A guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says, "I bet $50.00 that no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus can`t play."
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When the Banta came home, his wife Preeto was crying. "Your mother insulted me," she sobbed.
"My mother? How could she do that when she is...
Little Johnny had been bringing his drawings home from kindergarten every day since he started a month ago. Each day his mother admired the pictu...
An actual Job Application submitted to a McDonald`s.
Name: Jeremy Skitt
Desired Position: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever`s...
Ek Baar Ghar Ke Phone Ka Bill Bahut Jyada Aa Jaata Hai. Ghar Ke Sabhi Members Hairaan-Pareshaan Ho Jaate Hain Aur Discuss Karte Hain Ki Aakhir It...
When you write copy, you own the right of copyright to the copy you write, if the copy is right. If, however, your copy falls over, you must righ...
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day...
A blonde girl wants to know what life is like as a brunette girl, so she goes to the hairdresser and has her hair died brown. Eager to show the w...
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. "Good lord!" he screamed, "one of the engines just bl...
One day an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilots` cockpit when he saw a book entitled: `How to Fly an Aeroplane? For Beginners - Volume One`....
The reason why Men are not allowed to give advice in Love-Columns of Magazines: Hi! I`m a lady aged 26 married & have one kid. Last week my husba...
Lady: How much beer do you drink a day?
Man: Usually about 3 beers.
Lady: And How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5 with a tip.
A man finds a beautiful girl in an airline uniform at an airport cafe sitting next to him...He thinks to himself:She is a flight attendant, but w...
The Students of MBBS were attending their 1st Biochemistry Class. They all gathered around the Lab table with a Urine sample. The Professor dip H...
Banta`s driving along the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls. He sees a little bar up the way and he pulls into the parking lo...