|Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spotted survivors of a ship that had just sunk. "Follow me son" the older father shark said to the s...|
|Some Greeting cards you won`t see.... but would probably sell.|
OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am.
INSIDE: That ...
|A climber fell off a cliff, and as he tumbled down, he caught hold of a small branch wedged in the rock. "HELP! IS THERE ANYBODY UP THERE?" he sh...|
|Carl was talking to a girl in a New York City bar. He asked, "Can I get you a drink?"|
The girl replied, "Certainly."
Carl then aske...
|One employee of the pharma company goes to his boss and asks for leave. "Sir, my wife is pregnant and is unable to do the household work. I think...|
|The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing Rs.1000/- bet. The bartender would squeez...|
|Father Murphy was playing golf with a parishioner. On the first hole, he sliced into the rough. His opponent heard him mutter "Hoover !" under hi...|
|A man went into a bank and asked to borrow three thousand dollars for a month. The loan officer asked what collateral the man had...|
|3 Log Swarg Ke Dwar Per Khade The.|
GOD: Sirf 1 Hi Andar Aayega...
1st: Mai Pujari Tha. Saari Umar Aapki Sewa Ki Hai.
|Jethro walks all the way into town to get a physical. The doctor hands him a specimen cup and says, "I need a urine sample."|
Jethro goes i...
|A young air force officer had a very beautiful wife. Early each morning he left his house and went to the airport, and an hour later his wife alw...|
|A woman gets cheated by her husband. Devastated, she doesn`t know how to continue to live her life. She hears that there`s a very wise monk who l...|
|To appear Sharper: "Can you go back to the previous slide?"|
To appear Pragmatic: "Let`s look at the Timelines."
To appear Senior: "...
|A solution to all of your drinking troubles: Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet.|
Fault: Mouth not ...