|A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came over the car`s radio telling them to disperse ...|
|Phil loved golf, but his eye sight had gotten so bad, that he couldn't find his ball once he'd hit it.|
He consulted with his wife, and she r...
|Sachin received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletiv...|
|A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, h...|
|A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by Banta, carrying a vacuum cleaner.|
'Good morning', said Bant...
|The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesma...|
|A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read th...|
|Side effects of alcohol.... and remedies!!!|
1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause- Glass is being held at incorrect angle...
|Santa, a small town prosecuting attorney, called his first witness to the stand in a trial - a grandmotherly, elderly woman.|
He approached h...
|A young straight couple was in love but they were so poor they could only afford to get married at a gay church. So they met with their gay pasto...|
|Santa Apni Marriage Anniversary Wale Din Apne Ghar Ke Bahar Udaas Sa Baitha Tha, Banta Ne Ye Dekha Aur Uske Paas Aakar Puchha.|
Banta: Oye ...
|With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital a...|
|Harry was stunned to come home from work one evening and find his wife stuffing all her belongings into a suitcase. "What on earth are you doing?...|
|After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Sainsbury`s.Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and pref...|