To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don`t and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand:
As Ben Franklin said...
If you want to know how divided we are, just look at matrimonial page of our newspaper!
If the mobile gets spoiled blame the child, if chi...
"Is this the girl you are going to marry?"
"Yes dad. Isn`t she pretty?"
"She is dark. I can`t even see her face clearly."
"I...
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order Chicken Surprise. The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as ...
A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses. "Help me dear," she groans to her husband.
The husband calls 911 on h...
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog... Duh! I was feeli...
Who is Dronacharya: The Mentor. The employee who doesn`t like working himself but is always ready to guide and train new joiners.
Who is B...
Muktitasking: Women`s brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time. Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook. Men`s brains are...
A China-man decides to retire and move to USA after 50 years of living in Shanghai. He bought a home on a small piece of land. A few days after m...
`OLD` IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, `Let`s go upstairs and make love,` and you answer, `Pick one; I can`t do both!`
`OLD` IS WHEN.....
The amount of Maggi Noodles we have eaten, if it really contained that much lead, the men would be Natraj HB pencils by now and and the ladies w...
Not too long ago, there was a woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. She decide...
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order Chicken Surprise. The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as ...
2 Dost Daaru Pee Ke Apni Gaadi Se Gahr Jaa Rahe The. Tabhi Ek Dost Chillaya, "Deewar... Abbe Samne Dekh Deewar Hai.... Deewar... Dewaar Dekh Kami...
I never take risk while drinking.
When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking,
I can hear the noise of utensils in the ...