A Preacher said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I`d take it and throw it into the river."
And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
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A kangaroo at the Sydney zoo kept getting out of his enclosure every night. Knowing that mature kangaroos could hop very high, the zoo officials ...
A blonde went into a pet shop and asked the owner if he had any parrots. The owner replied, "Sorry, I don`t have any at the moment."
"Damn...
Pauly`s family is at dinner, the 10-year-old daughter isn`t eating much, and she just keeps her head down. After a few minutes, she says, "I have...
Each evening bird-lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl. One night, an owl called back to him. For a year, the man and his feather...
An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called... and that on the few occasions...
I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead I bought a raffle ticked for a brand new car. When I got home, ...
Once Mrs. Aggarwal was being cross examined in Court by a lawyer. Mrs. Aggarwal had said that she was a partner in her husband`s firm, but the la...
An army major called his wife to tell her that he would be late home because dirty magazines had been found in the barracks and the soldiers resp...
Women are fickle minded.
At 18, they want handsome men.
At 25, they want successful men.
At 30, they want sensible men...
Ek Bar Santa Apni Girlfriend Ke Ghar Dinner Par Gaya. Us Din Santa Ka Pet Kuch Kharab Tha, Phir Bhi Table Par Shaandar Dinner Rakha Dekh Ke Uske ...
Once Badshah Akbar` s army was engaged in a prolonged war. As a result his royal wealth ("shahi khazana") was nearly exhausted. He asked Birbal: ...
A duck walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender.
The bartender says "What can I get you?"...
After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God. God asks Bush, "What do you believe in?"
Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath So Raha Tha Tabhi Achanak Bolta Hai: Bheega Sa Lagta Hai Aalam Mujhe, Bheegi Si Lagti Hai Subah Mujhe, Bheega Lag Raha H...