|A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. The leading local politician was chosen to make the presentati...|
|Q: Doctor, I`ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?|
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that`...
|Mukeshbhai gets up from his bed room on 15th floor, takes a swim in the swimming pool on 17th floor, has breakfast on the 19th floor, dresses up ...|
|A guy walks into a bar and asks for ten shots of the finest single malt scotch. The bartender sets him up and the guy takes the first shot in the...|
|Sir Winston Churchill was once asked about his position on whisky. Here`s how he answered: "If you mean whisky, the devil`s brew, the poison scou...|
|Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit, with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I came into my bedroom at ab...|
|One day a man decided to retire. He booked himself on a Caribbean Cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship san...|
|In our life, problems may go from "Haywards 2000" to "Haywards 5000", but we must take them as a "Royal Challenge" otherwise people will call us ...|
|A man who is a manager in 5 star hotel calls his wife.|
Husband: Aaj khaane mein kya pakaya hai?
Wife: Steamed fine long grain white...
|A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a...|
|Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked ...|
|Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later Santa take...|
|Santa enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'|
The salesman assured him that...
|A cop stops his patrol car when he sees Banta and his girlfriend sitting on the curb. Banta is laying on his side with his pants pulled down, the...|