|The father of a teenage daughter was concerned with the amount of time she spent on the telephone; not so much for the time she wasted (he had gi...|
|A little girl was watching her mother prepare a fish for dinner. Her mother cut the head and tail off the fish and then placed it into a baking p...|
|1. Mujhe Ek Ghante Se Auto Nahi Mila, Shayad Bhagwaan Meri paRICKSHAW Le Raha Hai.|
2. I Am Feeling Too Lazy To Meet My Friends. AALSI Them...
|An Avid Sportsman and hunter, Tim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, not long after the honeymoon, he was getting...|
|A man in the pub orders a beer. He gets it and begins to drink it and notices the beer is kind of warm. So he mentions something to the bartender...|
|In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem. One day an acquaintance ran up to the great philosopher and said, "Socr...|
|"We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed."|
"We will do it" means "You will do it."
"You have done a great job" means...
|Lady: How much beer do you drink a day?|
Man: Usually about 3 beers.
Lady: And How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5 with a tip.
|One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed Little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The young ...|
|I am going to My Mom`s Place for 6-7 days with kids & These are the instructions and warning for you...No need to call your friends and cousins. ...|
|One fine day, a billionaire was walking his dog. Suddenly a man ran out from the bushes in front of him and shot the poor dog three times. The bi...|
|An army major called his wife to tell her that he would be late home because dirty magazines had been found in the barracks and the soldiers resp...|
|Women are fickle minded.|
At 18, they want handsome men.
At 25, they want successful men.
At 30, they want sensible men...
|Once Mrs. Aggarwal was being cross examined in Court by a lawyer. Mrs. Aggarwal had said that she was a partner in her husband`s firm, but the la...|