After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment was in his name and he wanted to remain ther...
Punjabi is now the third language in Canada`s Parliament. However, BC continues to stand for British Columbia. Canada govt has introduced A Crash...
Q: Doctor, I`ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that`...
There was a businessman, and he was not feeling well, so he went to see the doctor about it. The doctor says to him, "Well, it must be your diet,...
A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him w...
The fishing season hasn`t opened and a fisherman who doesn`t have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks, "Any luck?"<...
A lady goes into Walmart to buy a rod and reel for her husband. She doesn`t know which one to get, so walks over to the register. A Walmart assoc...
A seafood restaurant had a sign in the window that read, "Big Lobster Tales, $5 each."
Amazed at the great value, a man stopped in and ask...
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do the housework. They hired a lovely lass for the job. She worked out fine, was...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he would spend it on the golf course. After arriving at the club house, he was told that the on...
A blonde keeps having the same weird dream, so she goes to her psychologist.
Psychologist: What is your dream about?
Blonde: I am b...
An elderly couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old...
The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it. The rat was in the middle of the cage. Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on one s...
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught a judge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry them. He aske...
Mr. Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing. Alas, no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard a...