|An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years, until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little s...|
|A little boy asks his dad "Where does poo come from?" His father is taken aback by the question but decides to give his son the facts straight up...|
|Dear Parent, We are delighted to inform you that your child displays remarkable initiative. Not for him the simple-minded obedience to teachers. ...|
|Attendant: Welcome aboard A la Carte Air, sir. May I see your ticket?|
Attendant: You`re in seat 12B. That will be ...
|A retired older couple return to a BMW dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful blonde in a min...|
|The following are actual submissions on a series of quizzes, tests, and essays.|
"Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found ...
|Pati: Arey Kya Hua, Hamare Ghar Ke Bahar Ye Itni Bheed Kyun Hai...|
Patni: Kuch Nahin, Maine Padosiyon Se Kaha Ki Aaj Hamare Damad Aa Rahe Ha...
|A Kung Fu student asks teacher, "Master, why my ability does not evolve, and I`m always defeated?"|
And the master patiently answers, "My d...
|A businessman is hurrying home on the motorway after a hard days work when he is stopped by a policeman. "Do you know you were driving 30 mph ove...|
|Two older, successful businessmen met at a resort. One who had recently retired was describing his life, "I get up late in the morning, have a li...|
|A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to scream, "Where did you get that car???!!!" He calmly told them, "I bough...|
|A woman goes to the doctor, worried about her husband`s temper. The doctor asks, "What`s the problem?"|
The woman says, "Doctor, I don`t kn...
|A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas. She`s down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims to the whole table, "What rotte...|
|Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to the other, "If I ask you a question, will you promise to ...|