Subah Subah Jeeto Ne Santa Se Newspaper Maanga. Santa: Kitni Backward Ho Tum, Duniya Kahan Se Kahan Pahunch Gayi Aur Tum Newspaper Maang Rahi Ho?...
Rahul Gandhi called up Domino`s and shouted at the branch manager: You idiot, I just received delivery of pizza from your boy and there`s nothing...
First Woman: Oh, you got a haircut! That`s so cute!
Second Woman: Do you think so? I wasn`t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you ...
There are 3 kinds of people:
1. Educated
2. Uneducated
3. IIN pass out
WARNING: IIN spreading faster than swine flu.....
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making sev...
In a small town, a man just opened a small store selling trumpets and guns. One day his neighbor pays him a visit and says, "So how is your stran...
Grandma was nearly ninety years of age when she won 1,000,000 pounds on the football pools. Her family were extremely worried about her heart and...
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they cre...
A widower who never paid any attention to his wife while she was alive now found himself missing her desperately. He went to a psychic to see if ...
Just as Santa was about to fall asleep, his wife shook him and said, "I hear someone breaking in."
At least two nights a week for twenty y...
Woman goes to travel agent and says, "Honeymoon Ka Sasta Package Hai koi?"
Agent says, "Ji Mam, 50k mein 3N/4D in Bangkok including flight...
Ek Aadmi Samundar Mein Nahate Huye Doobne Laga Toh Usne Dua Ki: Hey Bhagvan ! Agar Mein Bach Gaya Toh Biryani Ki Deg Garibo Ko Khilaunga. Tabhi E...
A young teenage college guy send a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.
My Dear Tina, please answer the following questionnaire. ...
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond comp...
Scene: Ajit is watching cricket match of India vs. Pakistan. Chetan is bowling and Javed is batting. Pakistan needs 24 runs in 4 balls.
Aj...