A man walks in to a confession booth and says, "I have sinned."
"What did you do?" asks the priest.
"I`ve committed...
A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow`s absence after so many years of fait...
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. The religious man prayed every single day and night...
A guy was getting ready to apply to a local department store for a job.
A friend told him...
Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbour and decided to go to a calm place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the...
A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I`d take it and throw it into the river."
And the congregation cried...
Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Dewey said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Wou...
One day a priest was playing baseball. A nun was cheerleading near first base. The priest was up to bat. The pitcher threw the ball. The priest s...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
The man said, "I do, Father...
Bob and Jim are walking to services. Bob asks, "I wonder whether it would be all right to smoke while praying?"
"Why don`t you ask the rabbi...
There once was a husband and wife who were unable to have children. After consulting everyone who would listen to their problem, they were still ...
An Irish priest was at the altar one dreary Sunday morning, addressing his congregation, vehement that alcohol was the work of the devil.
'A...
At the conclusion of the sermon, the worshipers filed out of the sanctuary to greet the minister. As one of them left, he shook the minister's ha...
Three drunk guys are sitting behind a couple of nuns at a football game (whose habits partially blocked the view). In an effort to get te nuns to...
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to paradise. He was greeted by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled angrily, 'How ...