Girlfriend- Mere Papa Mujhe Saara Din Guss Karte Rehte Hain... Jab Dekho Daant Dete Hain.
Boyfriend: Koi Bat Nahi Yaar, Papa Hain Vo Tere.
Memo from Director General to Manager: Today at 11 o`clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is when the sun disappears behind the m...
Ek Baar Santa Ki Padosan Bhabhi Bahaut Beemar Ho Jaati Hai. Use Khoon Ki Zarurat Padti Hai To Santa Dauda Dauda Hospital Jaata Hai Apna Khoon Daa...
A disciple went to his guru asking for tips to attain enlightenment. The guru advised, "Take a mala and go up into the Himalayas and meditate." T...
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don`t notice if you call them by another dog`s name.
3. Do...
A couple, hosting a dinner party, were interrupted when the maid called the hostess to the kitchen. "Ma`am, the cat climbed up on the kitchen cou...
Ek Aadmi Bahut Jyada Beemar Ho Gaya Tha, Aur Theek Hi Nahi Ho Paa Raha Tha. Uski Patni Usko Shahar Ke Ek Bahut Bade Doctor Ke Pass Le Gayi. Docto...
A Management lecturer was talking about QUALITY and it goes like that:
Lecturer: We all know Lord Ram went to spend 14 years in forest and...
The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a nois...
A few women were sitting around the table talking, and the subject turned to their husbands. One lady said, "My husband just won`t go to church w...
Doctor Depression Ke Patient Se: Ji Mam, Bataiye, Kya Takleef Hai?
Lady Patient: Doctor Ji, Dimaag Mein Bahut Hi Ulte-Seedhe Vichaar Aate ...
A Girl was with her father when she saw her Boyfriend coming.
Girl: Have you come to collect the book titled "DADDY IS AT HOME"?
Boy: N...
There were these two blondes driving along the highway looking for a place to stop and picnic. The first blonde says, "Let`s stop here, and have ...
Santa Apni Problem Leke Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola: Doctor Sahab, Jab Bhi Main Seedha Khada Rah Kar... Halka Sa Jhuk Kar Apni Left Leg Ghutne S...
As Air Force One arrives at the Heathrow Airport, President Obama strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a ...