|A man got a call from unknown number.|
Girl: Hi, are you single???
Man: Yes, but who are you ???
Ans: Your wife.... Aaj Ghar ...
|Husband`s Message (by text):|
"Darling, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have been doing tests...
|A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he`d ...|
|A dentist had an old lady patient who was very hard to handle. As soon as she sat in the chair, she panicked and would clamp her mouth shut so f...|
|Ek Baar 4 Yaar Jua Khel Rahe The. Ek Dost Patte Baantne Hi Waala Tha Ki Tabhi Police Aa Gayi. Police Inspector: Tum Sab Jua Khel Rahe Ho. Chalo S...|
|I am very happy to Inform you that I have fallen In love with you since the 20th of October (Thursday) with reference to the meeting held between...|
|Little Johnny was very proud of his Mangy Mutt.|
He was playing with it, when a passing gentleman stopped and asked Johnny, "What kind of a...
|A blonde & her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor`s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours & hours. She jum...|
|A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not rung in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with a main computer, he phoned the e...|
|Woman goes to travel agent and says, "Honeymoon Ka Sasta Package Hai koi?"|
Agent says, "Ji Mam, 50k mein 3N/4D in Bangkok including flight...
|A young teenage college guy send a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.|
My Dear Tina, please answer the following questionnaire. ...
|A Jew gets pulled over for speeding. Jew: Is there a problem, officer?|
Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
Jew: Oh, I see.
|Ek Aadmi Samundar Mein Nahate Huye Doobne Laga Toh Usne Dua Ki: Hey Bhagvan ! Agar Mein Bach Gaya Toh Biryani Ki Deg Garibo Ko Khilaunga. Tabhi E...|
|1. Always order soup 1 by 2. That way you get more if you had ordered 1 soup with an extra bowl.|
2. When ordering sugar cane juice, first ...