A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be...
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing whe...
Brahma: System installer
Vishnu: System operator
Shiva: "System programmer
Narad: Data Transmitter...
An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand...
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed, to make serving drinks more efficient. A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "W...
When you take a long time, you`re slow. When your boss takes a long time, he`s thorough.
When you don`t do it, you`re lazy...
1. Agar aap Black Goggles, pistol aur fuddu se Coat mein apna DP set karte hai to aap cool nahi @aapchutiyehain.
2. Mall ke andar shades.....
Once, all villages decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the people gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella - That`s...
This guy was having a problem with mice in his apartment. "Dude," he told a friend, "I`ve tried everything and those damn mice keep coming back."...
Two High Court lawyers hired a secretary from a small town in the hills. She was attractive, and really hot but it was obvious that she knew noth...
A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a...
Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked ...
Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later Santa take...
Santa enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'
The salesman assured him that...
A cop stops his patrol car when he sees Banta and his girlfriend sitting on the curb. Banta is laying on his side with his pants pulled down, the...