|An old couple were sitting in Church and the wife noticed that people were staring at her.|
She leaned across to her husband and whispered,...
|An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike ...|
|A youngster rushed into a barber`s shop and asked to be given a haircut and a shave immediately. "You wait your turn young man," said the barber,...|
|A TOUGH Haryanvi peasant swaggered into a restaurant and ordered for empty tumbler and a lemon. He asked everyone to look as he squeezed the lemo...|
|Kabir: Aisi Baani boliye, Man Ka Aapa Khoye,|
Auron Ko Sheetal Kare, Aaphi Sheetal Hoye.
SE: Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa k...
|Since the army is gradually talking over more and more functions of the police, there is much heartburning in police circles. A constable who cou...|
|When a woman discovered that she was pregnant, her four-year-old son overheard his parents` conversation. He didn`t say anything until a week lat...|
|Ek din husband apne ghar ki light theek kar raha tha. Usne apni wife ko awaaz lagai: Sonu ki mummy.... sunti ho... idhar toh aana ek minute ki ly...|
|A visitor to the capital approached a man at a bus stand and asked, "Sir, will this bus go to Connaught Place?"|
"Ya," replied the man.
|A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a...|
|Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked ...|
|Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later Santa take...|
|Santa enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'|
The salesman assured him that...
|A cop stops his patrol car when he sees Banta and his girlfriend sitting on the curb. Banta is laying on his side with his pants pulled down, the...|