|A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out more about the young man. The fat...|
|The Irish priest was at the altar one dreary Sunday morning, addressing his congregation with a vehement sermon that alcohol was the work of the ...|
|On a busy Med/Surg floor the doctor stops the nurse to brief her on a patient`s condition. "This patient is a fellow physician and my favorite go...|
|A victim of chronic bronchitis called on a well-known physician to be examined. The doctor, after careful questioning, assured the patient that t...|
|A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I`ll turn into a beautiful princess."|
He bent o...
|A four year old little boy was at the doctor`s office with his mother in the waiting room when he spotted a pregnant lady on the other side of th...|
|A well-traveled man walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "For $50, you can mix any cocktail you want without my knowledge and I can tell you...|
|A man goes into a bar very thirsty. He sits down waiting for the bartender to see him.|
The man next to him calls...
|A man in the pub orders a beer. He gets it and begins to drink it and notices the beer is kind of warm. So he mentions something to the bartender...|
|Two middle eastern friends are in a locker room taking a shower after their racquetball game when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in ...|
|Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddy bikers who worked as aircraft mechanics in Sydney. It gets fogged in one night and nothing can take o...|
|A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "Sorry, we don`t need anyone..." the manager at the office replied.|
"You can`t af...
|On the eve of the marketing campaign for his new invention, Apple president Steve Jobs was discussing it with his top associate. Steve was just f...|
|A husband comes home after attending a club meeting. He tells his wife, "Dear, there was a drinking competition after meeting today."|