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Exchange Offer!!!

Ek din Santa ne newspaper mein ek advertisement dekha:

'Apna Purana Mobile Do Aur New Mobile Lo'

Santa advertisement dekhar khush ho gaya aur us address per akela chala gaya.

Wahan koi shop nahi thi aur 2 ladke aise hi khade hue the.

Santa wahan jaakar un ladkon se us advertisement ke baare mein puchta hai.

Tabhi ek ladka chaaku nikaal kar kehta hai, "Ye ad humne hi diya tha, chal purana mobile de aur jaakar naya mobile le."

Technology HURTS...

Be afraid! Infact very afraid, or be yourself. Technology can hurt you.

A wife was calling out for her husband from the kitchen to help her with the dishes, but did not get a response.

She went looking for him in the bed room and found hubby asleep on his files, tired of work.

She walked closer to him, looked at the innocent face, played with his hair softly, sweetly and.... then suddenly.... slapped his face!!!

The husband got up with a shock and asked, "what happened??!?!"

That's when the wife showed him his phone which showed: Last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago.

Technology HURTS...

Doctor or Chemist ?

"Funny you have not been to see me before!" the doctor barked at Mulla Nasruddin. "Have you consulted any other doctor about your condition?"

"No, Sir," stammered the Mulla. "Only the chemist."

"Good Heavens, man," snorted the doctor, "Have no sense? This just shows how stupid people can be! The chemist is not medically qualified - you had right to consult him! And what nonsense did he tell you?"

"HE TOLD ME TO COME AND SEE YOU," said Nasruddin.

The Trust!

Mulla Nasruddin and his wife went to Israel for their holidays, and visited a night club in Tel Aviv. A comedian was on the bill who did his whole act in Hebrew.

Nasruddin's wife sat through the comic's act in silence, but Nasruddin roared with laughter at the end of each joke.

"I didn't know you understood Hebrew," she said to the Mulla when the comedian had concluded his act.

"I don't," replied Nasrudin.

"Well, how come you laughed so much at his jokes?"

"AH, said Nasruddin, "I TRUSTED HIM."


Deep doubts, deep wisdom; small doubts, little wisdom.


'Dreamt' is the only word in the English language that ends with 'MT'.


If the enemy is in range, so are you.