|An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years, until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little s...|
|A little boy asks his dad "Where does poo come from?" His father is taken aback by the question but decides to give his son the facts straight up...|
|Dear Parent, We are delighted to inform you that your child displays remarkable initiative. Not for him the simple-minded obedience to teachers. ...|
|Attendant: Welcome aboard A la Carte Air, sir. May I see your ticket?|
Attendant: You`re in seat 12B. That will be ...
|A retired older couple return to a BMW dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful blonde in a min...|
|The following are actual submissions on a series of quizzes, tests, and essays.|
"Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found ...
|Pati: Arey Kya Hua, Hamare Ghar Ke Bahar Ye Itni Bheed Kyun Hai...|
Patni: Kuch Nahin, Maine Padosiyon Se Kaha Ki Aaj Hamare Damad Aa Rahe Ha...
|A Kung Fu student asks teacher, "Master, why my ability does not evolve, and I`m always defeated?"|
And the master patiently answers, "My d...
|A businessman is hurrying home on the motorway after a hard days work when he is stopped by a policeman. "Do you know you were driving 30 mph ove...|
|Jenny was married to a male chauvinist. They both worked full time, but he never did anything around the house and certainly not any housework. T...|
|1. Handsome 2) Charming 3) Financially successful 4) A caring listener 5) Witty 6) In good shape 7) Dresses with style 8) Appreciates finer thing...|
|March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn`t? I celebrated my birthday in July and ...|
|A very wealthy entrepreneur named John retired to the countryside. On one of his long walks, he passed a Mental Institution, and behind the chain...|
|A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things... chickens, cows, crops,...|