Rahul Gandhi walks into a Bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning Ma`am, would you please cash this cheque for...
A Department of Water Resources representative stops at a Texas ranch and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, I need to inspect your...
A young man`s mother was now living in the big city and he didn`t see her that often. His father was no longer around and he was worried that his...
Subah Subah Jeeto Ne Santa Se Newspaper Maanga. Santa: Kitni Backward Ho Tum, Duniya Kahan Se Kahan Pahunch Gayi Aur Tum Newspaper Maang Rahi Ho?...
Rahul Gandhi called up Domino`s and shouted at the branch manager: You idiot, I just received delivery of pizza from your boy and there`s nothing...
First Woman: Oh, you got a haircut! That`s so cute!
Second Woman: Do you think so? I wasn`t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you ...
There are 3 kinds of people:
1. Educated
2. Uneducated
3. IIN pass out
WARNING: IIN spreading faster than swine flu.....
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making sev...
In a small town, a man just opened a small store selling trumpets and guns. One day his neighbor pays him a visit and says, "So how is your stran...
Grandma was nearly ninety years of age when she won 1,000,000 pounds on the football pools. Her family were extremely worried about her heart and...
Muktitasking: Women`s brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time. Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook. Men`s brains are...
Who is Dronacharya: The Mentor. The employee who doesn`t like working himself but is always ready to guide and train new joiners.
Who is B...
The amount of Maggi Noodles we have eaten, if it really contained that much lead, the men would be Natraj HB pencils by now and and the ladies w...
A China-man decides to retire and move to USA after 50 years of living in Shanghai. He bought a home on a small piece of land. A few days after m...
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order Chicken Surprise. The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as ...