|On a visit to my wife`s native England for our honeymoon, we arrived at London`s Gatwick Airport. Tania headed for the British-passport control l...|
|An old lady had always wanted to travel abroad. Now that she was getting on in years, she thought she would really like to do so before she died....|
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. H...|
|A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read th...|
|Woman1: Oh! You got a haircut! That`s so cute!|
Woman2: Do you think so? I wasn`t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don`t think...
|Seamus is having a bit of trouble seeing things at a distance so he goes into an opticians for an eye test. The optician asks him to cover his ri...|
|A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. he plac...|
|Harry was finally a groom and was very excited about his upcoming marriage. He was on his way out of the office when his boss came over to him wi...|
|A warning to all you drivers, be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and Police are out there checking on people. La...|
|A young straight couple was in love but they were so poor they could only afford to get married at a gay church. So they met with their gay pasto...|
|Santa Apni Marriage Anniversary Wale Din Apne Ghar Ke Bahar Udaas Sa Baitha Tha, Banta Ne Ye Dekha Aur Uske Paas Aakar Puchha.|
Banta: Oye ...
|Harry was stunned to come home from work one evening and find his wife stuffing all her belongings into a suitcase. "What on earth are you doing?...|
|A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges, when she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to ...|
|After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Sainsbury`s.Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and pref...|