Little Johnny and his grandmother were shopping in a department store. Little Johnny wanted to go to the toy department, but grandmother said tha...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were trying to get in to see the Olympics without tickets. So they got to the stadium during one of the...
The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts and I intended to stock up. At the store, however, I was disappointed to find only a few s...
A Tourist Asked A Boat Guide: Do You Know Psychology, Geography, Geology And Criminology?
The Guide Said No To All The Questions. The Tour...
Pappu is 33 years old and still single. One day, a friend asked, "Why aren`t you married? Can`t you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
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Son: Dad, I want to get married.
Father: First, tell me you`re sorry.
Son: For what?
Father: Say sorry...
Girlfriend- Mere Papa Mujhe Saara Din Guss Karte Rehte Hain... Jab Dekho Daant Dete Hain.
Boyfriend: Koi Bat Nahi Yaar, Papa Hain Vo Tere.
Memo from Director General to Manager: Today at 11 o`clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is when the sun disappears behind the m...
Ek Baar Santa Ki Padosan Bhabhi Bahaut Beemar Ho Jaati Hai. Use Khoon Ki Zarurat Padti Hai To Santa Dauda Dauda Hospital Jaata Hai Apna Khoon Daa...
A disciple went to his guru asking for tips to attain enlightenment. The guru advised, "Take a mala and go up into the Himalayas and meditate." T...
The reason why Men are not allowed to give advice in Love-Columns of Magazines: Hi! I`m a lady aged 26 married & have one kid. Last week my husba...
Lady: How much beer do you drink a day?
Man: Usually about 3 beers.
Lady: And How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5 with a tip.
A man finds a beautiful girl in an airline uniform at an airport cafe sitting next to him...He thinks to himself:She is a flight attendant, but w...
The Students of MBBS were attending their 1st Biochemistry Class. They all gathered around the Lab table with a Urine sample. The Professor dip H...
Banta`s driving along the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls. He sees a little bar up the way and he pulls into the parking lo...