On a visit to my wife`s native England for our honeymoon, we arrived at London`s Gatwick Airport. Tania headed for the British-passport control l...
An old lady had always wanted to travel abroad. Now that she was getting on in years, she thought she would really like to do so before she died....
The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. H...
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read th...
Woman1: Oh! You got a haircut! That`s so cute!
Woman2: Do you think so? I wasn`t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don`t think...
Seamus is having a bit of trouble seeing things at a distance so he goes into an opticians for an eye test. The optician asks him to cover his ri...
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. he plac...
Harry was finally a groom and was very excited about his upcoming marriage. He was on his way out of the office when his boss came over to him wi...
A warning to all you drivers, be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and Police are out there checking on people. La...
An old French woman had a small shop in her village for years, until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little ...
A young straight couple was in love but they were so poor they could only afford to get married at a gay church. So they met with their gay pasto...
Santa Apni Marriage Anniversary Wale Din Apne Ghar Ke Bahar Udaas Sa Baitha Tha, Banta Ne Ye Dekha Aur Uske Paas Aakar Puchha.
Banta: Oye ...
Harry was stunned to come home from work one evening and find his wife stuffing all her belongings into a suitcase. "What on earth are you doing?...
A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges, when she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to ...
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Sainsbury`s.Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and pref...