|A community orchestra was plagued by attendance problems. Several musicians were absent at each rehearsal. As a matter of fact, every player in t...|
|A man was sent to prison for 20 years. He was so bored while in there; he found an ant and decided to teach it tricks - like beg, play dead, roll...|
|Santa dials a number. A Girl answered.|
Santa: Hello... Kaun?
Girl: Main Seeta...
Sardar: O Teri!!! Yeh Toh Ayodhya Lag Gaya....
|1. Mother-in-law: In India - A woman capable of making your life miserable.|
Outside India - A woman you never fight with, because where el...
|A couple bought themselves a squirrel pet. One night they went out for dinner and locked the squirrel in the closet. Later that night a thief bro...|
|Now that I`m `Older` (but refuse to grow up), here`s what I`ve discovered.|
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
|My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in...|
|"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?" The irate customer calling the newspaper
office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.|
|A wise old Texas rancher went to town to trade for a pickup truck he saw advertised in the paper for an unbelievably low price. After showing the...|
|Pappu Ke Dada Aur Dadi Ne Apni Jawani Ke Dino Ko Taaza Karne Ka Socha. Unhone Faisla Kiya Ke Vo Phir Se Darya Ke Kinaray Milenge. Dada Tayyar-Sha...|
|Manmohan Singhji Sabji Kharidne Gaye.|
Manmohan Singh: Bhai Sahab, Ye Bhindi Kya Bhaav Hai?
Sabjiwala: Ab Rulaoge Kya? Free Mein Le Ja...
|A guy meets a childhood pal. "What are you doing for yourself these days?"|
"I`m a fireman."
"Oh yeah? My 15-year-old kid wants to b...
You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we...
|Six-year-old Annie returns home from school and says that today she had her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, very interested, ...|