|Dave was feeling depressed, and his best friend Keith decided to take Dave to the Pub, to try and cheer him up. He asked Dave what was it that wa...|
|Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?"|
|A woman needed to visit the doctor`s office just to have her throat swabbed for a culture. She sat in the waiting room for quite some time with h...|
|A man calls a refrigerator repair service. "My refrigerator isn`t working."|
"What kind is it?"
"It`s a small one....
|A fine-looking gentleman sat down in the main dining room of an expensive restaurant. He ordered a big dinner and spent an hour enjoying himself....|
|Two mothers were talking about their sons.|
The first said, "My son is such a saint. He works hard, doesn`t smoke, and he hasn`t so much as l...
|Boss, to four of his employees, "I`m really sorry, but I`m going to have to let one of you go."|
Black Employee, "I`m a protected minority....
|A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things - chickens, cows, crops, ...|
|An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife`s birthday and their anniversary. He opened an accou...|
|A girl showed interest in only marrying a lawyer. I asked the girl, "Why do you prefer a lawyer to marry?"|
She said, "They bow their head wh...
|A father had promised his two young sons he would take them on a fishing trip. The boys were digging for fishing bait in their parents` garden. U...|
|A woman gets cheated by her husband. Devastated, she doesn`t know how to continue to live her life. She heard that there`s a very wise monk who l...|
|Anyone who has raised, or even just been around, a toddler knows these things are true. Toddlers and drunks are EERILY similar!|
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie`s house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman...|