|Job Applicant: "I`m looking for a job as a consultant."|
Employer: "I`m sorry, we already have enough consultants."
|Banta is lying across the rail tracks with a bottle of Whisky and a tandoori chicken within reach. A passerby asks, "Banta ji, why are you lying ...|
|A Hindu, a Muslim and a Santa were discussing the marvellous achievements of their own brands of surgery. Said the Hindu, "I know of a Vaidji who...|
|Apple iPhone6 in India...|
Bangkok Return Ticket: 21k...
|A man goes into a bar very thirsty. He sits down waiting for the bartender to see him. The man next to him calls for the bartender saying, "I`ll ...|
|Mrs. Khanna of my society messaged me: Hi... I am new on whatsapp... Any idea what does IDK, LY, TTYL mean...?|
I replied: I don`t know, Love...
|Cousin Elly, who happens to be blonde, is the world`s worst at getting instructions mixed up. When she got married her husband bought her one of ...|
|Fred was having trouble with a drinking problem and swore that he would correct it with sheer willpower. He had decided to walk straight past the...|
|An old couple were sitting in Church and the wife noticed that people were staring at her.|
She leaned across to her husband and whispered,...
|A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a...|
|Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked ...|
|Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later Santa take...|
|Santa enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'|
The salesman assured him that...
|A cop stops his patrol car when he sees Banta and his girlfriend sitting on the curb. Banta is laying on his side with his pants pulled down, the...|