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|Rahul Gandhi called up Domino`s and shouted at the branch manager: You idiot, I just received delivery of pizza from your boy and there`s nothing...|
|First Woman: Oh, you got a haircut! That`s so cute!|
Second Woman: Do you think so? I wasn`t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you ...
|There are 3 kinds of people:|
3. IIN pass out
WARNING: IIN spreading faster than swine flu.....
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|In a small town, a man just opened a small store selling trumpets and guns. One day his neighbor pays him a visit and says, "So how is your stran...|
|Grandma was nearly ninety years of age when she won 1,000,000 pounds on the football pools. Her family were extremely worried about her heart and...|
|Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they cre...|
|A widower who never paid any attention to his wife while she was alive now found himself missing her desperately. He went to a psychic to see if ...|
|Woman goes to travel agent and says, "Honeymoon Ka Sasta Package Hai koi?"|
Agent says, "Ji Mam, 50k mein 3N/4D in Bangkok including flight...
|Ek Aadmi Samundar Mein Nahate Huye Doobne Laga Toh Usne Dua Ki: Hey Bhagvan ! Agar Mein Bach Gaya Toh Biryani Ki Deg Garibo Ko Khilaunga. Tabhi E...|
|A young teenage college guy send a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.|
My Dear Tina, please answer the following questionnaire. ...
|An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond comp...|
|Scene: Ajit is watching cricket match of India vs. Pakistan. Chetan is bowling and Javed is batting. Pakistan needs 24 runs in 4 balls.|