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A Jew gets pulled over for speeding. Jew: Is there a problem, officer?
Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
Jew: Oh, I see.
Offi...
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White And Dimpled, And Rather Small.
Oh, How Bland It Does Appear,
This Harmless Looking Little Sp...
During the British Raj, it was felt that bonding with the locals would be better if English officers could speak in Punjabi. Accordingly, a Punja...
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the P...
Santa Ke Ghar Navjot Singh Siddhu Ki Tasvir Lagi Hui Thi. Banta: Yaar, Tujhe Toh Cricket Mein Bilkul Bhi Interest Nahin Hai, Phir Tune Siddhu Ji ...
Pappu rings a call centre and complaining about his Internet.
Pappu: My internet is not working properly.
Officer: Ok, Double click...
You ask your wife something and she says, "Wahan Rakha Hai."
This "Wahan" can be either:
1. On the table.
2. Or any of th 26...
Some new trains have been announced in the name of celebrities: Bappi Express: Pull chain, another chain will be seen behind it. Ekta Kapoor Expr...
Ek Baar Santa USA Ghumne Gaya. Wahan Ek Din Jab Santa Shopping Kar Raha Tha Tabhi 1 Building Mein Aag Lag Gayi. Santa Fire Brigade Waalon Se Bola...
Woman goes to travel agent and says, "Honeymoon Ka Sasta Package Hai koi?"
Agent says, "Ji Mam, 50k mein 3N/4D in Bangkok including flight...
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A young teenage college guy send a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.
My Dear Tina, please answer the following questionnaire. ...
A Jew gets pulled over for speeding. Jew: Is there a problem, officer?
Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
Jew: Oh, I see.
Offi...
During the British Raj, it was felt that bonding with the locals would be better if English officers could speak in Punjabi. Accordingly, a Punja...