|Work hard and make sure you get a high score in class X. Your entire life and career depends on it. YOU CAN ENJOY LATER....|
Just work for ...
|Ye Jo Kulfi Khaate Hue Apna Ek Haath Kulfi Ke Neech Lagaye Rehte Hain... Taaki Kulfi Gire Na... Ise Geeta Mein Sri Krishna Ne MOH Kaha Hai.|
|Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into th...|
|Mirza Ghalib: Sharab Peene De Ai Dost, Masjid Mein Baith Kar, Yaa Wo Jagah Bataa De, Jahan Khudaa Na Ho.|
Iqbal: Masjid Khudaa Kaa Ghar Hai, ...
|A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was c...|
|A bloke went into a pub, sat down at the bar and ordered five pots. The barman wondered since he was alone, but served up the five pots. And the ...|
|A man walks into a restaurant and explains to the manager that he`s from the mental hospital up the street. He says he would like to bring a grou...|
|Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.|
Some oxygen molecules help fires burn w...
|A judge was instructing the jury that because a witness changed his statement after giving it to the police, he should not necessarily be regarde...|
|Ek Aadmi Bahut Jyada Beemar Ho Gaya Tha, Aur Theek Hi Nahi Ho Paa Raha Tha. Uski Patni Usko Shahar Ke Ek Bahut Bade Doctor Ke Pass Le Gayi. Docto...|
|Girlfriend- Mere Papa Mujhe Saara Din Guss Karte Rehte Hain... Jab Dekho Daant Dete Hain.|
Boyfriend: Koi Bat Nahi Yaar, Papa Hain Vo Tere.
|A Management lecturer was talking about QUALITY and it goes like that:|
Lecturer: We all know Lord Ram went to spend 14 years in forest and...
|Pappu is 33 years old and still single. One day, a friend asked, "Why aren`t you married? Can`t you find a woman who will be a good wife?"|
|A couple, hosting a dinner party, were interrupted when the maid called the hostess to the kitchen. "Ma`am, the cat climbed up on the kitchen cou...|