|At church, Joe was in charge of taking up the offerings. One Sunday after the services, the priest counted the cash and found it was smaller than...|
|It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup...|
|At a church meeting, a very wealthy man rose to tell the rest of those present about his Christian faith. "I`m a millionaire," he said, "and I at...|
|Rick, a retail merchant sent an order to a manufacturer for 10,000 t-shirts amounting to $ 70000. The manufacturer, noting that the previous bill...|
|A man had been in a meeting that lasted all afternoon and as he walked out, he was tired and just wanted to go home. He reached into his coat poc...|
|Dave was feeling depressed, and his best friend Keith decided to take Dave to the Pub, to try and cheer him up. He asked Dave what was it that wa...|
|Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?"|
|A woman needed to visit the doctor`s office just to have her throat swabbed for a culture. She sat in the waiting room for quite some time with h...|
|A man calls a refrigerator repair service. "My refrigerator isn`t working."|
"What kind is it?"
"It`s a small one....
|A young straight couple was in love but they were so poor they could only afford to get married at a gay church. So they met with their gay pasto...|
|Three scientists in Brunswick, Maine, were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork up an elephant`s backside and force fed it ...|
|Santa Apni Marriage Anniversary Wale Din Apne Ghar Ke Bahar Udaas Sa Baitha Tha, Banta Ne Ye Dekha Aur Uske Paas Aakar Puchha.|
Banta: Oye ...
|With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital a...|
|After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Sainsbury`s.Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and pref...|