The new golfer asked the pro, "How much for a golf lesson?"
"They`re 13 lessons for $150 or a single lesson for $1,000."
"Why do yo...
A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly looses engine power and the aircraft begins to decent. The pilot safely performs an emergency landing i...
Why do ENGINEERING students always prefer local author books than REFERENCE books???
`Jack & Jill went up the hill...
Class Ke Dauraan Ek Ladke Ne Apna Facebook Account khola Aur Status Update Kia: I am using fb in Class...
Pappu failed in the final Law Exam & decided to make a deal with the Professor. Pappu: Sir, Can I ask you one question?
Professor: Yes.
Patni Ne Apne Maike Se Pati Ko Phone Kiya Aur Pucha: Kaise Ho ???
Pati: Theek-Theek Hun Jaanu. Tum Batao, Tum Kaisi Ho?
Patni: Main...
Murgiyon Ke Farm Mein Inspection Ke Liye Ek Inspector Aaya.
Inspector: Tum In Murgiyon Ko Kya Khilate Ho?
Pehla Aadmi: Janaab Bajra...
Santa and the local priest were always fighting and arguing, and eventually they finished up in court. After listening to evidence from bath side...
Santa Aur Uski Biwi, Jeeto, So Rahe The. Raat Ko Takreeban 2 Baje Jeeto Ke Mobile Par Message Ki Tone Baji. Santa Chaunk Kar Uthta Hai Aur Mobile...
Mulla Nasruddin and his wife went to Israel for their holidays, and visited a night club in Tel Aviv. A comedian was on the bill who did his whol...
A Boy to his girlfriend: Hey!!! New Laptop?
Girl: Yes!
Boy: Even I`ve got a new one.
Girl: Oh really!!! Which one?
Bo...
Hamare Purush Users Ne Hhumse Poochha Hai Ki Jeevan Mein Premika Ke Hone Ke Kya Faayde Hain. Atah Aaj Hum Batayenge Ki Jeeven Mein Girlfriend Hon...
Alia Bhatt: Hey dad, what`s the plan for weekend ?
Mahesh Bhatt: Income Tax Returns.
Alia Bhatt: Hey, first Part Kab Release Hua Th...
A man decided to take his blonde wife deer hunting for the first time. After he explained the basics to his blonde wife, he told her the most imp...
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
"I...