An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a highway patrol officer stopped her. "I`m not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wa...
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A trucker stopped at a local Denny`s restaurant and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of runni...
Big Lorenzo, an Italian fella, is bragging to his friends about his sons.
"I`ma so prouda my oldest son. He maka fifty thousand dollar evra ...
An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends and took along a few pictures to show the hostess. She looked at the photos and commen...
A mathematician, a philosopher, and a blonde all go to Hell and receive a challenge from the Devil - if they can stump him, they`re free to go to...
I volunteered recently to perform a parachute jump for charity. On our first day of training, the instructor made an important point about prepar...
One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, "You had a great check-up. Is there anything that you`d like to talk ...
According to my mother, she and Dad decided to start a family soon after he became an officer in the Air Force. When months went by without succe...
A carload of hunters, looking for a place to hunt, pulled into a farmers yard. The driver went up to the farmhouse to ask permission to hunt. The...
When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at "Mom" and pushed send. His mother answered, and...
Lady patient to the Doctor inside his examination room: Doctor can you please call my husband inside, I am not feeling comfortable.
Doctor...
A girl showed interest in only marrying a lawyer. I asked the girl, "Why do you prefer a lawyer to marry?"
She said, "They bow their head wh...
A father had promised his two young sons he would take them on a fishing trip. The boys were digging for fishing bait in their parents` garden. U...
A guy goes to a girl`s house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to get them som...