Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, "Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me."
A Lady was conducting her anti drinking campaign outside a bar. A man came out of the Bar exuding alcohol fumes and the Lady said, "Reflect !!! I...
Sometimes when shit happens, you want to be able to articulate the experience more than just you`ve, taken a shit. Here are some shit definitions...
A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was ...
Ek Baar Rajinikanth Aur Kattappa Ki Mulaqat Ho Jaati Hai.
Rajinikanth: Tumhe Pata Hai Mere Gaon Mein Light Nahin Thi, Main Agarbatti Jalaa...
After a brutal and tough day carrying the cross up Golgatha, the Romans nailed Jesus with no remorse to the heavy wooden structure. Golgatha was ...
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he i...
I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall...
Notice on entry gate of a Apple Store in NY:
"Don`t ever fart here;
the smell will stay for ages.
We don`t have Windows!"
Ek Ladki Ki Nayi Nayi Shaadi Hui. Bahu Ka Mann Udaas Na Ho Issliye Sab Gharwaalo Ne Socha Uska Khaas Khayal Rakhenge. Subah-Subah Hi Sasur Bole: ...
Banta Suhagrat Pe Apni Nayi Naveli Dulhan Ke Paas Jaa Ke Baith Gay Aur Bade Pyaar Se Samjhane Laga: Banta: Dekho, Sabse Pyaar Se Rehna, Sabki Res...
Ek Paani Puri Wale Ka Menu:
Paani Puri : 10 Rs.
Special Paani Puri : 20 Rs.
Extra Special Paani Puri : 30 Rs.
Double ...
Jab Banta College Mein Tha, Toh Uske Bholepan Ki Wajah Se Ek Ladki Se Uski Dosti Ho Gayi. Ek Din Dono Ka Program Bana Ki Aaj Date Pe Chalte Hai A...
Bahut Jyada Shaitaniyo Aur Faltu Ki Bakwas Karne Ki Vajah Se Pappu Ek Bar Fail Ho Gaya. Teacher Ne Santa Ko Class Mein Bulaya Aur Boli: Tumhara L...
Pappu Ki Harkaton Se Tang Aa Kar Santa Ne Usko Hostel Mein Dal Diya. Ek Din Hostel Ke Room Mein Baith Ke Vo Jor Jor Se Ro Raha Tha. Uske Friend B...