Little Johnny`s teacher was teaching the kids about starvation. Being a good teacher she decided to call on selected students to draw a picture o...
A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application. The executive begins to scan the shee...
The father of a teenage daughter was concerned with the amount of time she spent on the telephone; not so much for the time she wasted (he had gi...
A little girl was watching her mother prepare a fish for dinner. Her mother cut the head and tail off the fish and then placed it into a baking p...
1. Mujhe Ek Ghante Se Auto Nahi Mila, Shayad Bhagwaan Meri paRICKSHAW Le Raha Hai.
2. I Am Feeling Too Lazy To Meet My Friends. AALSI Them...
An Avid Sportsman and hunter, Tim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, not long after the honeymoon, he was getting...
A man in the pub orders a beer. He gets it and begins to drink it and notices the beer is kind of warm. So he mentions something to the bartender...
In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem. One day an acquaintance ran up to the great philosopher and said, "Socr...
"We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed."
"We will do it" means "You will do it."
"You have done a great job" means...
Lady: How much beer do you drink a day?
Man: Usually about 3 beers.
Lady: And How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5 with a tip.
Nawaz Sharif, just finished a speech at the UN, walks out into the lobby where he meets President Obama. They shake hands and walk together in th...
Ek Ameer Aurat Apni Kuch Problems Ke Chalte Ek Baba Ji Ke Paas Pahunchi Aur Unko Apni Problems Batayi. Baba Ji Ne Us Aurat Ki Saari Problems Ko B...
Vishwanathan Anand always gets tense, when the waiter brings in the folder and says `Check!`
Friends pay restaurant bills on a de-tu-de basi...
Annie, 6 years old, gets home from school. She had her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, very interested, asks, How did it go?"...
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear fir...