Budget cuts to the Defence force forced the training team to start doing mock combat using no explosives, guns, or basically any equipment what-s...
A rabbi, a minister, and a priest were playing poker when the police raided the game. Turning to the priest, the lead police officer said, "Fathe...
We are serving gently browned, delicately hand-rolled whole wheat pancakes for lunch today, stuffed with a mixture of lightly spiced mashed potat...
Banta had a bull that he was quite proud of. One day he looked at the bull and noticed his eyes were crossed. That was disconcerting, because he ...
1. Why did you apply for this job?
I have applied for many jobs along with this one and it`s just that you called me first.
2. Why do...
A young fellow became marooned on a deserted South Pacific island after his cruise ship sank. For several years, he managed to live on fruits and...
I`m sure you will enjoy this. One word in the English language that could be a noun, verb, adj, adv, prep...
Mallu boarding a plane.
Air hostess is smiling.
Mallu: Tatti Vandi!
Air hostess, shocked: What???
Mallu: Tatti Vandi....
This is allegedly an actual job application that a 75-year-old pensioner submitted to B&Q (Block & Quayle) in Tunbridge Wells. They hired him bec...
The FEMALE always makes THE RULES. THE RULES are subject to change without prior notice. No MALE can possibly know all THE RULES. If the FEMALE s...
Husband`s Message (by text):
"Darling, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have been doing tests...
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he`d ...
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not rung in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with a main computer, he phoned the e...
I am very happy to Inform you that I have fallen In love with you since the 20th of October (Thursday) with reference to the meeting held between...
A blonde & her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor`s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours & hours. She jum...