|An old lady had always wanted to travel abroad. Now that she was getting on in years, she thought she would really like to do so before she died....|
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. H...|
|A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read th...|
|Woman1: Oh! You got a haircut! That`s so cute!|
Woman2: Do you think so? I wasn`t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don`t think...
|Seamus is having a bit of trouble seeing things at a distance so he goes into an opticians for an eye test. The optician asks him to cover his ri...|
|A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. he plac...|
|Harry was finally a groom and was very excited about his upcoming marriage. He was on his way out of the office when his boss came over to him wi...|
|A warning to all you drivers, be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and Police are out there checking on people. La...|
|An old French woman had a small shop in her village for years, until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little ...|
|A young couple were on their honeymoon and were staying at a hotel with a large swimming pool. They decided to go for a swim, and the bride donne...|
|John brought his new colleague, Peter, home for dinner. As they arrived at the door, his wife rushed up, threw her arms around John and kissed hi...|
|Mulayam Singh Yadav created Samajwadi Party group.|
Added brother Shivpal Yadav.
Added second brother Ram Gopal Yadav.
|"What`s that drink you`re mixing" the stranger asked the bartender in the upscale Tex-Mex bar. "I call it a lil` Texas Shooter", said the bartend...|
|A man was walking in the mountains just enjoying the scenery when he stepped too close to the edge of the mountain and started to fall. In desper...|