A retiring farmer needed to rid his farm of animals in preparation for selling his land, so he went to every house in his town. To the houses whe...
Towards the end of a wedding, the bride`s father approached the groom and said, "Son, I received your last minute WhatsApp message asking me for ...
A woman was waiting in the check-out line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her acti...
When Little Johnny`s mother found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. But Little Johnny overheard some of hi...
Ok I`ve had enough. Too many people asking me again and again to give them the Christmas cake recipe. I`m not gonna type again, one last time!!!<...
Wife calls her scientist husband... "Honey... It`s Friday... you`re late..."
"I`m busy with my team in an experiment."
"Whats that?...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desp...
It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow cou...
A country club didn`t allow women on the golf course. Eventually, there was enough pressure that they decided to allow women on the course during...
A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly looses engine power and the aircraft begins to decent. The pilot safely performs an emergency landing i...
A young straight couple was in love but they were so poor they could only afford to get married at a gay church. So they met with their gay pasto...
Three scientists in Brunswick, Maine, were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork up an elephant`s backside and force fed it ...
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital a...
Santa Apni Marriage Anniversary Wale Din Apne Ghar Ke Bahar Udaas Sa Baitha Tha, Banta Ne Ye Dekha Aur Uske Paas Aakar Puchha.
Banta: Oye ...
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Sainsbury`s.Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and pref...