|A woman, searching for a job, inquired about the benefits. The Personnel Manager informed her they had group health and life insurance, but the c...|
|Two older, successful businessmen met at a resort. One who had recently retired was describing his life, "I get up late in the morning, have a li...|
|A woman goes to the doctor, worried about her husband`s temper. The doctor asks, "What`s the problem?"|
The woman says, "Doctor, I don`t kn...
|Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to the other, "If I ask you a question, will you promise to ...|
|A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas. She`s down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims to the whole table, "What rotte...|
|The teacher once asked the class to make a sentence with the phrase pistol too. Timmy raised his hand, and after being recognized said, "The lone...|
|With no warning and clear out of the blue, a husband said to his wife, "Honey, I have invited a friend home for supper tonight."|
|A Norwegian applied for a job as a logger deep in the Canadian woods. The foreman took him into the bush to test his knowledge of logging. He sto...|
|At one Mensa convention, several members at a local cafe noticed the shaker with an S on top, for salt, contained pepper and their pepper shaker,...|
|One employee of the pharma company goes to his boss and asks for leave. "Sir, my wife is pregnant and is unable to do the household work. I think...|
|The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing Rs.1000/- bet. The bartender would squeez...|
|Carl was talking to a girl in a New York City bar. He asked, "Can I get you a drink?"|
The girl replied, "Certainly."
Carl then aske...
|A climber fell off a cliff, and as he tumbled down, he caught hold of a small branch wedged in the rock. "HELP! IS THERE ANYBODY UP THERE?" he sh...|
|Father Murphy was playing golf with a parishioner. On the first hole, he sliced into the rough. His opponent heard him mutter "Hoover !" under hi...|