|1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you`re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."|
|Hubby Ke Birthday Par Wife Ne Pucha: Kya Gift Chahiye Tumhe???|
Hubby: Tum Mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo Aur Mera Kehna Maano... Bas Yahi kaa...
|Since I was the first to arrive at our high-tech company one morning, I answered the telephone. When the caller asked for field engineering, I ex...|
|If you ever feel depressed in your life... open your mailbox...|
When I open my mailbox, I find:
10 banks are giving me easy loans...
Girl: What happened?
Girl: No, say na what happened... You look sooooo.. sad...
|Because they`ve spent all their cash on booze during a night on the town, Dave and Eric have no money...|
|Actual transcript of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. This radio conversation was releas...|
|A Singapore millionaire secretly maintained a mistress in Hong Kong, bought a posh sea view apartment (in his own name) for her to live in, plus ...|
|Pati: Saab, Meri Patni Gum Ho Gayi Hai!!!|
Postmaster: Oye, Andhaa Hai Kya ??? Ye Post Office Hai, Police Station Jaa Na.
|Boy: I Love You!|
Gal: Agar Main bhi tumse I Love You Kahun Toh??
Boy: Main Toh Khushi Se Marrr Jaaunga.
Gal: Jaa Pagle, Nahi...
|Ek Pathan Ke 3 Bachche Hue, Usne Unke Naam Rakhe:|
1) Hasrat Khan
2) Harkat Khan
3) Barkat Khan
Kuch Time Baad Phir...
|Santa: Oyee ! Tumne Apni Sagai Kyun Tod Di ??|
Pappu: Papa, Uska Koi Boyfriend Nahin Tha.
Santa: To Phir Problem Kya Hai...
|After years of his wife`s pleading, this rich good ole` boy finally goes with her to her little local Church on Sunday morning. He was so moved b...|