a bottle of whisky. The owner is shocked, "I`m sorry, Sister, but I`m a good church-going man. I sim...
The lady was embarrassed and apologetic to the priest after church service was over, "Reverend, I hope you didn`t take it personally, when my hus...
I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar. The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, "By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk ...
Sister Marry was truly a religious woman. Besides for her duties as a nun, she was also very active in various hospitals visiting sick patients a...
Two church members were going door-to-door through the neighbourhood and finally arrived at Mrs. Smith`s house. She was not happy to see them. Sh...