Tax his land, tax his bed, Tax the table at which he`s fed.
Tax his tractor, tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his co...
Little Johnny blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he`s liable to b...
A young couple is on their honeymoon. The husband is sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my...
Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet.
Fault: Mouth not open or glass being applied to wrong part of ...
No train from India to Bangladesh - Didi disappointed.
No special bogies in every train for Dharna - Kejriwal disappointed.
No rese...
By the time you read through this you will understand TANJOOBERRYMUTTS and then you will be ready to take on China! Believe me, you`ll understand...
Little Johnny and his grandmother were shopping in a department store. Little Johnny wanted to go to the toy department, but grandmother said tha...
Manglu: Apne Pasandeeda Hair Cuting Salon Mein Shave Karwaane Pahuncha. Shave Karwate Samaye Uska Dhyaan Baaju Waali Khali Kursi Par Gaya Toh Usn...
Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did your hear the news - Mike Reid is dead??!!!"
"Woah, what the hell happened to him?"
Ladki: Chalo Aaj Kahin Bahar Chalte Hain Dinner Ke Liye.
Ladka, Jo Ek Hr Manager Hai: Theek Hai.
Ladki: Kahan Leke Chaloge?
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Banta Suhagrat Pe Apni Nayi Naveli Dulhan Ke Paas Jaa Ke Baith Gay Aur Bade Pyaar Se Samjhane Laga: Banta: Dekho, Sabse Pyaar Se Rehna, Sabki Res...
Ek Paani Puri Wale Ka Menu:
Paani Puri : 10 Rs.
Special Paani Puri : 20 Rs.
Extra Special Paani Puri : 30 Rs.
Double ...
Jab Banta College Mein Tha, Toh Uske Bholepan Ki Wajah Se Ek Ladki Se Uski Dosti Ho Gayi. Ek Din Dono Ka Program Bana Ki Aaj Date Pe Chalte Hai A...
Bahut Jyada Shaitaniyo Aur Faltu Ki Bakwas Karne Ki Vajah Se Pappu Ek Bar Fail Ho Gaya. Teacher Ne Santa Ko Class Mein Bulaya Aur Boli: Tumhara L...
Pappu Ki Harkaton Se Tang Aa Kar Santa Ne Usko Hostel Mein Dal Diya. Ek Din Hostel Ke Room Mein Baith Ke Vo Jor Jor Se Ro Raha Tha. Uske Friend B...