During my medical examination my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day this way: "Well, yesterday afternoon...
A man phoned his doctor very late at night saying his wife appeared to have Appendicitis. "That`s impossible," the physician replied, peeved at b...
A blonde asked a farmer, "Why doesn`t this cow have any horns?"
The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "We...
A travelling salesman`s car breaks down on a deserted road, and he seeks refuge from the evening storm at a nearby farmhouse. The farmer, being a...
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his wai...
Employed by the human-development center of a corporation in the Midwest, a recent college graduate trains employees in proper dress codes and et...
The teacher asked her class what each wanted to become when they grew up. A chorus of responses came from all over the room.
"A football pla...
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt. H...
Ek din Santa office jaane ke liye bus mein chada toh conductor ne haste hua pucha, "Sir, kal raat theek-thaak ghar pahunch gaye the aap? Kahin gi...
While fishing off the Australia coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of crocodiles kept him clinging to the overturned...
A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a...
Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked ...
Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later Santa take...
Santa enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'
The salesman assured him that...
A cop stops his patrol car when he sees Banta and his girlfriend sitting on the curb. Banta is laying on his side with his pants pulled down, the...