Wife was in the ICU. The husband was unable to control his tears. Doctor: We are trying our best but can`t guarantee anything. Her body is not re...
A boss was educating an employee on effective sales technique. "The main thing to remember is that repetition, repetition, repetition is the keyn...
A few years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight. I was in a hurry to get to work on time so I...
Santa Apni Marriage Anniversary Wale Din Apne Ghar Ke Bahar Udaas Sa Baitha Tha, Banta Ne Ye Dekha Aur Uske Paas Aakar Puchha.
Banta: Oye ...
A young straight couple was in love but they were so poor they could only afford to get married at a gay church. So they met with their gay pasto...
A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges, when she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to ...
Harry was stunned to come home from work one evening and find his wife stuffing all her belongings into a suitcase. "What on earth are you doing?...
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Sainsbury`s.Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and pref...
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. His eyes are rolled back in his head and he doesn`t seem to be breathing. ...
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital a...
Santa Ne Delhi Se Apni Wife Ko Chandigarh Phone Kiya Toh Naukar Ne Phone Uthaya.
Santa: Madam Se Baat Karvao Meri.
Naukar: Wo Toh S...
After a night on the town, a young woman brought a new friend home for a late-night drink. "You can`t make any noise," she warned him. "My parent...
Yesterday I was talking to my doctor and after knowing my occupation he advised: You must exercise more. Don`t buy cold drinks from stalls. Drink...
Grandma made such beautiful pies. One day I asked her, "How do you get such beautiful pies with the crimps around the edge so even?"
"Well...
There was this ancient story teller. One of his stories was about a Kingdom that was having a lot of crime so the King said, "Whoever comes up wi...