It`s 3:00 A.M. and Goldie wakes up to see her husband pacing the floor. "Morris, why can`t you sleep?" she asks him.
"You know our next door...
Bank`s ATM Officer goes to a South Indian restaurant.
He asks the waiter: What have you got?
Waiter: Idly , vada, uppma, pongal, do...
Ever since Rob was a child, he had a fear of someone under his bed at night. So he went to a Psychiatrist and told him, "I`ve got problems. Every...
A retired older couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, bu...
Once a lawyer was travelling by train in A/c class. He was traveling from New Delhi to Mumbai! He was traveling alone! Some time later, a Beautif...
A young blonde pilot is beginning flying lessons and is in a two-seater airplane with just the instructor pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. ...
Nawaz Sharif, just finished a speech at the UN, walks out into the lobby where he meets President Obama. They shake hands and walk together in th...
Stan is seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barge in holding their newborn baby.
"Stop! You can`t d...
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear fir...
The lady was embarrassed and apologetic to the priest after church service was over, "Reverend, I hope you didn`t take it personally, when my hus...
Once Badshah Akbar` s army was engaged in a prolonged war. As a result his royal wealth ("shahi khazana") was nearly exhausted. He asked Birbal: ...
A duck walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender.
The bartender says "What can I get you?"...
After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God. God asks Bush, "What do you believe in?"
Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath So Raha Tha Tabhi Achanak Bolta Hai: Bheega Sa Lagta Hai Aalam Mujhe, Bheegi Si Lagti Hai Subah Mujhe, Bheega Lag Raha H...
Wife calls her scientist husband... "Honey... It`s Friday... you`re late..."
"I`m busy with my team in an experiment."
"Whats that?...