select top 12 jokeid,heading,imagepath,snippet,catid,catname,row_number() over (order by jokeid desc) as row from jokes_view where parentid=1
|Pappu: Saala Ye Sab Teacher Logo Ki Mili Bhagat Hoti Hai, Ek Photo Ke 20 Rupaye lagte Hai Aur Hum Logo Se 50-50 Rupaye Liye Ja Rahe Hain. Matlab ...|
|An angry senator was attacking a minister of government. The minister tried to interrupt the senator`s speech. "I haven`t finished yet," roared t...|
|A firm of solicitors in Mumbai go under the name of Patel, Patel, Patel and Patel. The office phone rang and the voice at the other end asked, "M...|
|A newly appointed health minister of a northern state (guess which?) whose knowledge of English was somewhat elementary was on his first official...|
|President Zia-ul-Haq`s trusted barber seemed to have become infected by the popular demand for the restoration of democracy. One morning while cl...|
|When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years died, his wife, Myrtle was devastated. A couple of months later, Myrtle also died. Once in heaven,...|
|Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently scold the child.|
Smiling sweetly, the te...
|During Zia`s rule, a gentleman travelled all the way from Islamabad to Karachi to have an aching tooth taken out.|
The Karachi dentist said...
|A couple hired a new chauffeur. The memsahib asked him to take her out for shopping and was very shaken by the experience. Back home, she pleaded...|
|Banta is lying across the rail tracks with a bottle of Whisky and a tandoori chicken within reach. A passerby asks, "Banta ji, why are you lying ...|
|Job Applicant: I`m looking for a job as a consultant.|
Employer: I`m sorry, we already have enough consultants.
Applicant: That`s ok...
|Congratulations... iPhone 6 launched...|
The best feature of iPhone 6 is that if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9.
|Put your wife in a room and lock it. Put your dog in another room and lock it. Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours and see who is `Happy` to see yo...|
|A man goes into a bar very thirsty. He sits down waiting for the bartender to see him. The man next to him calls for the bartender saying, "I`ll ...|