Dave was feeling depressed, and his best friend Keith decided to take Dave to the Pub, to try and cheer him up. He asked Dave what was it that wa...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?"
A woman needed to visit the doctor`s office just to have her throat swabbed for a culture. She sat in the waiting room for quite some time with h...
A man calls a refrigerator repair service. "My refrigerator isn`t working."
"What kind is it?"
"It`s a small one....
A fine-looking gentleman sat down in the main dining room of an expensive restaurant. He ordered a big dinner and spent an hour enjoying himself....
Two mothers were talking about their sons.
The first said, "My son is such a saint. He works hard, doesn`t smoke, and he hasn`t so much as l...
Boss, to four of his employees, "I`m really sorry, but I`m going to have to let one of you go."
Black Employee, "I`m a protected minority....
A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things - chickens, cows, crops, ...
An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife`s birthday and their anniversary. He opened an accou...
I had a blind date last night. But I was concerned - What do I do if she`s really someone I don`t like at all ? I`ll be stuck with her with no ea...
A young straight couple was in love but they were so poor they could only afford to get married at a gay church. So they met with their gay pasto...
Santa Apni Marriage Anniversary Wale Din Apne Ghar Ke Bahar Udaas Sa Baitha Tha, Banta Ne Ye Dekha Aur Uske Paas Aakar Puchha.
Banta: Oye ...
Harry was stunned to come home from work one evening and find his wife stuffing all her belongings into a suitcase. "What on earth are you doing?...
A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges, when she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to ...
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Sainsbury`s.Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and pref...