A large store was having its spring sale on shoes and boots. It was the first day of the sale, and the shoe department was fully of women who wer...
To all of you approaching 50 or have REACHED 50 and past, this is specially for you... Senior Citizens are the Nation`s leading carriers of AIDS....
Respected Sirs, I am arrive by passenger train Ahmedpur station and my belly is too much swelling with jackfruit. I am therefore went to privy. J...
A man is standing outside the gates of Heaven. Saint Peter approaches and says, "Can I help you?"
The man replies, "No thanks."
He ...
Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, k...
Whenever I feel depressed in my life... I open my E-Mail spam inbox... and I find: 10 banks are giving me easy loans.
I have won GBP 1000000...
Two boys were struggling with a huge table in a doorway. They pushed and pulled and upped it and downed it until both were exhausted.
Betw...
Mullah Nasruddin returned home grinning foolishly on a festival holiday and his wife wondered aloud about what was so funny. Mullah revealed that...
One evening a man was very impressed with the meat entree his wife had served. "What did you marinate this in?" he asked.
His wife immedia...
Ricky was at the mall and went into a toy shop, picked up a toy plane, gave the shopkeeper Monopoly money and started to leave. The shopkeeper to...
Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?
A: No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offen...
He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions...
In the days when you couldn`t count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to India She was registered to stay in a sm...
Jeeto was very fat. She weighed 100 kilos, and she was getting heavier every month, so she went to see her doctor. He said, "You need a diet, Jee...
An Italian tourist asks a blond man: Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?
To which the blonde man replies: If they f...