|A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening betw...|
|Kitni Ajeeb Duniya Hai Ye, Yahan Auratein Dusri Auraton Ki Buraiyaan Karti Nahin Thakti, Jabki Aadmi Dusri Auraton Ki Tareef Karte Nahin Thakte. ...|
|A disciple went to his guru asking for tips to attain enlightenment. The guru advised, "Take a mala and go up into the Himalayas and meditate."|
|An airliner is fully boarded and ready to push-off from the gate, when two blind pilots enter the main cabin. The pilots both are wearing dark gl...|
|Greatest scientists of all times were invited to a reunion...|
Newton said he`d drop in.
Socrates said he`d think about it.
|A young man and a priest are golfing together. At a short par-3 the priest asks, "What are you going to use on this hole, my son?"|
|Once upon a time there was an archery contest. The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position. He takes a deep bre...|
|A blonde called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions, when it did...|
|If you don`t laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it`s real! Next time you have a bad day ...|
|Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?|
A: No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offen...
|He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions...|
|In the days when you couldn`t count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to India She was registered to stay in a sm...|
|Jeeto was very fat. She weighed 100 kilos, and she was getting heavier every month, so she went to see her doctor. He said, "You need a diet, Jee...|
|Ek Eingineer Ko Yeh Dekh Kar Badi Hairat Hui Ki Andar Ke Kamre Mein Ek Bail Kolhu Kheench Raha Hai Aur Teli Bahar Baitha Chilam Pee Raha Hai. Eng...|