|The following are actual submissions on a series of quizzes, tests, and essays.|
"Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found ...
|Pati: Arey Kya Hua, Hamare Ghar Ke Bahar Ye Itni Bheed Kyun Hai...|
Patni: Kuch Nahin, Maine Padosiyon Se Kaha Ki Aaj Hamare Damad Aa Rahe Ha...
|A Kung Fu student asks teacher, "Master, why my ability does not evolve, and I`m always defeated?"|
And the master patiently answers, "My d...
|A businessman is hurrying home on the motorway after a hard days work when he is stopped by a policeman. "Do you know you were driving 30 mph ove...|
|Four retired guys are walking down a street in London. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timers Bar - ALL DRINKS 10p. They look at...|
|Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching the telly when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese ma...|
|1. Eco Sports Mein 6 Airbags Hain Aur Ye Baat Itihaas Mein Likh Di Gayi Hai.|
2. Airtel App Mein Sab Hai. Sab Kuch.
3. ICC CT Mein D...
|A man takes his seat at IND vs PAK match. He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat between him & the guy next. MAN: Who would ev...|
|Two businessmen in New York were standing around and taking a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn`t ready, and didn`t eve...|
|A blonde went into a pet shop and asked the owner if he had any parrots. The owner replied, "Sorry, I don`t have any at the moment."|
|A job seeker was interviewing, and the interviewer asked him, "Tell me what is your greatest strength?"|
The prospective employee said, "Sir,...
|The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashier and was down to two final applicants - one of which would get the job. The first one...|
|A guy was stuck on a desert island for years. Then, from the depths of the ocean, came a stunning dark-haired beauty equipped with scuba gear. Sh...|
|Donald Trump went to London and met with the Queen. "Your Queenship," he asked her. `I am finding things way more difficult than I could have ima...|