Dave was feeling depressed, and his best friend Keith decided to take Dave to the Pub, to try and cheer him up. He asked Dave what was it that wa...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?"
A woman needed to visit the doctor`s office just to have her throat swabbed for a culture. She sat in the waiting room for quite some time with h...
A man calls a refrigerator repair service. "My refrigerator isn`t working."
"What kind is it?"
"It`s a small one....
A fine-looking gentleman sat down in the main dining room of an expensive restaurant. He ordered a big dinner and spent an hour enjoying himself....
Two mothers were talking about their sons.
The first said, "My son is such a saint. He works hard, doesn`t smoke, and he hasn`t so much as l...
Boss, to four of his employees, "I`m really sorry, but I`m going to have to let one of you go."
Black Employee, "I`m a protected minority....
A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things - chickens, cows, crops, ...
An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife`s birthday and their anniversary. He opened an accou...
I had a blind date last night. But I was concerned - What do I do if she`s really someone I don`t like at all ? I`ll be stuck with her with no ea...
A girl showed interest in only marrying a lawyer. I asked the girl, "Why do you prefer a lawyer to marry?"
She said, "They bow their head wh...
A father had promised his two young sons he would take them on a fishing trip. The boys were digging for fishing bait in their parents` garden. U...
A woman gets cheated by her husband. Devastated, she doesn`t know how to continue to live her life. She heard that there`s a very wise monk who l...
Anyone who has raised, or even just been around, a toddler knows these things are true. Toddlers and drunks are EERILY similar!
No persona...
A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie`s house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman...