Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. One of the old Grandmas yelled out ...
A Bihari, a Bengali and our Santa were arguing on the hospital ward who was the most careless. The Bihari guy said, "I`m the most careless, this ...
This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk. The French policeman stops his car and asks the gentleman if he has been drinking...
Golfer: Think I`m going to drown myself in the lake.
Caddy: Think you can keep your head down that long?
Golfer: I`d move heaven an...
Woman goes to travel agent and says, "Honeymoon Ka Sasta Package Hai koi?"
Agent says, "Ji Mam, 50k mein 3N/4D in Bangkok including flight...
I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall...
A young teenage college guy send a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.
My Dear Tina, please answer the following questionnaire. ...
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond comp...
1. Always order soup 1 by 2. That way you get more if you had ordered 1 soup with an extra bowl.
2. When ordering sugar cane juice, first ...
A Jew gets pulled over for speeding. Jew: Is there a problem, officer?
Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
Jew: Oh, I see.
Offi...
The amount of Maggi Noodles we have eaten, if it really contained that much lead, the men would be Natraj HB pencils by now and and the ladies w...
Not too long ago, there was a woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. She decide...
2 Dost Daaru Pee Ke Apni Gaadi Se Gahr Jaa Rahe The. Tabhi Ek Dost Chillaya, "Deewar... Abbe Samne Dekh Deewar Hai.... Deewar... Dewaar Dekh Kami...
I never take risk while drinking.
When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking,
I can hear the noise of utensils in the ...
A lawyer had a wife and 12 kids and needed to move as his rental agreement was coming to an end for the home where he lived but was having diffic...