|A guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says, "I bet $50.00 that no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus can`t play."|
|When the Banta came home, his wife Preeto was crying. "Your mother insulted me," she sobbed.|
"My mother? How could she do that when she is...
|Little Johnny had been bringing his drawings home from kindergarten every day since he started a month ago. Each day his mother admired the pictu...|
|An actual Job Application submitted to a McDonald`s.|
Name: Jeremy Skitt
Desired Position: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever`s...
|Ek Baar Ghar Ke Phone Ka Bill Bahut Jyada Aa Jaata Hai. Ghar Ke Sabhi Members Hairaan-Pareshaan Ho Jaate Hain Aur Discuss Karte Hain Ki Aakhir It...|
|When you write copy, you own the right of copyright to the copy you write, if the copy is right. If, however, your copy falls over, you must righ...|
|Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day...|
|A blonde girl wants to know what life is like as a brunette girl, so she goes to the hairdresser and has her hair died brown. Eager to show the w...|
|While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. "Good lord!" he screamed, "one of the engines just bl...|
|The reason why Men are not allowed to give advice in Love-Columns of Magazines: Hi! I`m a lady aged 26 married & have one kid. Last week my husba...|
|Lady: How much beer do you drink a day?|
Man: Usually about 3 beers.
Lady: And How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5 with a tip.
|A man finds a beautiful girl in an airline uniform at an airport cafe sitting next to him...He thinks to himself:She is a flight attendant, but w...|
|The Students of MBBS were attending their 1st Biochemistry Class. They all gathered around the Lab table with a Urine sample. The Professor dip H...|
|Banta`s driving along the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls. He sees a little bar up the way and he pulls into the parking lo...|