Ek aadmi apne dost ke ghar gya. Door-bell bajane pe Pappu bahar aaya.
Aadmi: Beta apne papa ko bulao.
Pappu: Ji wo nahi hai, wo bazar gye hain.
Aadmi: Achcha toh bade bhai ko bulao.
Pappu: Wo apne dosto ke saath cricket khelne gya hai.
Aadmi: Achcha aapki mummy to ghar par hongi...??
Pappu: Nahi, wo apni saheliyon ke saath picnic par gyi hain.
Aadmi irritate ho kar gusse mein bola: Abe toh tu akela ghar pe kya kar rha hai tu bhi kahin chala jata?
Pappu: Haan, tabhi to main yahan apne dost ke ghar aaya hun...!!!
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.
For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.
In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totalling $95,000. He asked her about the contents.
"When we were to be married," she said, "My grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll."
The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two Precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two Times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with Happiness.
"Honey," he said, "that explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?
"Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the dolls."
At a party, the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments. She was sure that not all of these had been invited but didn't know how to tell which ones were the crashers.
Then her husband got an idea. He turned to the crowd of the guests and said, "Will everyone from the bride's side of the family stand up please?" About 20 people stood.
Then he asked, "Will everyone from the groom's side of the family stand up please?"
About 25 people stood up.
Then he smiled and said, "Will everyone who stood please LEAVE... This is a 'Birthday Party'!!!"
One night, Mulla Nasrudin's father noticed a light in his barn. He went to see what it was all about and he found Nasrudin with a lantern, all dressed up.
"What are you doing all dressed up and with that lantern?" asked his father.
"I am going to call on my girlfriend, Dad," said Nasrudin. "I have got to go through the woods and it is dark."
"When I was your age calling on my wife for the first time," said the father, "I went through the woods without a lantern."
"I KNOW," said Nasruddin, "BUT LOOK WHAT YOU GOT, DAD!"