|After years of his wife`s pleading, this rich good ole` boy finally goes with her to her little local Church on Sunday morning. He was so moved b...|
|If you can convince a female in less than 5 minutes then she is your mom.|
If you can convince a female in 15 minutes then she is your sist...
|A man goes into a bar, he`s really pissed off. He sits down and orders a beer. "What`s wrong?" The barman asks him.|
"Lawyers are assholes!" ...
|Ek Pathan Ke 3 Bachche Hue, Usne Unke Naam Rakhe:|
1) Hasrat Khan
2) Harkat Khan
3) Barkat Khan
Kuch Time Baad Phir...
|A man who makes coffin was on his way to deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down. Trying not to be late he put the coffin on his head ...|
|Boy: I Love You!|
Gal: Agar Main bhi tumse I Love You Kahun Toh??
Boy: Main Toh Khushi Se Marrr Jaaunga.
Gal: Jaa Pagle, Nahi...
|FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.|
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days...
|Pati: Saab, Meri Patni Gum Ho Gayi Hai!!!|
Postmaster: Oye, Andhaa Hai Kya ??? Ye Post Office Hai, Police Station Jaa Na.
|A King of a Kingdom called his Prime Minister and asked, like there are Brilliant people in his State will there be Idiots available?|
|Pati: Priye, Kal Subah Kya Tum Mere Saath Yoga Class Chalna Pasand Karogi?|
Patni: Tum Kehna Kya Chahte Ho, Main Kya Moti Ho Gayi Hoon?
|A woman received a call that her daughter was sick. She stopped by the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car...|
|Ek Sharaabi ek Pahunche Huye BABA Ke Aashram Mein Gaya.|
Sharaabi: Maharaj, Main Aapki Sharan Mein Aaya Hun.... Mujh Per Kripa Kijiye.
|Dear Staff, Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm. It is advised that you co...|
|Believe it or not.... Lawyers are the most preferred husbands for ladies. Surprised? Don`t be, I asked a girl why do you prefer a lawyer to marry...|