The fishing season hasn`t opened and a fisherman who doesn`t have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks, "Any luck?"<...
A lady goes into Walmart to buy a rod and reel for her husband. She doesn`t know which one to get, so walks over to the register. A Walmart assoc...
A seafood restaurant had a sign in the window that read, "Big Lobster Tales, $5 each."
Amazed at the great value, a man stopped in and ask...
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do the housework. They hired a lovely lass for the job. She worked out fine, was...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he would spend it on the golf course. After arriving at the club house, he was told that the on...
A politician gives a stump speech in an Indian reservation, trying to garner the Native American ballot. "If elected, I promise better education ...
A woman pulls over at the gas station, gets out of her car, opens the hood, and checks the engine oil. After a few seconds of intelligent thinkin...
A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usual...
Mr Anantharaman Subbaraman from Tamil Nadu was waiting for clearance in US airport for over an hour. He went to the counter and asked, "Why are y...
Gavaskar had decided to relinquish his opening position and come in at no 4 for that test. But, Malcolm Marshall fired out Anshuman Gaekwad and ...
It is said that once Russi Mody, of Tata`s, was on an official trip to Bombay.Even though it was a Sunday morning, Russi had to visit Bombay Hous...
As the old man lies dying in the bedroom, out in the parlor the family discusses funeral arrangements. Son Gary says, "We`ll make a real big thin...
Two old friends, Paddy and Mick, went on a fishing trip together. Because neither were especially avid fishermen, they rented all their equipment...
Imran, a Pakistani citizen aged 72, is visiting London for the first time. He decides to skip the afternoon siesta and explore the city on his ow...
A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the man's truck and said, "Why are these penguins...