|An Avid Sportsman and hunter, Tim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, not long after the honeymoon, he was getting...|
|A man in the pub orders a beer. He gets it and begins to drink it and notices the beer is kind of warm. So he mentions something to the bartender...|
|In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem. One day an acquaintance ran up to the great philosopher and said, "Socr...|
|"We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed."|
"We will do it" means "You will do it."
"You have done a great job" means...
|Lady: How much beer do you drink a day?|
Man: Usually about 3 beers.
Lady: And How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5 with a tip.
|One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed Little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The young ...|
|A man finds a beautiful girl in an airline uniform at an airport cafe sitting next to him...He thinks to himself:She is a flight attendant, but w...|
|Group of army officers were sent to another town for training camp. Before leaving the rest of them decided to pull a fast one on one of the offi...|
|The Students of MBBS were attending their 1st Biochemistry Class. They all gathered around the Lab table with a Urine sample. The Professor dip H...|
|Pauly`s family is at dinner, the 10-year-old daughter isn`t eating much, and she just keeps her head down. After a few minutes, she says, "I have...|
|An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called... and that on the few occasions...|
|Once Mrs. Aggarwal was being cross examined in Court by a lawyer. Mrs. Aggarwal had said that she was a partner in her husband`s firm, but the la...|
|I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead I bought a raffle ticked for a brand new car. When I got home, ...|
|A blonde went into a pet shop and asked the owner if he had any parrots. The owner replied, "Sorry, I don`t have any at the moment."|