Towards the end of a wedding, the bride`s father approached the groom and said, "Son, I received your last minute WhatsApp message asking me for ...
A woman was waiting in the check-out line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her acti...
When Little Johnny`s mother found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. But Little Johnny overheard some of hi...
Ok I`ve had enough. Too many people asking me again and again to give them the Christmas cake recipe. I`m not gonna type again, one last time!!!<...
Wife calls her scientist husband... "Honey... It`s Friday... you`re late..."
"I`m busy with my team in an experiment."
"Whats that?...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desp...
It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow cou...
A country club didn`t allow women on the golf course. Eventually, there was enough pressure that they decided to allow women on the course during...
A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly looses engine power and the aircraft begins to decent. The pilot safely performs an emergency landing i...
A duck walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender.
The bartender says "What can I get you?"...
A young straight couple was in love but they were so poor they could only afford to get married at a gay church. So they met with their gay pasto...
Three scientists in Brunswick, Maine, were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork up an elephant`s backside and force fed it ...
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital a...
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Sainsbury`s.Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and pref...
A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges, when she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to ...