College Clerk: Beta yeh form tumne galat bhar diya hai. Yahaan address nahin naam likhna tha.
Student: Vikas Puri mera naam hi hai jee.
College Clerk: Achcha aur pita ka naam ?
Student: Ji Janak Puri.
College Clerk: Achch Dadaji ka naam ?
Student: Trilok Puri.
College Clerk: Hey Bhagwaan beta jaate jaate apni maaji ka naam bhi bata do.
Student: Maya Puri.
College Clerk: Main yeh sub nahin maanta. Koi aaya he tumhare saath family se tumhari admission ke liye.
Student: Ji mera bara bhai yeh.
College Clerk: Aapka naam ?
Bhai: Govind Puri!
I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports car.
Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?"
I said, "If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend."
He said, "Why? Is she a stunner?"
I said, "No, she's an optician."
A man woke up from sleep and found a letter on top of the fridge.
He took the letter and it reads: It is no more working and I can not continue staying here, I am gone and till something is done about it, I am not going to come back.
He opened the fridge and brought out a chilled drink and took a sip.
With surprise on his face, he said, "But the fridge is working now! What the hell is she talking about?"
1. Agar aapko kutta kaat le to aap usay kaat lein, hisaab baraabar....
2. Doodh phat jaaye to safed dhagay se siii lein.... Kisi ko pataa nahi chalega.
3. Agar aap ke baal girtay hon to mundan karwa lein, Phir nahi girenge.....
4. Agar rang gora karna ho toh, machhli kha k doodh pee lein, Safed ho jaaoge....
5. Agar gale me dard ho to kisi se gala dabwa lain... Phir kabhi dard nahi hoga....
6. Agar aap ke paaon ki ediyan phat jayen aur koi cold cream asar na kare to aap sui dhaaga lekar siii lain....
7. Agar aap ke haath main bahut dard hai to ek mazboot hatthaudi lain aur zor se paaon pe maaren... Yaqeen karen aap haath ka dard bhool jaayenge....
8. Agar aap ke daant me keeda lag jaaye to ek do haftay tak kuchh Khayen peeyen nahi... Keera andar hi bhookha mar jaayega...
9. Agar aap ko raat main neend nahi aati to aankhon main ek ek Drop Elfy daal lain, Aap ko neend bhi achchhi aayegi aur subah aankh bhi nahi khulegi....
Totkon se phayda ho toh duaon mein yaad rakhana.... Warna khush to main waise bhi hoon....