Yesterday I was talking to my doctor and after knowing my occupation he advised: You must exercise more. Don`t buy cold drinks from stalls. Drink...
Grandma made such beautiful pies. One day I asked her, "How do you get such beautiful pies with the crimps around the edge so even?"
"Well...
There was this ancient story teller. One of his stories was about a Kingdom that was having a lot of crime so the King said, "Whoever comes up wi...
After a night on the town, a young woman brought a new friend home for a late-night drink. "You can`t make any noise," she warned him. "My parent...
An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a highway patrol officer stopped her. "I`m not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wa...
Group admin: Hi guys, I am adding Radha to the group. Radha is new to town as well. Admin added +91 9xxxxxx48 to group.
Radha: Hi all....
A trucker stopped at a local Denny`s restaurant and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of runni...
Big Lorenzo, an Italian fella, is bragging to his friends about his sons.
"I`ma so prouda my oldest son. He maka fifty thousand dollar evra ...
An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends and took along a few pictures to show the hostess. She looked at the photos and commen...
A mathematician, a philosopher, and a blonde all go to Hell and receive a challenge from the Devil - if they can stump him, they`re free to go to...
Santa Ne Delhi Se Apni Wife Ko Chandigarh Phone Kiya Toh Naukar Ne Phone Uthaya.
Santa: Madam Se Baat Karvao Meri.
Naukar: Wo Toh S...
Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It`s fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, "Beat 12 eggs...
Two lawyers hired a secretary from a small town in the hills. She was attractive, but it was obvious that she knew nothing about city life. One a...
Operation Ke Liye Behoshi Ka injection Lagane Se Pehle Doctor Ne Aurat Se Pucha: Aapki Age Kitni Hai?
Lady Patient: 28 Saal.
Doctor Ne ...
Yesterday I was talking to my doctor and after knowing my occupation he advised: You must exercise more. Don`t buy cold drinks from stalls. Drink...