|Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit, with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I came into my bedroom at ab...|
|One day a man decided to retire. He booked himself on a Caribbean Cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship san...|
|In our life, problems may go from "Haywards 2000" to "Haywards 5000", but we must take them as a "Royal Challenge" otherwise people will call us ...|
|A man who is a manager in 5 star hotel calls his wife.|
Husband: Aaj khaane mein kya pakaya hai?
Wife: Steamed fine long grain white...
|Lalu`s PA: Sir! There is a new problem.|
Lalu: Ka problem?
Lalu: Kaun bola...
|Farmer Brown, from Minnesota, had a bull that he was quite proud of. One day he looked at the bull and noticed his eyes were crossed. That was di...|
|Teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and on...|
|One day Paddy, an Irishman, goes into a pharmacy, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon. He pours som...|
|Bank mein customer ne cheque dete hue poochha: Madam yeh kitne dino mein clear ho jaayega.|
Madam: Kam se kam do-teen din lagenge.
|A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a...|
|Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked ...|
|Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later Santa take...|
|Santa enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'|
The salesman assured him that...
|A cop stops his patrol car when he sees Banta and his girlfriend sitting on the curb. Banta is laying on his side with his pants pulled down, the...|