An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years, until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little s...
A little boy asks his dad "Where does poo come from?" His father is taken aback by the question but decides to give his son the facts straight up...
Dear Parent, We are delighted to inform you that your child displays remarkable initiative. Not for him the simple-minded obedience to teachers. ...
Attendant: Welcome aboard A la Carte Air, sir. May I see your ticket?
Passenger: Sure.
Attendant: You`re in seat 12B. That will be ...
A retired older couple return to a BMW dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful blonde in a min...
The following are actual submissions on a series of quizzes, tests, and essays.
"Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found ...
Pati: Arey Kya Hua, Hamare Ghar Ke Bahar Ye Itni Bheed Kyun Hai...
Patni: Kuch Nahin, Maine Padosiyon Se Kaha Ki Aaj Hamare Damad Aa Rahe Ha...
A Kung Fu student asks teacher, "Master, why my ability does not evolve, and I`m always defeated?"
And the master patiently answers, "My d...
A businessman is hurrying home on the motorway after a hard days work when he is stopped by a policeman. "Do you know you were driving 30 mph ove...
Four retired guys are walking down a street in London. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timers Bar - ALL DRINKS 10p. They look at...
Two older, successful businessmen met at a resort. One who had recently retired was describing his life, "I get up late in the morning, have a li...
A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to scream, "Where did you get that car???!!!" He calmly told them, "I bough...
A woman goes to the doctor, worried about her husband`s temper. The doctor asks, "What`s the problem?"
The woman says, "Doctor, I don`t kn...
A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas. She`s down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims to the whole table, "What rotte...
Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to the other, "If I ask you a question, will you promise to ...