Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, k...
Whenever I feel depressed in my life... I open my E-Mail spam inbox... and I find: 10 banks are giving me easy loans.
I have won GBP 1000000...
Two boys were struggling with a huge table in a doorway. They pushed and pulled and upped it and downed it until both were exhausted.
Betw...
Mullah Nasruddin returned home grinning foolishly on a festival holiday and his wife wondered aloud about what was so funny. Mullah revealed that...
One evening a man was very impressed with the meat entree his wife had served. "What did you marinate this in?" he asked.
His wife immedia...
Ricky was at the mall and went into a toy shop, picked up a toy plane, gave the shopkeeper Monopoly money and started to leave. The shopkeeper to...
A community orchestra was plagued by attendance problems. Several musicians were absent at each rehearsal. As a matter of fact, every player in t...
A man was sent to prison for 20 years. He was so bored while in there; he found an ant and decided to teach it tricks - like beg, play dead, roll...
Santa dials a number. A Girl answered.
Santa: Hello... Kaun?
Girl: Main Seeta...
Sardar: O Teri!!! Yeh Toh Ayodhya Lag Gaya....
1. Mother-in-law: In India - A woman capable of making your life miserable.
Outside India - A woman you never fight with, because where el...
Pappu Ke Dada Aur Dadi Ne Apni Jawani Ke Dino Ko Taaza Karne Ka Socha. Unhone Faisla Kiya Ke Vo Phir Se Darya Ke Kinaray Milenge. Dada Tayyar-Sha...
Manmohan Singhji Sabji Kharidne Gaye.
Manmohan Singh: Bhai Sahab, Ye Bhindi Kya Bhaav Hai?
Sabjiwala: Ab Rulaoge Kya? Free Mein Le Ja...
Santa Ke Hip Pe Chot Lag Gayi. Vo Doctor Ke Paas Jaa Kar Check Karwaata Hai. Doctor Kehta Hai: Santa ji Taanke Lagaane Padenge.
Santa: O K...
Ek Baar Santa Restaurant Mein Jaata Hai Aur Zor Se Bolta Hai: Mujhe Ek Bottle Champagne Chahiye Aur Baaki Sab Jo Yahan Baithe Hain Unko Bhi Champ...
A to Z story of the Sheena Bora murder case:
A & B (a couple in Guwahati) adopt C (a girl). When C is a teenager, she is allegedly impregn...