|The new golfer asked the pro, "How much for a golf lesson?"|
"They`re 13 lessons for $150 or a single lesson for $1,000."
"Why do yo...
|A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly looses engine power and the aircraft begins to decent. The pilot safely performs an emergency landing i...|
|Why do ENGINEERING students always prefer local author books than REFERENCE books???|
`Jack & Jill went up the hill...
|Class Ke Dauraan Ek Ladke Ne Apna Facebook Account khola Aur Status Update Kia: I am using fb in Class...|
|Pappu failed in the final Law Exam & decided to make a deal with the Professor.
Pappu: Sir, Can I ask you one question?|
|Patni Ne Apne Maike Se Pati Ko Phone Kiya Aur Pucha: Kaise Ho ???|
Pati: Theek-Theek Hun Jaanu. Tum Batao, Tum Kaisi Ho?
|Murgiyon Ke Farm Mein Inspection Ke Liye Ek Inspector Aaya.|
Inspector: Tum In Murgiyon Ko Kya Khilate Ho?
Pehla Aadmi: Janaab Bajra...
|Santa and the local priest were always fighting and arguing, and eventually they finished up in court. After listening to evidence from bath side...|
|Santa Aur Uski Biwi, Jeeto, So Rahe The. Raat Ko Takreeban 2 Baje Jeeto Ke Mobile Par Message Ki Tone Baji. Santa Chaunk Kar Uthta Hai Aur Mobile...|
|Hamare Purush Users Ne Hhumse Poochha Hai Ki Jeevan Mein Premika Ke Hone Ke Kya Faayde Hain. Atah Aaj Hum Batayenge Ki Jeeven Mein Girlfriend Hon...|
|Alia Bhatt: Hey dad, what`s the plan for weekend ?|
Mahesh Bhatt: Income Tax Returns.
Alia Bhatt: Hey, first Part Kab Release Hua Th...
|A man decided to take his blonde wife deer hunting for the first time. After he explained the basics to his blonde wife, he told her the most imp...|
|A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.|
|A mother-in-law explaining work to her newly wed Daughter-in-law. "I am Home Minister as well as Finance Minister of this house, your Father-in-l...|