I was going for a drink after work with some of my workmates. I telephoned the Missus and told her that I was working late. I got home at 1AM stu...
A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence containing the expression `I presume.` One little girl held up her hand and said, "Yesterd...
Interviewers ask questions to Pela for his new job after VRS... His answers:
Question: Please tell us about yourself?
Answer: Yours...
Banta: Doctor Saab... Pait Mein Bahut Dard Ho Raha Hai...
Doctor: Achcha Ye Batao Ki Akhri Baar Khaana Kab Khaya Tha?
Banta: Khana ...
Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, "Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me."
A Lady was conducting her anti drinking campaign outside a bar. A man came out of the Bar exuding alcohol fumes and the Lady said, "Reflect !!! I...
Sometimes when shit happens, you want to be able to articulate the experience more than just you`ve, taken a shit. Here are some shit definitions...
A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was ...
Ek Baar Rajinikanth Aur Kattappa Ki Mulaqat Ho Jaati Hai.
Rajinikanth: Tumhe Pata Hai Mere Gaon Mein Light Nahin Thi, Main Agarbatti Jalaa...
After a brutal and tough day carrying the cross up Golgatha, the Romans nailed Jesus with no remorse to the heavy wooden structure. Golgatha was ...
Zoo Mein Ek Sher Ne Santa Ko Maar-Maar Ke Zakhmi Kar Diya. Logon Ne Hairan Hokar Sher Se Puchha: Arey Tum Toh Bade Seedhe-Sadhe Shareef The, Sant...
Pappu walks into a bookstore. Not looking for anything in particular. On his way to the back of the store, he spots something of interest. A book...
Ek Badi Hi Sundar Mahila Aksar Is Private Bank Mei Aaya Karti Thai. Is Bank Ke Sabhi Male Employees Us Mahila Ki Khoobsurati Se Bade Prabahavit T...
Three elderly women are talking about their troubles. "Sixty is the worst age to be," said Ruth, the 60-year-old, "You always feel like you have ...
A dentist, doing his first extraction on a patient, was understandably nervous. When he got the molar out, his hand shook, he lost his grip on th...