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1) I think the question is wrong.
2) I`ll tell you tomorrow.
|A picky lady customer at a Supermarket`s fruit department watches as a new delivery of fresh fruit is delivered.|
"Give me two kilo of oran...
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Number 8. Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7. Good health is merely the sl...
|A friend asked a gentleman why he never married?|
Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman... I guess I`ve be...
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Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys.
Rum and ice will ruin your liver...
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|Pati: Saab, Meri Patni Gum Ho Gayi Hai!!!|
Postmaster: Oye, Andhaa Hai Kya ??? Ye Post Office Hai, Police Station Jaa Na.
|Boy: I Love You!|
Gal: Agar Main bhi tumse I Love You Kahun Toh??
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1) Hasrat Khan
2) Harkat Khan
3) Barkat Khan
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Pappu: Papa, Uska Koi Boyfriend Nahin Tha.
Santa: To Phir Problem Kya Hai...