|One day Chitragupt told Brahma that he should stop this scheme that if ladies keep Karva Chauth... they`ll get the same husband for the next 7 Ja...|
|Wife: Am I looking fat?|
Wife: Shut up. Don`t you ever dare talk to me!!
Wife: Am I looking fat?
|A man walks into a crowded doctor`s office. As he approaches the desk, the receptionist asks, "Sir, may we help you?"|
"There`s something w...
|A guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says, "I bet $50.00 that no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus can`t play."|
|When the Banta came home, his wife Preeto was crying. "Your mother insulted me," she sobbed.|
"My mother? How could she do that when she is...
|Little Johnny had been bringing his drawings home from kindergarten every day since he started a month ago. Each day his mother admired the pictu...|
|An actual Job Application submitted to a McDonald`s.|
Name: Jeremy Skitt
Desired Position: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever`s...
|Ek Baar Ghar Ke Phone Ka Bill Bahut Jyada Aa Jaata Hai. Ghar Ke Sabhi Members Hairaan-Pareshaan Ho Jaate Hain Aur Discuss Karte Hain Ki Aakhir It...|
|When you write copy, you own the right of copyright to the copy you write, if the copy is right. If, however, your copy falls over, you must righ...|
|Nawaz Sharif, just finished a speech at the UN, walks out into the lobby where he meets President Obama. They shake hands and walk together in th...|
|When I reached office, I got a call from my wife. "What is the date today?" She said. I was wondering... then told her 14th September... call dis...|
|Ek Ameer Aurat Apni Kuch Problems Ke Chalte Ek Baba Ji Ke Paas Pahunchi Aur Unko Apni Problems Batayi. Baba Ji Ne Us Aurat Ki Saari Problems Ko B...|
|Vishwanathan Anand always gets tense, when the waiter brings in the folder and says `Check!`|
Friends pay restaurant bills on a de-tu-de basi...
|I called my Arab friend home for a traditional `Onam Sadya` (traditional lunch). The Arab friend asked me: Is the Onam lunch Veg or Non veg?|