|A picky lady customer at a Supermarket`s fruit department watches as a new delivery of fresh fruit is delivered.|
"Give me two kilo of oran...
|Number 9. Death is the number 1 killer in the world.|
Number 8. Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7. Good health is merely the sl...
|A friend asked a gentleman why he never married?|
Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman... I guess I`ve be...
|Sanjay Dutt: Jailer Sahab, Mujhe Phir Se Baapu Dikh Rela Hai!|
Sanjay Dutt: Wo Udhar, Dhoti Mein.
|Beer and ice will give you hangovers.|
Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys.
Rum and ice will ruin your liver...
|Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs...|
|Santa: Oyee ! Tumne Apni Sagai Kyun Tod Di ??|
Pappu: Papa, Uska Koi Boyfriend Nahin Tha.
Santa: To Phir Problem Kya Hai...
|After years of his wife`s pleading, this rich good ole` boy finally goes with her to her little local Church on Sunday morning. He was so moved b...|
|If you can convince a female in less than 5 minutes then she is your mom.|
If you can convince a female in 15 minutes then she is your sist...
|Look both right and left for cars, motorcycles, animals and pedestrians;|
Look "up" for American drones;
Look "down" for bombs and...
|Pati: Priye, Kal Subah Kya Tum Mere Saath Yoga Class Chalna Pasand Karogi?|
Patni: Tum Kehna Kya Chahte Ho, Main Kya Moti Ho Gayi Hoon?
|Ek Sharaabi ek Pahunche Huye BABA Ke Aashram Mein Gaya.|
Sharaabi: Maharaj, Main Aapki Sharan Mein Aaya Hun.... Mujh Per Kripa Kijiye.
|A woman received a call that her daughter was sick. She stopped by the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car...|
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