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|Punjabi is now the third language in Canada`s Parliament. However, BC continues to stand for British Columbia. Canada govt has introduced A Crash...|
|Q: Doctor, I`ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?|
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that`...
|There was a businessman, and he was not feeling well, so he went to see the doctor about it. The doctor says to him, "Well, it must be your diet,...|
|A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him w...|
|The fishing season hasn`t opened and a fisherman who doesn`t have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks, "Any luck?"<...|
|A lady goes into Walmart to buy a rod and reel for her husband. She doesn`t know which one to get, so walks over to the register. A Walmart assoc...|
|A seafood restaurant had a sign in the window that read, "Big Lobster Tales, $5 each."|
Amazed at the great value, a man stopped in and ask...
|A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do the housework. They hired a lovely lass for the job. She worked out fine, was...|
|A blonde keeps having the same weird dream, so she goes to her psychologist.|
Psychologist: What is your dream about?
Blonde: I am b...
|An elderly couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old...|
|The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it. The rat was in the middle of the cage. Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on one s...|
|A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught a judge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry them. He aske...|
|Mr. Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing. Alas, no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard a...|