1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you`re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. M...
Hubby Ke Birthday Par Wife Ne Pucha: Kya Gift Chahiye Tumhe???
Hubby: Tum Mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo Aur Mera Kehna Maano... Bas Yahi kaa...
Since I was the first to arrive at our high-tech company one morning, I answered the telephone. When the caller asked for field engineering, I ex...
If you ever feel depressed in your life... open your mailbox...
When I open my mailbox, I find:
10 banks are giving me easy loans...
Girl: Hiiiiii.
Boy: Hi.
Girl: What happened?
Boy: Nothing.
Girl: No, say na what happened... You look sooooo.. sad...
Because they`ve spent all their cash on booze during a night on the town, Dave and Eric have no money...
Actual transcript of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. This radio conversation was releas...
A Singapore millionaire secretly maintained a mistress in Hong Kong, bought a posh sea view apartment (in his own name) for her to live in, plus ...
Who`s the father of the chicken?
Chiken Ka-bab.
Who`s the mother...
Tim: I hear you just got married again.
Sam: Yes, for the fourth time...
Pati: Saab, Meri Patni Gum Ho Gayi Hai!!!
Postmaster: Oye, Andhaa Hai Kya ??? Ye Post Office Hai, Police Station Jaa Na.
Pati: Maaf...
Boy: I Love You!
Gal: Agar Main bhi tumse I Love You Kahun Toh??
Boy: Main Toh Khushi Se Marrr Jaaunga.
Gal: Jaa Pagle, Nahi...
Ek Pathan Ke 3 Bachche Hue, Usne Unke Naam Rakhe:
1) Hasrat Khan
2) Harkat Khan
3) Barkat Khan
Kuch Time Baad Phir...
Santa: Oyee ! Tumne Apni Sagai Kyun Tod Di ??
Pappu: Papa, Uska Koi Boyfriend Nahin Tha.
Santa: To Phir Problem Kya Hai...
After years of his wife`s pleading, this rich good ole` boy finally goes with her to her little local Church on Sunday morning. He was so moved b...