|Tim: I hear you just got married again.|
Sam: Yes, for the fourth time...
|A very effective Dhamki by wife in new style: Tum Jitna Time Facebook, Whatsapp, Twitter Ko Doge... Mein Utna Time Flipkart, Amazon, Snapdeal, Ja...|
|A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcoh...|
|Banta Ek Job Ke Liye Interview Dene Gaya. Vaise Naukri Already Boss Ke Saale Ko Mil Chuki Thee Par Formality Ke Liye Interview Jaroori Tha Isliye...|
|A lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move as his rental agreement was coming to an end for the home where he lived but was having di...|
|Banta complained to a doctor that he wetted his bed every night.|
"Before it happens, do you see any dreams?" the doctor asked.
|The Matchmaker goes to see Mr Smith, a confirmed bachelor for many years.|
"Mr Smith, don`t leave it too late. I have exactly the one you n...
|3 Bachchey Apne Apne Shehar Ki Sardi Pe Bahas Kar Rahe The. 1st: Humare Yahan Itni Sardi Parti Hai Ki Jab Hum Subah Nalka Kholte Hain Toh Pani Ki...|
|Boy: I Love You!|
Gal: Agar Main bhi tumse I Love You Kahun Toh??
Boy: Main Toh Khushi Se Marrr Jaaunga.
Gal: Jaa Pagle, Nahi...
|Ek Pathan Ke 3 Bachche Hue, Usne Unke Naam Rakhe:|
1) Hasrat Khan
2) Harkat Khan
3) Barkat Khan
Kuch Time Baad Phir...
|Santa: Oyee ! Tumne Apni Sagai Kyun Tod Di ??|
Pappu: Papa, Uska Koi Boyfriend Nahin Tha.
Santa: To Phir Problem Kya Hai...
|After years of his wife`s pleading, this rich good ole` boy finally goes with her to her little local Church on Sunday morning. He was so moved b...|
|FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.|
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days...