Abe was well known for his cheapness and his `eye for a bargain`. One day he was looking for a cheap wedding present for his niece, so he went in...
A man is lost in the desert. He used up the last of his water three days ago and he`s lying, gasping, on the sand, when in the distance he sudden...
I was meeting a friend in a bar and as I went in, I noticed two pretty girls looking at me. "Nine," I heard one whisper as I passed.
Feeli...
A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Englishmen are waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he ...
A pensioner drove his brand new Mercedes to 100 mph, looking in his rearview mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140, then 1...
A woman received a call that her daughter was sick. She stopped by the pharmacy to get medication, got back...
A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the man's truck and said, "Why are these penguins...
A kangaroo at the Sydney zoo kept getting out of his enclosure every night. Knowing that mature kangaroos could hop very high, the zoo officials ...
Four old men went into the pro shop after playing 18 holes of golf. The pro asked, "Did you guys have a good game today?"
The first old gu...
Two old friends, Paddy and Mick, went on a fishing trip together. Because neither were especially avid fishermen, they rented all their equipment...
Two old friends, Paddy and Mick, went on a fishing trip together. Because neither were especially avid fishermen, they rented all their equipment...
Abe was well known for his cheapness and his `eye for a bargain`. One day he was looking for a cheap wedding present for his niece, so he went in...
Imran, a Pakistani citizen aged 72, is visiting London for the first time. He decides to skip the afternoon siesta and explore the city on his ow...
A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the man's truck and said, "Why are these penguins...
A woman received a call that her daughter was sick. She stopped by the pharmacy to get medication, got back...