A woman, searching for a job, inquired about the benefits. The Personnel Manager informed her they had group health and life insurance, but the c...
Two older, successful businessmen met at a resort. One who had recently retired was describing his life, "I get up late in the morning, have a li...
A woman goes to the doctor, worried about her husband`s temper. The doctor asks, "What`s the problem?"
The woman says, "Doctor, I don`t kn...
Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to the other, "If I ask you a question, will you promise to ...
A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas. She`s down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims to the whole table, "What rotte...
The teacher once asked the class to make a sentence with the phrase pistol too. Timmy raised his hand, and after being recognized said, "The lone...
With no warning and clear out of the blue, a husband said to his wife, "Honey, I have invited a friend home for supper tonight."
As expect...
A Norwegian applied for a job as a logger deep in the Canadian woods. The foreman took him into the bush to test his knowledge of logging. He sto...
At one Mensa convention, several members at a local cafe noticed the shaker with an S on top, for salt, contained pepper and their pepper shaker,...
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful... CAREFUL! Put in some more b...
Two older, successful businessmen met at a resort. One who had recently retired was describing his life, "I get up late in the morning, have a li...
A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to scream, "Where did you get that car???!!!" He calmly told them, "I bough...
A woman goes to the doctor, worried about her husband`s temper. The doctor asks, "What`s the problem?"
The woman says, "Doctor, I don`t kn...
A woman, searching for a job, inquired about the benefits. The Personnel Manager informed her they had group health and life insurance, but the c...
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets o...