|They opened a Starbucks in Hyderabad.|
Waiter: Kya Hona.
Customer: Latte ?
Waiter: Hau Latoon. Ab Kya Hona Bolo.
|Laura fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks and pretty soon had lured him into a series of passionate rendezvous in the dental c...|
|Santa and Banta were both fanatics about deep sea fishing. Each would come back from fishing trips, and tell the other big lies about the number,...|
|A man got a call from unknown number.|
Girl: Hi, are you single???
Man: Yes, but who are you ???
Ans: Your wife.... Aaj Ghar ...
|Husband`s Message (by text):|
"Darling, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have been doing tests...
|A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he`d ...|
|A dentist had an old lady patient who was very hard to handle. As soon as she sat in the chair, she panicked and would clamp her mouth shut so f...|
|Ek Baar 4 Yaar Jua Khel Rahe The. Ek Dost Patte Baantne Hi Waala Tha Ki Tabhi Police Aa Gayi. Police Inspector: Tum Sab Jua Khel Rahe Ho. Chalo S...|
|I am very happy to Inform you that I have fallen In love with you since the 20th of October (Thursday) with reference to the meeting held between...|
|Woman goes to travel agent and says, "Honeymoon Ka Sasta Package Hai koi?"|
Agent says, "Ji Mam, 50k mein 3N/4D in Bangkok including flight...
|Ek Aadmi Samundar Mein Nahate Huye Doobne Laga Toh Usne Dua Ki: Hey Bhagvan ! Agar Mein Bach Gaya Toh Biryani Ki Deg Garibo Ko Khilaunga. Tabhi E...|
|A young teenage college guy send a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.|
My Dear Tina, please answer the following questionnaire. ...
|An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond comp...|
|Scene: Ajit is watching cricket match of India vs. Pakistan. Chetan is bowling and Javed is batting. Pakistan needs 24 runs in 4 balls.|