Once upon a time there was an archery contest. The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position. He takes a deep bre...
A blonde called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions, when it did...
If you don`t laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it`s real! Next time you have a bad day ...
A 75-year-old man made the trip back to his old college to take one last look around campus again before he settled in to retired life. As he got...
A Boss hired a good looking and attractive secretary, but 10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 27th floor office. Police: Who w...
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don`t work enough, you`re a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring r...
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. We always hear `the rules` From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male si...
There was a Lawyer who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, h...
A friend asked a gentleman why he never married? Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman. I guess I`ve been lookin...
Conversation between a software engineer and his wife.
Husband - Hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - Would you like to have some snack...
The amount of Maggi Noodles we have eaten, if it really contained that much lead, the men would be Natraj HB pencils by now and and the ladies w...
Not too long ago, there was a woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. She decide...
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order Chicken Surprise. The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as ...
2 Dost Daaru Pee Ke Apni Gaadi Se Gahr Jaa Rahe The. Tabhi Ek Dost Chillaya, "Deewar... Abbe Samne Dekh Deewar Hai.... Deewar... Dewaar Dekh Kami...
I never take risk while drinking.
When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking,
I can hear the noise of utensils in the ...