|It`s 3:00 A.M. and Goldie wakes up to see her husband pacing the floor. "Morris, why can`t you sleep?" she asks him.|
"You know our next door...
|Bank`s ATM Officer goes to a South Indian restaurant.|
He asks the waiter: What have you got?
Waiter: Idly , vada, uppma, pongal, do...
|Ever since Rob was a child, he had a fear of someone under his bed at night. So he went to a Psychiatrist and told him, "I`ve got problems. Every...|
|A retired older couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, bu...|
|Once a lawyer was travelling by train in A/c class. He was traveling from New Delhi to Mumbai! He was traveling alone! Some time later, a Beautif...|
|A young blonde pilot is beginning flying lessons and is in a two-seater airplane with just the instructor pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. ...|
|Nawaz Sharif, just finished a speech at the UN, walks out into the lobby where he meets President Obama. They shake hands and walk together in th...|
|Stan is seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barge in holding their newborn baby.|
"Stop! You can`t d...
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear fir...|
|Once Badshah Akbar` s army was engaged in a prolonged war. As a result his royal wealth ("shahi khazana") was nearly exhausted. He asked Birbal: ...|
|A duck walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender.|
The bartender says "What can I get you?"...
|After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God. God asks Bush, "What do you believe in?"|
|Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath So Raha Tha Tabhi Achanak Bolta Hai: Bheega Sa Lagta Hai Aalam Mujhe, Bheegi Si Lagti Hai Subah Mujhe, Bheega Lag Raha H...|
|Wife calls her scientist husband... "Honey... It`s Friday... you`re late..."|
"I`m busy with my team in an experiment."