One day Chitragupt told Brahma that he should stop this scheme that if ladies keep Karva Chauth... they`ll get the same husband for the next 7 Ja...
Wife: Am I looking fat?
Husband: Yes.
Wife: Shut up. Don`t you ever dare talk to me!!
Wife: Am I looking fat?
Husband...
A man walks into a crowded doctor`s office. As he approaches the desk, the receptionist asks, "Sir, may we help you?"
"There`s something w...
A guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says, "I bet $50.00 that no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus can`t play."
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When the Banta came home, his wife Preeto was crying. "Your mother insulted me," she sobbed.
"My mother? How could she do that when she is...
Little Johnny had been bringing his drawings home from kindergarten every day since he started a month ago. Each day his mother admired the pictu...
An actual Job Application submitted to a McDonald`s.
Name: Jeremy Skitt
Desired Position: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever`s...
Ek Baar Ghar Ke Phone Ka Bill Bahut Jyada Aa Jaata Hai. Ghar Ke Sabhi Members Hairaan-Pareshaan Ho Jaate Hain Aur Discuss Karte Hain Ki Aakhir It...
When you write copy, you own the right of copyright to the copy you write, if the copy is right. If, however, your copy falls over, you must righ...
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day...
Nawaz Sharif, just finished a speech at the UN, walks out into the lobby where he meets President Obama. They shake hands and walk together in th...
When I reached office, I got a call from my wife. "What is the date today?" She said. I was wondering... then told her 14th September... call dis...
Ek Ameer Aurat Apni Kuch Problems Ke Chalte Ek Baba Ji Ke Paas Pahunchi Aur Unko Apni Problems Batayi. Baba Ji Ne Us Aurat Ki Saari Problems Ko B...
Vishwanathan Anand always gets tense, when the waiter brings in the folder and says `Check!`
Friends pay restaurant bills on a de-tu-de basi...
I called my Arab friend home for a traditional `Onam Sadya` (traditional lunch). The Arab friend asked me: Is the Onam lunch Veg or Non veg?