Mom: Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean..?
Son: I Don't Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later..!
Mom: It's ok, don't worry about it...I'll ask your Sister, Love you too..!
Dad: Son, I have a Facebook account now... accept my friend request..!
Son: You're on Facebook now..? WTF..!!!
Dad: What does WTF mean..?
Son: Ohhh...It means, Welcome To Facebook, Dad.
Mom: Son, your grandmother passed away an hour ago. LOL!
Son: How is that funny, mom..?
Mom: What do you mean, Peter... surely it is not funny..!
Son: Mom, LOL means: Laugh Out Loud..!
Mom: Oh, No! I thought it meant: Lots Of Love... I'll have to call everyone back and explain xU xQ ..!!!
Sister to her brother: What are you giving to Grandmaa on her birthday?
Brother: A Football.
Sister: Is age mein? Aur vaise bhi Grandmaa kahan khelti hai?
Brother: Mere birthday per jo unhone Bhagavad Gita diya tha uska kya ?
One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy shop, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon.
He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist.
"Could you taste this for me, please?"
The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it.
"No, not at all," says the chemist.
"Oh that's a relief," says Paddy. "The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar."
A Nano breaks down on a roadside. A BMW 750Li stops to help the driver.
"I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights."
They start up slowly but only a km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past 150km/hour.
The BMW driver totally forgets about the Nano and guns it after the Porsche.
Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap, the cop radios the HQ: "Calling all stations: You won't believe this, I just saw a BMW & a Porsche racing past at about 190 km/h with a Nano behind them flashing its lights to Overtake.
One of the most beautiful things in the world is a woman's heart. It is fragile yet strong. Delicate yet resilient. When a woman gives you her heart, she gives her most prized possession. If you love, nurture, cherish and protect it, she'll give you the world.