|Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, k...|
|Whenever I feel depressed in my life... I open my E-Mail spam inbox... and I find: 10 banks are giving me easy loans.|
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|Two boys were struggling with a huge table in a doorway. They pushed and pulled and upped it and downed it until both were exhausted.|
|Mullah Nasruddin returned home grinning foolishly on a festival holiday and his wife wondered aloud about what was so funny. Mullah revealed that...|
|One evening a man was very impressed with the meat entree his wife had served. "What did you marinate this in?" he asked.|
His wife immedia...
|Ricky was at the mall and went into a toy shop, picked up a toy plane, gave the shopkeeper Monopoly money and started to leave. The shopkeeper to...|
|A community orchestra was plagued by attendance problems. Several musicians were absent at each rehearsal. As a matter of fact, every player in t...|
|A man was sent to prison for 20 years. He was so bored while in there; he found an ant and decided to teach it tricks - like beg, play dead, roll...|
|Santa dials a number. A Girl answered.|
Santa: Hello... Kaun?
Girl: Main Seeta...
Sardar: O Teri!!! Yeh Toh Ayodhya Lag Gaya....
|Ek Saas Apni Bahu Se Bahut Pareshaan Thi Kyunki Vo Koi Kaam Nahin Karti Thi. Ek Din Tang Aakar Saas Apne Bete Se Kahti Hai Ki Kal Subah Mein Ghar...|
|He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions...|
|An old woman had 3 daughters. One day she decided to test her three sons-in-law. One a fine day, she was walking along a lake shore with the firs...|
|Ek Eingineer Ko Yeh Dekh Kar Badi Hairat Hui Ki Andar Ke Kamre Mein Ek Bail Kolhu Kheench Raha Hai Aur Teli Bahar Baitha Chilam Pee Raha Hai. Eng...|
|An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realised that he left all the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard. Then...|