Ask a Bong about life in general, and he would break into a sentimental rhapsody: In nineteen sebenty phibe, howen I owaas seben eaars old, I owa...
With the bad food, the dogs in the image are badly trained and even tried to do some bad things to their owner. When old Mr. O`Leary died, an ela...
There were these two blondes driving along the highway looking for a place to stop and picnic. The first blonde says, "Let`s stop here, and have ...
A man and his wife went for shopping to get new sarees for wife. After seeing numerous sarees she shortlisted around 100 and further brought down...
At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom, it was their time to stand up ...
The good bishop knew very well that everyone in his small town look to him for an example. One night, however, after a long, hard day, he came to...
Santa Apni Problem Leke Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola: Doctor Sahab, Jab Bhi Main Seedha Khada Rah Kar... Halka Sa Jhuk Kar Apni Left Leg Ghutne S...
As Air Force One arrives at the Heathrow Airport, President Obama strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a ...
Newton`s third law: Every action has an equal and an opposite reaction. So it would stand to reason that every proverb has an equal & opposite pr...
Wife: Honey Which teams are playing?
Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United.
Wife : Oooh wonderful! I Love Arsenal.
Husband: ...
A Girl was with her father when she saw her Boyfriend coming.
Girl: Have you come to collect the book titled "DADDY IS AT HOME"?
Boy: N...
Doctor Depression Ke Patient Se: Ji Mam, Bataiye, Kya Takleef Hai?
Lady Patient: Doctor Ji, Dimaag Mein Bahut Hi Ulte-Seedhe Vichaar Aate ...
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. "Good lord!" he screamed, "one of the engines just bl...
One day an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilots` cockpit when he saw a book entitled: `How to Fly an Aeroplane? For Beginners - Volume One`....
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day...