Aaj se 300 saal pehle MATHS bahut masoom aur pyara tha.
Ek din kuch badmash students ne MATHS ko bahut maara... itna maara, itna maara ki bechare MATHS ki jaan chali gayi. Lekin jaate jaate MATHS sab students ko ek baddua de gaya... Main to ja raha hoon lekin..."MATHS"
M = Meri
A = Aatma
T = Tumhe
H = Hamesha
S = Satayegi
Aaj bhi maths ki aatma bhatak rahi hai aur saare students ko sata rahi hai aur hamesha satati rahegi....
While walking through the woods one day, I was surprised to hear a child's voice. I followed the sound, trying in vain to understand the child's words. When I spotted a girl perched on a rock, I realized why her words had made no sense: She was repeating the alphabet.
"Why are you saying your ABC's so many times?" I asked her.
The child replied, "I'm saying my prayers."
I couldn't help but laugh. "Prayers? All I hear is the alphabet."
Patiently the child explained, "Well, I don't know all the words, so I give God the letters. He knows what I'm trying to say."
Teacher: '3 Idiots' film dekhne ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu: Madam yahi ki... Engineering padh kar bhi Medical ki ladki fasaai jaa sakti hai!!!
Teacher: Shut up and get out !
Tinku: Madam main bataaun?
Teacher: Haan Tinku, tum bataao.
Tinku: Madam college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehenna chahiye!!!
Teacher: You also get out !
Chintu: Madam main bataun ?
Teacher: Arre Chintu, you are a brilliant student, I'm sure ki tum sahi bataoge.
Chintu: Madam, sirf Doctors hi nahin Engineers bhi delivery karwa sakta hai...!!!
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room.
Husband, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.
Little did she realise that the wire she was cutting was a wire that delivered internet to 90% of Armenia.
The population of 3.2 million people, including journalists at all major news stations, sat twiddling their thumbs as they were left without internet services for 5 hours!