An old lady had always wanted to travel abroad. Now that she was getting on in years, she thought she would really like to do so before she died....
The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. H...
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read th...
Woman1: Oh! You got a haircut! That`s so cute!
Woman2: Do you think so? I wasn`t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don`t think...
Seamus is having a bit of trouble seeing things at a distance so he goes into an opticians for an eye test. The optician asks him to cover his ri...
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. he plac...
Harry was finally a groom and was very excited about his upcoming marriage. He was on his way out of the office when his boss came over to him wi...
A warning to all you drivers, be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and Police are out there checking on people. La...
An old French woman had a small shop in her village for years, until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little ...
A boy who loses his eye from an accident goes to the doctor gets a wooden replacement. Of course, he is extremely self-conscious about his new wo...
Santa Ne Delhi Se Apni Wife Ko Chandigarh Phone Kiya Toh Naukar Ne Phone Uthaya.
Santa: Madam Se Baat Karvao Meri.
Naukar: Wo Toh S...
Yesterday I was talking to my doctor and after knowing my occupation he advised: You must exercise more. Don`t buy cold drinks from stalls. Drink...
Operation Ke Liye Behoshi Ka injection Lagane Se Pehle Doctor Ne Aurat Se Pucha: Aapki Age Kitni Hai?
Lady Patient: 28 Saal.
Doctor Ne ...
Grandma made such beautiful pies. One day I asked her, "How do you get such beautiful pies with the crimps around the edge so even?"
"Well...
There was this ancient story teller. One of his stories was about a Kingdom that was having a lot of crime so the King said, "Whoever comes up wi...