|The underwear making company, Jockey was having a tough time with stock theft. On departure for home, all workers` bags were searched and everyth...|
|Ken sets up his friend Mike on a blind date with a young lady-friend of his. But Mike is a little worried about going out with someone he`s never...|
|Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I`ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"|
Who was ...
|The following excerpts are actual answers given on history tests and in Sunday School quizzes by children between 5th- and 6th-grade ages in Ohio...|
|Monday: It`s fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to...|
|Yesterday I was talking to my doctor and after knowing my occupation and job structure he advised: You must exercise more. Don`t buy cold drinks ...|
|Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint.|
Paddy, the officer, stops them and tells them, "It is illegal to ...
|Three blonde fishermen are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, ...|
|Reporter: Why did you attack Iraq in the 90s?|
USA: Because we suspected that they had Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Reporter: Why di...
|An elderly couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old...|
|The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it. The rat was in the middle of the cage. Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on one s...|
|A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught a judge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry them. He aske...|
|Mr. Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing. Alas, no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard a...|
|A crab and a lobster are secretly dating. Pretty soon, the lobster tires of the lying and tells her father, who then forbids her to see the crab ...|