|I was going for a drink after work with some of my workmates. I telephoned the Missus and told her that I was working late. I got home at 1AM stu...|
|A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence containing the expression `I presume.` One little girl held up her hand and said, "Yesterd...|
|Interviewers ask questions to Pela for his new job after VRS... His answers:|
Question: Please tell us about yourself?
|Banta: Doctor Saab... Pait Mein Bahut Dard Ho Raha Hai...|
Doctor: Achcha Ye Batao Ki Akhri Baar Khaana Kab Khaya Tha?
Banta: Khana ...
|Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, "Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me."|
|A Lady was conducting her anti drinking campaign outside a bar. A man came out of the Bar exuding alcohol fumes and the Lady said, "Reflect !!! I...|
|Sometimes when shit happens, you want to be able to articulate the experience more than just you`ve, taken a shit. Here are some shit definitions...|
|A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was ...|
|Ek Baar Rajinikanth Aur Kattappa Ki Mulaqat Ho Jaati Hai.|
Rajinikanth: Tumhe Pata Hai Mere Gaon Mein Light Nahin Thi, Main Agarbatti Jalaa...
|Zoo Mein Ek Sher Ne Santa Ko Maar-Maar Ke Zakhmi Kar Diya. Logon Ne Hairan Hokar Sher Se Puchha: Arey Tum Toh Bade Seedhe-Sadhe Shareef The, Sant...|
|Pappu walks into a bookstore. Not looking for anything in particular. On his way to the back of the store, he spots something of interest. A book...|
|Ek Badi Hi Sundar Mahila Aksar Is Private Bank Mei Aaya Karti Thai. Is Bank Ke Sabhi Male Employees Us Mahila Ki Khoobsurati Se Bade Prabahavit T...|
|Three elderly women are talking about their troubles. "Sixty is the worst age to be," said Ruth, the 60-year-old, "You always feel like you have ...|
|A dentist, doing his first extraction on a patient, was understandably nervous. When he got the molar out, his hand shook, he lost his grip on th...|