|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. H...|
|A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read th...|
|Woman1: Oh! You got a haircut! That`s so cute!|
Woman2: Do you think so? I wasn`t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don`t think...
|Seamus is having a bit of trouble seeing things at a distance so he goes into an opticians for an eye test. The optician asks him to cover his ri...|
|A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. he plac...|
|Harry was finally a groom and was very excited about his upcoming marriage. He was on his way out of the office when his boss came over to him wi...|
|A warning to all you drivers, be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and Police are out there checking on people. La...|
|An old French woman had a small shop in her village for years, until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little ...|
|A boy who loses his eye from an accident goes to the doctor gets a wooden replacement. Of course, he is extremely self-conscious about his new wo...|
|A young straight couple was in love but they were so poor they could only afford to get married at a gay church. So they met with their gay pasto...|
|Three scientists in Brunswick, Maine, were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork up an elephant`s backside and force fed it ...|
|Santa Apni Marriage Anniversary Wale Din Apne Ghar Ke Bahar Udaas Sa Baitha Tha, Banta Ne Ye Dekha Aur Uske Paas Aakar Puchha.|
Banta: Oye ...
|With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital a...|
|After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Sainsbury`s.Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and pref...|