|Little Johnny`s teacher was teaching the kids about starvation. Being a good teacher she decided to call on selected students to draw a picture o...|
|A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application. The executive begins to scan the shee...|
|The father of a teenage daughter was concerned with the amount of time she spent on the telephone; not so much for the time she wasted (he had gi...|
|A little girl was watching her mother prepare a fish for dinner. Her mother cut the head and tail off the fish and then placed it into a baking p...|
|1. Mujhe Ek Ghante Se Auto Nahi Mila, Shayad Bhagwaan Meri paRICKSHAW Le Raha Hai.|
2. I Am Feeling Too Lazy To Meet My Friends. AALSI Them...
|An Avid Sportsman and hunter, Tim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, not long after the honeymoon, he was getting...|
|A man in the pub orders a beer. He gets it and begins to drink it and notices the beer is kind of warm. So he mentions something to the bartender...|
|In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem. One day an acquaintance ran up to the great philosopher and said, "Socr...|
|"We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed."|
"We will do it" means "You will do it."
"You have done a great job" means...
|Nawaz Sharif, just finished a speech at the UN, walks out into the lobby where he meets President Obama. They shake hands and walk together in th...|
|Ek Ameer Aurat Apni Kuch Problems Ke Chalte Ek Baba Ji Ke Paas Pahunchi Aur Unko Apni Problems Batayi. Baba Ji Ne Us Aurat Ki Saari Problems Ko B...|
|Vishwanathan Anand always gets tense, when the waiter brings in the folder and says `Check!`|
Friends pay restaurant bills on a de-tu-de basi...
|Annie, 6 years old, gets home from school. She had her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, very interested, asks, How did it go?"...|
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear fir...|