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|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were trying to get in to see the Olympics without tickets. So they got to the stadium during one of the...|
|The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts and I intended to stock up. At the store, however, I was disappointed to find only a few s...|
|A Tourist Asked A Boat Guide: Do You Know Psychology, Geography, Geology And Criminology?|
The Guide Said No To All The Questions. The Tour...
|Pappu is 33 years old and still single. One day, a friend asked, "Why aren`t you married? Can`t you find a woman who will be a good wife?"|
|Son: Dad, I want to get married.|
Father: First, tell me you`re sorry.
Son: For what?
Father: Say sorry...
|Girlfriend- Mere Papa Mujhe Saara Din Guss Karte Rehte Hain... Jab Dekho Daant Dete Hain.|
Boyfriend: Koi Bat Nahi Yaar, Papa Hain Vo Tere.
|Memo from Director General to Manager: Today at 11 o`clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is when the sun disappears behind the m...|
|Ek Baar Santa Ki Padosan Bhabhi Bahaut Beemar Ho Jaati Hai. Use Khoon Ki Zarurat Padti Hai To Santa Dauda Dauda Hospital Jaata Hai Apna Khoon Daa...|
|The reason why Men are not allowed to give advice in Love-Columns of Magazines: Hi! I`m a lady aged 26 married & have one kid. Last week my husba...|
|Lady: How much beer do you drink a day?|
Man: Usually about 3 beers.
Lady: And How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5 with a tip.
|A man finds a beautiful girl in an airline uniform at an airport cafe sitting next to him...He thinks to himself:She is a flight attendant, but w...|
|The Students of MBBS were attending their 1st Biochemistry Class. They all gathered around the Lab table with a Urine sample. The Professor dip H...|
|Banta`s driving along the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls. He sees a little bar up the way and he pulls into the parking lo...|