An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years, until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little s...
A little boy asks his dad "Where does poo come from?" His father is taken aback by the question but decides to give his son the facts straight up...
Dear Parent, We are delighted to inform you that your child displays remarkable initiative. Not for him the simple-minded obedience to teachers. ...
Attendant: Welcome aboard A la Carte Air, sir. May I see your ticket?
Passenger: Sure.
Attendant: You`re in seat 12B. That will be ...
A retired older couple return to a BMW dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful blonde in a min...
The following are actual submissions on a series of quizzes, tests, and essays.
"Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found ...
Pati: Arey Kya Hua, Hamare Ghar Ke Bahar Ye Itni Bheed Kyun Hai...
Patni: Kuch Nahin, Maine Padosiyon Se Kaha Ki Aaj Hamare Damad Aa Rahe Ha...
A Kung Fu student asks teacher, "Master, why my ability does not evolve, and I`m always defeated?"
And the master patiently answers, "My d...
A businessman is hurrying home on the motorway after a hard days work when he is stopped by a policeman. "Do you know you were driving 30 mph ove...
Four retired guys are walking down a street in London. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timers Bar - ALL DRINKS 10p. They look at...
Jenny was married to a male chauvinist. They both worked full time, but he never did anything around the house and certainly not any housework. T...
1. Handsome 2) Charming 3) Financially successful 4) A caring listener 5) Witty 6) In good shape 7) Dresses with style 8) Appreciates finer thing...
March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn`t? I celebrated my birthday in July and ...
A very wealthy entrepreneur named John retired to the countryside. On one of his long walks, he passed a Mental Institution, and behind the chain...
A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things... chickens, cows, crops,...