|Budget cuts to the Defence force forced the training team to start doing mock combat using no explosives, guns, or basically any equipment what-s...|
|A rabbi, a minister, and a priest were playing poker when the police raided the game. Turning to the priest, the lead police officer said, "Fathe...|
|We are serving gently browned, delicately hand-rolled whole wheat pancakes for lunch today, stuffed with a mixture of lightly spiced mashed potat...|
|Banta had a bull that he was quite proud of. One day he looked at the bull and noticed his eyes were crossed. That was disconcerting, because he ...|
|1. Why did you apply for this job?|
I have applied for many jobs along with this one and it`s just that you called me first.
2. Why do...
|A young fellow became marooned on a deserted South Pacific island after his cruise ship sank. For several years, he managed to live on fruits and...|
|I`m sure you will enjoy this. One word in the English language that could be a noun, verb, adj, adv, prep...|
|Mallu boarding a plane.|
Air hostess is smiling.
Mallu: Tatti Vandi!
Air hostess, shocked: What???
Mallu: Tatti Vandi....
|This is allegedly an actual job application that a 75-year-old pensioner submitted to B&Q (Block & Quayle) in Tunbridge Wells. They hired him bec...|
|Husband`s Message (by text):|
"Darling, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have been doing tests...
|A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he`d ...|
|A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not rung in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with a main computer, he phoned the e...|
|I am very happy to Inform you that I have fallen In love with you since the 20th of October (Thursday) with reference to the meeting held between...|
|A blonde & her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor`s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours & hours. She jum...|