|Dave was feeling depressed, and his best friend Keith decided to take Dave to the Pub, to try and cheer him up. He asked Dave what was it that wa...|
|Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?"|
|A woman needed to visit the doctor`s office just to have her throat swabbed for a culture. She sat in the waiting room for quite some time with h...|
|A man calls a refrigerator repair service. "My refrigerator isn`t working."|
"What kind is it?"
"It`s a small one....
|A fine-looking gentleman sat down in the main dining room of an expensive restaurant. He ordered a big dinner and spent an hour enjoying himself....|
|Two mothers were talking about their sons.|
The first said, "My son is such a saint. He works hard, doesn`t smoke, and he hasn`t so much as l...
|Boss, to four of his employees, "I`m really sorry, but I`m going to have to let one of you go."|
Black Employee, "I`m a protected minority....
|A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things - chickens, cows, crops, ...|
|An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife`s birthday and their anniversary. He opened an accou...|
|A young straight couple was in love but they were so poor they could only afford to get married at a gay church. So they met with their gay pasto...|
|Santa Apni Marriage Anniversary Wale Din Apne Ghar Ke Bahar Udaas Sa Baitha Tha, Banta Ne Ye Dekha Aur Uske Paas Aakar Puchha.|
Banta: Oye ...
|Harry was stunned to come home from work one evening and find his wife stuffing all her belongings into a suitcase. "What on earth are you doing?...|
|A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges, when she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to ...|
|After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Sainsbury`s.Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and pref...|