A community orchestra was plagued by attendance problems. Several musicians were absent at each rehearsal. As a matter of fact, every player in t...
A man was sent to prison for 20 years. He was so bored while in there; he found an ant and decided to teach it tricks - like beg, play dead, roll...
Santa dials a number. A Girl answered.
Santa: Hello... Kaun?
Girl: Main Seeta...
Sardar: O Teri!!! Yeh Toh Ayodhya Lag Gaya....
1. Mother-in-law: In India - A woman capable of making your life miserable.
Outside India - A woman you never fight with, because where el...
A couple bought themselves a squirrel pet. One night they went out for dinner and locked the squirrel in the closet. Later that night a thief bro...
Now that I`m `Older` (but refuse to grow up), here`s what I`ve discovered.
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in...
"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?" The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.
"Madam,...
A wise old Texas rancher went to town to trade for a pickup truck he saw advertised in the paper for an unbelievably low price. After showing the...
Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top.A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing. "We` re supposed to ...
Pappu Ke Dada Aur Dadi Ne Apni Jawani Ke Dino Ko Taaza Karne Ka Socha. Unhone Faisla Kiya Ke Vo Phir Se Darya Ke Kinaray Milenge. Dada Tayyar-Sha...
Manmohan Singhji Sabji Kharidne Gaye.
Manmohan Singh: Bhai Sahab, Ye Bhindi Kya Bhaav Hai?
Sabjiwala: Ab Rulaoge Kya? Free Mein Le Ja...
A guy meets a childhood pal. "What are you doing for yourself these days?"
"I`m a fireman."
"Oh yeah? My 15-year-old kid wants to b...
Dress Code:
You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we...
Six-year-old Annie returns home from school and says that today she had her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, very interested, ...