select top 12 jokeid,heading,imagepath,snippet,catid,catname,row_number() over (order by jokeid desc) as row from jokes_view where parentid=1
|During their first date, the guy goes to the girl's house, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to get them a drink,...|
|One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw Santa and Banta eating grass by the road side. He ordered his...|
|It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed i...|
|A man is at work one day when he notices that his coworker is wearing an earring. This man knows his coworker to be a normally conservative fello...|
|One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, t...|
|An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went of...|
|A famous inspirational speaker said: Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn`t my wife...."|
Audience was in shock....
|As a restaurant owner, I hired a pianist and a harpist to entertain my customers. After several performances, I discovered...|
|We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you...|
|Two women friends met after many years. "Tell me," said one, "What happened to your son?"|
"My son? the poor, poor lad!" sighed the other. "W...
|One day a Professor was talking about marriage in the class.|
Professor: What kind of Wife would you like Pappu?
Pappu: I would want...
|"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!" the irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.|
|A husband and a wife were sleeping. Suddenly, a sound of a car screeching was heard outside. The wife woke up and shouted, "Oh it must be my husb...|
|A man went to meet his father in law to be and was chewing gum. The father in law shouted at him in a harsh voice: Young man, you`re coming to se...|