|Wife was in the ICU. The husband was unable to control his tears. Doctor: We are trying our best but can`t guarantee anything. Her body is not re...|
|A boss was educating an employee on effective sales technique. "The main thing to remember is that repetition, repetition, repetition is the keyn...|
|A few years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight. I was in a hurry to get to work on time so I...|
|Santa Apni Marriage Anniversary Wale Din Apne Ghar Ke Bahar Udaas Sa Baitha Tha, Banta Ne Ye Dekha Aur Uske Paas Aakar Puchha.|
Banta: Oye ...
|A young straight couple was in love but they were so poor they could only afford to get married at a gay church. So they met with their gay pasto...|
|A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges, when she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to ...|
|Harry was stunned to come home from work one evening and find his wife stuffing all her belongings into a suitcase. "What on earth are you doing?...|
|After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Sainsbury`s.Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and pref...|
|Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. His eyes are rolled back in his head and he doesn`t seem to be breathing. ...|
|Santa Ne Delhi Se Apni Wife Ko Chandigarh Phone Kiya Toh Naukar Ne Phone Uthaya.|
Santa: Madam Se Baat Karvao Meri.
Naukar: Wo Toh S...
|After a night on the town, a young woman brought a new friend home for a late-night drink. "You can`t make any noise," she warned him. "My parent...|
|Yesterday I was talking to my doctor and after knowing my occupation he advised: You must exercise more. Don`t buy cold drinks from stalls. Drink...|
|Grandma made such beautiful pies. One day I asked her, "How do you get such beautiful pies with the crimps around the edge so even?"|
|There was this ancient story teller. One of his stories was about a Kingdom that was having a lot of crime so the King said, "Whoever comes up wi...|