With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital a...
Three scientists in Brunswick, Maine, were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork up an elephant`s backside and force fed it ...
At church, Joe was in charge of taking up the offerings. One Sunday after the services, the priest counted the cash and found it was smaller than...
It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup...
At a church meeting, a very wealthy man rose to tell the rest of those present about his Christian faith. "I`m a millionaire," he said, "and I at...
Rick, a retail merchant sent an order to a manufacturer for 10,000 t-shirts amounting to $ 70000. The manufacturer, noting that the previous bill...
A man had been in a meeting that lasted all afternoon and as he walked out, he was tired and just wanted to go home. He reached into his coat poc...
Dave was feeling depressed, and his best friend Keith decided to take Dave to the Pub, to try and cheer him up. He asked Dave what was it that wa...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?"
A woman needed to visit the doctor`s office just to have her throat swabbed for a culture. She sat in the waiting room for quite some time with h...
Santa Ne Delhi Se Apni Wife Ko Chandigarh Phone Kiya Toh Naukar Ne Phone Uthaya.
Santa: Madam Se Baat Karvao Meri.
Naukar: Wo Toh S...
Yesterday I was talking to my doctor and after knowing my occupation he advised: You must exercise more. Don`t buy cold drinks from stalls. Drink...
Operation Ke Liye Behoshi Ka injection Lagane Se Pehle Doctor Ne Aurat Se Pucha: Aapki Age Kitni Hai?
Lady Patient: 28 Saal.
Doctor Ne ...
Grandma made such beautiful pies. One day I asked her, "How do you get such beautiful pies with the crimps around the edge so even?"
"Well...
There was this ancient story teller. One of his stories was about a Kingdom that was having a lot of crime so the King said, "Whoever comes up wi...