|While seasoning, if you put few drops of whisky, the oil doesn`t burn.|
While kneading dough, put a few drops of beer and the chapatis will...
|I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar. The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, "By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk ...|
|Symptom: Feet cold and wet.|
Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
Action: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling...
|A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to and park somew...|
|A man is sitting reading his newspaper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" he a...|
|A middle-aged woman enters her family doctor`s office in a frantic state. She says, "Doctor, I think I`m turning into a horse!"|
|A lumber camp advertises for a lumberjack. A skinny Canadian guy shows up at the camp the next day carrying an axe. The head lumberjack takes one...|
|After the closing ceremony of Rio 2016, Alia Bhatt called up Navjot Singh Siddhu and said: Ek Cricketer Hokar Bhi Aapne Badminton Mein Silver Med...|
|At the conclusion of the sermon, the worshipers filed out of the sanctuary to greet the minister. As one of them left, he shook the minister`s ha...|
|I am going to My Mom`s Place for 6-7 days with kids & These are the instructions and warning for you...No need to call your friends and cousins. ...|
|One fine day, a billionaire was walking his dog. Suddenly a man ran out from the bushes in front of him and shot the poor dog three times. The bi...|
|Women are fickle minded.|
At 18, they want handsome men.
At 25, they want successful men.
At 30, they want sensible men...
|An army major called his wife to tell her that he would be late home because dirty magazines had been found in the barracks and the soldiers resp...|
|Once Mrs. Aggarwal was being cross examined in Court by a lawyer. Mrs. Aggarwal had said that she was a partner in her husband`s firm, but the la...|