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Kohli's 'Golden Duck'

Anushka Sharma is turning out to be the Greg Chappel of Virat Kohli's career!

A 'Golden Duck' is all Virat Kohli could gift Anushka Sharma at the Lord's.

Virat Kohli has scored a zero because of Anushka. No!!! He has scored a 'Duck' as a tribute to Anushka Sharma's new lip job.

Anushka Sharma: "Want to hear a joke?"
Virat Kohli: "Yes."
Anushka Sharma: "Runs."
Virat Kohli: "I don't get it." Anushka Sharma: "Exactly."

Sharapova: I know Anushka but who is Virat Kohli?

BCCI has given permission to Virat Kohli that he can keep Anushka Sharma with him in England, Now Kohli can officially score Duck.

Virat Kohli has 2 ducks now. One in this match and Anushka Sharma.

Virat Kohli has right to come back to pavilion as soon as possible as Anushka Sharma has traveled so long for his company.

Virat Kohli is so deeply madly in love with Anushka Sharma that he wants to remember her in his batting scores too.

'Virat Kohli goes for Anushka Sharma' - the sentence has a whole new meaning (Goes for a duck).

Virat Kohli fell too much in love with the new duck lips of Anushka Sharma, that he did the same with his innings.

Why did Anushka Sharma came to England with Virat Kohli, when everybody knows that Indian cricketers can't perform overseas.

A women is behind every men's Success but unfortunately that not going to happen in Virat kohli and Anuska sharma's life.

Outdoorsman!!!

During my medical examination my doctor asked me about my physical activity level.

I described a typical day this way: "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk, about 7 miaDuring my medical examination my doctor asked me about my physical activity level.

I described a typical day this way: "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk, about 7 miles, through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes and I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers."

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"

"No," I replied, "just a shitty golfer!"

Second Appendix???

A man phoned his doctor very late at night saying his wife appeared to have Appendicitis.

"That's impossible," the physician replied, peeved at being woken up after midnight. "She had an appendectomy last year. Don't be stupid. Only a moron like you would wake me up for something this idiotic. Have you ever seen anybody with a second appendix?"

"No, you are the moron!" the husband replied. "Haven't you ever seen anybody with a second wife?"

Cow Horns

A blonde asked a farmer, "Why doesn't this cow have any horns?"

The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, cattle can do a lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we keep them trimmed down. Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns. But the reason this cow doesn't have horns is because it's a horse."

Quotes

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head.

Trivia

Beyonce Knowles' debut album "Dangerously in Love" earned her five Grammys.

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