select top 12 jokeid,heading,imagepath,snippet,catid,catname,row_number() over (order by jokeid desc) as row from jokes_view where parentid=1
|Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.|
Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best res...
|An American delegation on a visit to India were being shown round the capital. In the evening they were taken to the Secretariat for a panoramic ...|
|The skipper of a tramp steamer, in writing up the log recording an eventful day, rounded off his task with the entry: "Mate intoxicated."|
|In a Nursery School Canteen, there was a basket of Apples with a notice written over it: Do not take more than one, God is watching. On the other...|
|A burglar has just made it into the house he`s intending ransacking, and he`s looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice ...|
|A new metal is added to chemistry:|
Light when first found...
|A customer complaint to the Irish Railway Company. The following is a customer complaint to the Irish Railway Company.|
Gentlemen, I have bee...
|Gabbar was more than just a ruthless Dacoit he was also a management and marketing genius. Just have a look at all that we can learn from his ent...|
|Wife: Can you help me in the gardening ?|
Husband: What do you think I am... a gardener ?
Wife: Can you fix the door handle ?
|One day a Professor was talking about marriage in the class.|
Professor: What kind of Wife would you like Pappu?
Pappu: I would want...
|Two women friends met after many years. "Tell me," said one, "What happened to your son?"|
"My son? the poor, poor lad!" sighed the other. "W...
|3 Idiots Part 2|
Teacher: Aap Muskura Kyon Rahe Ho?
Rancho: Bahut Dino Se...
|"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!" the irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.|
|A husband and a wife were sleeping. Suddenly, a sound of a car screeching was heard outside. The wife woke up and shouted, "Oh it must be my husb...|