|After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night, his parents heard sobbing coming from his room. Rushing back in, they found ...|
|Scene: A court room where a person is on trial for murder.|
There is strong evidence indicating guilt; however, there is no corpse. In the de...
|Two lawyers hired a secretary from a small town in the hills. She was attractive, but it was obvious that she knew nothing about city life. One a...|
|The new preacher had just begun his sermon. He was a little nervous, and about ten minutes into the sermon his mind went blank. After a brief sec...|
|Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It`s fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, "Beat 12 eggs...|
|Operation Ke Liye Behoshi Ka injection Lagane Se Pehle Doctor Ne Aurat Se Pucha: Aapki Age Kitni Hai?|
Lady Patient: 28 Saal.
Doctor Ne ...
|If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I`ve got bumps and dents and scratches in my f...|
|Santa Ne Delhi Se Apni Wife Ko Chandigarh Phone Kiya Toh Naukar Ne Phone Uthaya.|
Santa: Madam Se Baat Karvao Meri.
Naukar: Wo Toh S...
|Yesterday I was talking to my doctor and after knowing my occupation he advised: You must exercise more. Don`t buy cold drinks from stalls. Drink...|
|When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at "Mom" and pushed send. His mother answered, and...|
|A girl showed interest in only marrying a lawyer. I asked the girl, "Why do you prefer a lawyer to marry?"|
She said, "They bow their head wh...
|A father had promised his two young sons he would take them on a fishing trip. The boys were digging for fishing bait in their parents` garden. U...|
|A woman gets cheated by her husband. Devastated, she doesn`t know how to continue to live her life. She heard that there`s a very wise monk who l...|
|Anyone who has raised, or even just been around, a toddler knows these things are true. Toddlers and drunks are EERILY similar!|