|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. H...|
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|Woman1: Oh! You got a haircut! That`s so cute!|
Woman2: Do you think so? I wasn`t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don`t think...
|Seamus is having a bit of trouble seeing things at a distance so he goes into an opticians for an eye test. The optician asks him to cover his ri...|
|A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. he plac...|
|Harry was finally a groom and was very excited about his upcoming marriage. He was on his way out of the office when his boss came over to him wi...|
|A warning to all you drivers, be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and Police are out there checking on people. La...|
|An old French woman had a small shop in her village for years, until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little ...|
|A boy who loses his eye from an accident goes to the doctor gets a wooden replacement. Of course, he is extremely self-conscious about his new wo...|
|Santa Ne Delhi Se Apni Wife Ko Chandigarh Phone Kiya Toh Naukar Ne Phone Uthaya.|
Santa: Madam Se Baat Karvao Meri.
Naukar: Wo Toh S...
|After a night on the town, a young woman brought a new friend home for a late-night drink. "You can`t make any noise," she warned him. "My parent...|
|Yesterday I was talking to my doctor and after knowing my occupation he advised: You must exercise more. Don`t buy cold drinks from stalls. Drink...|
|An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a highway patrol officer stopped her. "I`m not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wa...|
|There was this ancient story teller. One of his stories was about a Kingdom that was having a lot of crime so the King said, "Whoever comes up wi...|