A Pole, an Italian, and a Jew, all first-time fathers-to-be, are pacing nervously in the Maternity Ward...
A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn`t seem to be breathing, his...
Driving into the city this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new red Mustang doing...
A sale representative stops at a small manufacturing plant. He presents a box of cigars to the manager as a gift.
"No, thanks," says the p...
A lot of ladies used to sit together every evening in a park and talk non stop. One day they were sitting very...
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His...
The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting... on a Saturday morning...
There was an english man, who was singing, "There was a cold day," whilst having a shit in cinema toilets.
Our Banta walks by...
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Woman goes to travel agent and says, "Honeymoon Ka Sasta Package Hai koi?"
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A young teenage college guy send a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.
My Dear Tina, please answer the following questionnaire. ...
A Jew gets pulled over for speeding. Jew: Is there a problem, officer?
Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
Jew: Oh, I see.
Offi...
Ek Aadmi Samundar Mein Nahate Huye Doobne Laga Toh Usne Dua Ki: Hey Bhagvan ! Agar Mein Bach Gaya Toh Biryani Ki Deg Garibo Ko Khilaunga. Tabhi E...
1. Always order soup 1 by 2. That way you get more if you had ordered 1 soup with an extra bowl.
2. When ordering sugar cane juice, first ...