select top 12 jokeid,heading,imagepath,snippet,catid,catname,row_number() over (order by jokeid desc) as row from jokes_view where parentid=1
|Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold...|
|Just as a young man was about to get a chest X-ray, the equipment slipped and his pelvic region was X-Rayed instead.|
"Oh, no!", cried the ...
|Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.|
Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best res...
|An American delegation on a visit to India were being shown round the capital. In the evening they were taken to the Secretariat for a panoramic ...|
|The skipper of a tramp steamer, in writing up the log recording an eventful day, rounded off his task with the entry: "Mate intoxicated."|
|In a Nursery School Canteen, there was a basket of Apples with a notice written over it: Do not take more than one, God is watching. On the other...|
|A burglar has just made it into the house he`s intending ransacking, and he`s looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice ...|
|A new metal is added to chemistry:|
Light when first found...
|A customer complaint to the Irish Railway Company. The following is a customer complaint to the Irish Railway Company.|
Gentlemen, I have bee...
|Banta is lying across the rail tracks with a bottle of Whisky and a tandoori chicken within reach. A passerby asks, "Banta ji, why are you lying ...|
|Job Applicant: I`m looking for a job as a consultant.|
Employer: I`m sorry, we already have enough consultants.
Applicant: That`s ok...
|Congratulations... iPhone 6 launched...|
The best feature of iPhone 6 is that if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9.
|Put your wife in a room and lock it. Put your dog in another room and lock it. Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours and see who is `Happy` to see yo...|
|A man goes into a bar very thirsty. He sits down waiting for the bartender to see him. The man next to him calls for the bartender saying, "I`ll ...|