|Dharam Pita... not real father.|
Dharam Maa... not real mother.
Dharam Putra... not real son....
|A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.|
Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I...
|Sunny Leone: Mujhe Koi aisi Sabzi Do Jiske 7 Phaayde Hon !|
Sabziwaala: Ye Lo Madam Gajar !!!
1. Pasand Aaye Toh Aloo Matar Ke Saath...
|A lion was getting married and all animals attended the wedding. Every animal stood a distance and wished then lion. A mouse came and climbed to ...|
|In Korea, when a patient is taken to hospital, a white wristband is placed on their left arm. These wristbands contain the patient`s name and inf...|
|It has been brought to management`s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of no...|
|Fred is 34 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren`t you married? Can`t you find a woman who will be a good wife?"|
|A real woman is a man`s best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort...|
|10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.|
9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you`re on the road...
|Boy: I Love You!|
Gal: Agar Main bhi tumse I Love You Kahun Toh??
Boy: Main Toh Khushi Se Marrr Jaaunga.
Gal: Jaa Pagle, Nahi...
|Ek Pathan Ke 3 Bachche Hue, Usne Unke Naam Rakhe:|
1) Hasrat Khan
2) Harkat Khan
3) Barkat Khan
Kuch Time Baad Phir...
|Santa: Oyee ! Tumne Apni Sagai Kyun Tod Di ??|
Pappu: Papa, Uska Koi Boyfriend Nahin Tha.
Santa: To Phir Problem Kya Hai...
|After years of his wife`s pleading, this rich good ole` boy finally goes with her to her little local Church on Sunday morning. He was so moved b...|
|FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.|
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days...