A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life...
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up fi...
1. 8 Eenton (Bricks) Ki Wicket Hogi.
2. First Ball Try Hogi.
3. Batting Team Umpiring Karegi.
4. Ball Deewar Ko Direct Lagi ...
Soon after getting freedom from British rule in 1947, the de-facto prime minister of India, Jawahar Lal Nehru called a meeting of senior Army Off...
Ek Admi Maha Kanjus Tha! Usne Ek Martbaan Mein Desi Ghee Bhar Kar Usko Kas Ke Band Kar Diya. Kyunki Kanjoos Darta Tha Ki Uska Ghee Khatam Na Ho J...
A man attempted to rob a Bank of America located in San Francisco. He walked into the branch and wrote, "This iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in ...
Working at the post office, I`m used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice,...
Saudi Arabia is banning chess, calling it Haram. Reasons are:
1. Queen doesn`t wear burkha.
2. Queen roams freely wherever it wants...
After four years of separation, my wife and I finally divorced amicably. I wanted to date again, but I had no idea of how to start, so I decided ...
A lady is having a bad day at the table in Monte Carlo. Down to her last Pound 100, completely exasperated, she cries, "What rotten luck! What in...
Pappu Ko Apne Khet Mein Tubewell Lagwana Tha Per Usko Smajh Nahin Aa Raha Tha Ki Kahan Lagwaye. Tabhi Wahan Se Ek Baba Ji Gujre. Pappu Ne Socha K...
A group of guys, all aged about 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View rest...
After four years of separation, my wife and I finally divorced amicably. I wanted to date again, but I had no idea of how to start, so I decided ...
At a party in an MNC the boss ordered a young junior lady Officer to say a joke to all. The lady Officer didn`t like the way he ordered and his a...
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. One of the students said to his f...