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Excess of every thing is bad!

Mulla Nasruddin's family was upset because the girl he was planning to marry was an atheist.

"We'll not have you marrying an atheist," his mother said.

"What can I do? I love her," the young Nasruddin said.

"Well," said his mother, "if she loves you, she will do anything you ask. You should talk religion to her. If you are persistent, you can win her over."

Several weeks went by, then one morning at breakfast the young Mulla seemed absolutely brokenhearted.

"What's the matter?" his mother asked. "I thought you were making such good progress in your talks about religion to your young girlfriend."

"That's the trouble," said Nasruddin. I over did it. Last night she told me that, she was so convinced that she is going to study to be a nun.

The Ramayana

One day, Mickey Mouse asks Donald Duck to tell him Ramayana.

Donald duck is impressed and starts reading verses from Ramayana.

Mickey Mouse continues to listen. After completing the whole Ramayan, Donald Duck lets out a big sigh and asks Mickey Mouse, "Mickey Mouse, tell me... who was the father of Lord Ram?"

Mickey Mouse cannot. Angry, Donald duck, again asks, " Mickey Mouse!!! tell me... what was the capital of Ram's kingdom!"

Mickey Mouse cannot answer again.

Infuriated, Donald Duck kicks Mickey Mouse hard, and MickeyMouse goes and collides with a wall. As soon as he collides with the wall,he gets up and starts saying verses of Ramayana from start to end....

How did this happen???

Think Think....

After hitting the wall, Mickey becomes Wall-Mickey (Valmiki)...

....... Bolo Jai Shree Ram

The English Teacher!

"Yo, Mrs. Miller," said the bearded guy behind the counter at the bagel shop.

My husband and I looked at him but drew complete blanks.

"I'm sorry, do we know each other?" I asked.

"Yeah, you were my English teacher."

Leaning over, my husband whispered, "Good job, Honey, good job."

Reaching Enlightenment!

Mulla Nasruddin was walking in the bazaar with a large group of followers. Whatever Nasruddin did, his followers immediately copied. Every few steps Nasruddin would stop and shake his hands in the air, touch his feet and jump up yelling "Hu Hu Hu!". So his followers would also stop and do exactly the same thing.

One of the merchants, who knew Nasreddin, quietly asked him: "What are you doing my old friend? Why are these people imitating you?"

"I have become a Sufi Sheikh," replied Nasreddin. "These are my Murids (spiritual seekers), I am helping them reach enlightenment!"

"How do you know when they reach enlightenment?"

"That's the easy part! Every morning I count them. The ones who have left - have reached enlightenment!"

Quotes

The best friend is likely to acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is based on the talent for friendship.

Trivia

'Dreamt' is the only word in the English language that ends with 'MT'.

Graffiti

Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law.