Put your wife in a room and lock it. Put your dog in another room and lock it. Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours and see who is `Happy` to see yo...
Congratulations... iPhone 6 launched...
The best feature of iPhone 6 is that if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9.
iPhone...
Job Applicant: I`m looking for a job as a consultant.
Employer: I`m sorry, we already have enough consultants.
Applicant: That`s ok...
Banta is lying across the rail tracks with a bottle of Whisky and a tandoori chicken within reach. A passerby asks, "Banta ji, why are you lying ...
Apple iPhone6 in India...
Approx Rs.65k
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Bangkok Return Ticket: 21k...
A man goes into a bar very thirsty. He sits down waiting for the bartender to see him. The man next to him calls for the bartender saying, "I`ll ...
Mrs. Khanna of my society messaged me: Hi... I am new on whatsapp... Any idea what does IDK, LY, TTYL mean...?
I replied: I don`t know, Love...
Cousin Elly, who happens to be blonde, is the world`s worst at getting instructions mixed up. When she got married her husband bought her one of ...
Fred was having trouble with a drinking problem and swore that he would correct it with sheer willpower. He had decided to walk straight past the...
An old couple were sitting in Church and the wife noticed that people were staring at her.
She leaned across to her husband and whispered,...
3 Idiots Part 2
Rancho: Smiling
Teacher: Aap Muskura Kyon Rahe Ho?
Rancho: Bahut Dino Se...
One day a Professor was talking about marriage in the class.
Professor: What kind of Wife would you like Pappu?
Pappu: I would want...
A husband and a wife were sleeping. Suddenly, a sound of a car screeching was heard outside. The wife woke up and shouted, "Oh it must be my husb...
Pati Patni Ki Ladayi Ho Rahi Thi.
Pati Ne Patni Se Puchha: Kya Tumne Mujhe Kutta Kaha???
Biwi Ne Koi Jawab Nahi Diya...
"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!" the irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.
"Madam",...