Every Monday morning for years, at about 11:30 am, the telephone operator in a small Sierra-Nevada town received a call from a man asking the exa...
A young woman walks into a prestige car sales room. Looks around at all the Porsches, Lamborghini`s, Jags etc., and says to the salesman. "Can I ...
The Irish priest was at the altar one dreary Sunday morning, addressing his congregation, vehement that alcohol was the work of the devil. "As an...
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender. He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he wo...
Ever since Robert was a child, he had a fear of someone under his bed at night. So he went to a Psychiatrist and told him "I`ve got problems. Eve...
The underwear making company, Jockey was having a tough time with stock theft. On departure for home, all workers` bags were searched and everyth...
Ken sets up his friend Mike on a blind date with a young lady-friend of his. But Mike is a little worried about going out with someone he`s never...
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I`ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was ...
The following excerpts are actual answers given on history tests and in Sunday School quizzes by children between 5th- and 6th-grade ages in Ohio...
Monday: It`s fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to...
A blonde keeps having the same weird dream, so she goes to her psychologist.
Psychologist: What is your dream about?
Blonde: I am b...
An elderly couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old...
Every Monday morning for years, at about 11:30 am, the telephone operator in a small Sierra-Nevada town received a call from a man asking the exa...
The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it. The rat was in the middle of the cage. Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on one s...
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught a judge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry them. He aske...