|Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they cre...|
|A widower who never paid any attention to his wife while she was alive now found himself missing her desperately. He went to a psychic to see if ...|
|Just as Santa was about to fall asleep, his wife shook him and said, "I hear someone breaking in."|
At least two nights a week for twenty y...
|They opened a Starbucks in Hyderabad.|
Waiter: Kya Hona.
Customer: Latte ?
Waiter: Hau Latoon. Ab Kya Hona Bolo.
|Laura fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks and pretty soon had lured him into a series of passionate rendezvous in the dental c...|
|Santa and Banta were both fanatics about deep sea fishing. Each would come back from fishing trips, and tell the other big lies about the number,...|
|A man got a call from unknown number.|
Girl: Hi, are you single???
Man: Yes, but who are you ???
Ans: Your wife.... Aaj Ghar ...
|Husband`s Message (by text):|
"Darling, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have been doing tests...
|A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he`d ...|
|Woman goes to travel agent and says, "Honeymoon Ka Sasta Package Hai koi?"|
Agent says, "Ji Mam, 50k mein 3N/4D in Bangkok including flight...
|Pappu rings a call centre and complaining about his Internet.|
Pappu: My internet is not working properly.
Officer: Ok, Double click...
|Santa Ke Ghar Navjot Singh Siddhu Ki Tasvir Lagi Hui Thi. Banta: Yaar, Tujhe Toh Cricket Mein Bilkul Bhi Interest Nahin Hai, Phir Tune Siddhu Ji ...|
|A Jew gets pulled over for speeding. Jew: Is there a problem, officer?|
Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
Jew: Oh, I see.
|A young teenage college guy send a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.|
My Dear Tina, please answer the following questionnaire. ...