|Girlfriend- Mere Papa Mujhe Saara Din Guss Karte Rehte Hain... Jab Dekho Daant Dete Hain.|
Boyfriend: Koi Bat Nahi Yaar, Papa Hain Vo Tere.
|Memo from Director General to Manager: Today at 11 o`clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is when the sun disappears behind the m...|
|Ek Baar Santa Ki Padosan Bhabhi Bahaut Beemar Ho Jaati Hai. Use Khoon Ki Zarurat Padti Hai To Santa Dauda Dauda Hospital Jaata Hai Apna Khoon Daa...|
|A disciple went to his guru asking for tips to attain enlightenment. The guru advised, "Take a mala and go up into the Himalayas and meditate." T...|
|1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.|
2. Dogs don`t notice if you call them by another dog`s name.
|A couple, hosting a dinner party, were interrupted when the maid called the hostess to the kitchen. "Ma`am, the cat climbed up on the kitchen cou...|
|Ek Aadmi Bahut Jyada Beemar Ho Gaya Tha, Aur Theek Hi Nahi Ho Paa Raha Tha. Uski Patni Usko Shahar Ke Ek Bahut Bade Doctor Ke Pass Le Gayi. Docto...|
|A Management lecturer was talking about QUALITY and it goes like that:|
Lecturer: We all know Lord Ram went to spend 14 years in forest and...
|The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a nois...|
|Doctor Depression Ke Patient Se: Ji Mam, Bataiye, Kya Takleef Hai?|
Lady Patient: Doctor Ji, Dimaag Mein Bahut Hi Ulte-Seedhe Vichaar Aate ...
|A Girl was with her father when she saw her Boyfriend coming.|
Girl: Have you come to collect the book titled "DADDY IS AT HOME"?
|There were these two blondes driving along the highway looking for a place to stop and picnic. The first blonde says, "Let`s stop here, and have ...|
|Santa Apni Problem Leke Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola: Doctor Sahab, Jab Bhi Main Seedha Khada Rah Kar... Halka Sa Jhuk Kar Apni Left Leg Ghutne S...|
|As Air Force One arrives at the Heathrow Airport, President Obama strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a ...|