The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. H...
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read th...
Woman1: Oh! You got a haircut! That`s so cute!
Woman2: Do you think so? I wasn`t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don`t think...
Seamus is having a bit of trouble seeing things at a distance so he goes into an opticians for an eye test. The optician asks him to cover his ri...
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. he plac...
Harry was finally a groom and was very excited about his upcoming marriage. He was on his way out of the office when his boss came over to him wi...
A warning to all you drivers, be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and Police are out there checking on people. La...
An old French woman had a small shop in her village for years, until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little ...
A boy who loses his eye from an accident goes to the doctor gets a wooden replacement. Of course, he is extremely self-conscious about his new wo...
I met one of my Maths teacher yesterday. We greeted and he asked me directions to the State Bank of India. I told him make a 299 degrees turn an...
A young straight couple was in love but they were so poor they could only afford to get married at a gay church. So they met with their gay pasto...
Three scientists in Brunswick, Maine, were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork up an elephant`s backside and force fed it ...
Santa Apni Marriage Anniversary Wale Din Apne Ghar Ke Bahar Udaas Sa Baitha Tha, Banta Ne Ye Dekha Aur Uske Paas Aakar Puchha.
Banta: Oye ...
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital a...
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Sainsbury`s.Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and pref...