|Apna Banta Pehli Baar Ek 5 Star Hotel Mein Gaya. Jhijhakte Hue Usne Chai Ka Order De Diya. Thodi Der Ke Baad Ek Well Dressed Aur Smart Sa Waiter ...|
|A brilliant set of Hindi puns:|
Mujhe Ek Ghante Se Auto Nahi Mili, Shayad Bhagwaan Meri paRICHKSHAW Le Raha Hai.
I am feeling too lazy...
|How should we define lower, middle class and upper class?|
Lower class - Roomal
Middle class - Hankie
Upper class - Handkerch...
|A lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move, as his rental agreement was coming to an end forthe home where he lived, but was having d...|
|One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn`t too...|
|A Lady was conducting her anti drinking campaign outside a bar. A man came out of the Bar exuding alcohol fumes and the Lady said, "Reflect !!! I...|
|Two unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I`m going to become a lion tamer."|
The other replies, "That`s crazy, you don`t know nothing ab...
|Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.|
Avoid arguments with the femal...
|Ek Aadmi Jhoot Bolne Ki Wajah Se Kaafi Mashhoor Ho Gaya. Ek Din Vo Kisi Dusre Shaher Me Chala Gaya. Ek Assi Saal Ki Budhi Aurat Ko Pata Chala Toh...|
|Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui Hai. Husband Office Jaane Se Pehle Shave Kar Raha Hai Aur Shave Karte Karte Usko Blade Lag Jaata Hai. Uske Munh Se Halki Si A...|
|Pappu Ko Apne Khet Mein Tubewell Lagwana Tha Per Usko Smajh Nahin Aa Raha Tha Ki Kahan Lagwaye. Tabhi Wahan Se Ek Baba Ji Gujre. Pappu Ne Socha K...|
|Grandma was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her grandpa walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner.|
|A group of guys, all aged about 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View rest...|
|At a party in an MNC the boss ordered a young junior lady Officer to say a joke to all. The lady Officer didn`t like the way he ordered and his a...|