Albert Einstein`s wife often suggested that he dress more professionally when he headed off to work.
"Why should I?" he would invariably a...
An Italian tourist asks a blond man: Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?
To which the blonde man replies: If they f...
A mother travelled 2000 miles to see her only son getting Air Force wings and getting married on the same day. After marriage the son thanked her...
"Sister Ann, aren`t you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously eyeing her bulging stomach...
A man was in the habit of carrying an umbrella wherever he went. Unfortunately, he broke his last good one. Looking at the six useless umbrellas ...
On a cold winter day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. A small crowd immediately gathers around him. "Give the poor man a glass of brand...
Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him. The new guy was an absolute wreck, pale, hands shaking, biting his nai...
In the days when you couldn`t count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to India She was registered to stay in a sm...
Presently I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore every day, I go down on the street and te...
Einstein was once traveling from Princeton on a train when the conductor came down the aisle, punching the tickets of every passenger. When he ca...
Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?
A: No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offen...
He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions...
In the days when you couldn`t count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to India She was registered to stay in a sm...
Ek Saas Apni Bahu Se Bahut Pareshaan Thi Kyunki Vo Koi Kaam Nahin Karti Thi. Ek Din Tang Aakar Saas Apne Bete Se Kahti Hai Ki Kal Subah Mein Ghar...
Ek Eingineer Ko Yeh Dekh Kar Badi Hairat Hui Ki Andar Ke Kamre Mein Ek Bail Kolhu Kheench Raha Hai Aur Teli Bahar Baitha Chilam Pee Raha Hai. Eng...