A man got a call from unknown number.
Girl: Hi, are you single???
Man: Yes, but who are you ???
Ans: Your wife.... Aaj Ghar ...
Husband`s Message (by text):
"Darling, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have been doing tests...
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he`d ...
A dentist had an old lady patient who was very hard to handle. As soon as she sat in the chair, she panicked and would clamp her mouth shut so f...
Ek Baar 4 Yaar Jua Khel Rahe The. Ek Dost Patte Baantne Hi Waala Tha Ki Tabhi Police Aa Gayi. Police Inspector: Tum Sab Jua Khel Rahe Ho. Chalo S...
I am very happy to Inform you that I have fallen In love with you since the 20th of October (Thursday) with reference to the meeting held between...
Little Johnny was very proud of his Mangy Mutt.
He was playing with it, when a passing gentleman stopped and asked Johnny, "What kind of a...
A blonde & her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor`s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours & hours. She jum...
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not rung in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with a main computer, he phoned the e...
Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get...
Woman goes to travel agent and says, "Honeymoon Ka Sasta Package Hai koi?"
Agent says, "Ji Mam, 50k mein 3N/4D in Bangkok including flight...
A young teenage college guy send a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.
My Dear Tina, please answer the following questionnaire. ...
A Jew gets pulled over for speeding. Jew: Is there a problem, officer?
Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
Jew: Oh, I see.
Offi...
Ek Aadmi Samundar Mein Nahate Huye Doobne Laga Toh Usne Dua Ki: Hey Bhagvan ! Agar Mein Bach Gaya Toh Biryani Ki Deg Garibo Ko Khilaunga. Tabhi E...
1. Always order soup 1 by 2. That way you get more if you had ordered 1 soup with an extra bowl.
2. When ordering sugar cane juice, first ...