|Dono Ki Samaantayein:|
1. Ghadi Chaubees Ghante Tic-Tic Karti Rehti Hai, Aur Patni Chaubees Ghante Kit-Kit Karti Rehti Hai!
|Jeeto was very fat. She weighed 100 kilos, and she was getting heavier every month, so she went to see her doctor. He said, "You need a diet, Jee...|
|A large store was having its spring sale on shoes and boots. It was the first day of the sale, and the shoe department was fully of women who wer...|
|To all of you approaching 50 or have REACHED 50 and past, this is specially for you... Senior Citizens are the Nation`s leading carriers of AIDS....|
|Respected Sirs, I am arrive by passenger train Ahmedpur station and my belly is too much swelling with jackfruit. I am therefore went to privy. J...|
|A man is standing outside the gates of Heaven. Saint Peter approaches and says, "Can I help you?"|
The man replies, "No thanks."
|Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, k...|
|Whenever I feel depressed in my life... I open my E-Mail spam inbox... and I find: 10 banks are giving me easy loans.|
I have won GBP 1000000...
|Two boys were struggling with a huge table in a doorway. They pushed and pulled and upped it and downed it until both were exhausted.|
|Pappu Ke Dada Aur Dadi Ne Apni Jawani Ke Dino Ko Taaza Karne Ka Socha. Unhone Faisla Kiya Ke Vo Phir Se Darya Ke Kinaray Milenge. Dada Tayyar-Sha...|
|Manmohan Singhji Sabji Kharidne Gaye.|
Manmohan Singh: Bhai Sahab, Ye Bhindi Kya Bhaav Hai?
Sabjiwala: Ab Rulaoge Kya? Free Mein Le Ja...
You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we...
|Ek Baar Santa Restaurant Mein Jaata Hai Aur Zor Se Bolta Hai: Mujhe Ek Bottle Champagne Chahiye Aur Baaki Sab Jo Yahan Baithe Hain Unko Bhi Champ...|
|Santa Ke Hip Pe Chot Lag Gayi. Vo Doctor Ke Paas Jaa Kar Check Karwaata Hai. Doctor Kehta Hai: Santa ji Taanke Lagaane Padenge.|
Santa: O K...