|A drunk walks into a crowded bar and takes the last barstool next to an older woman. After awhile, the woman starts to smell this horrible odor c...|
|Patient: Doctor Sahab, Jaldi Kuch Karo, Mere Pairon Par Ek Aurat Ne Gaadi Chadha Di.|
Doctor Ne Usko Achche Se Check Kiya, Aur Paaya Ki Bahut...
|Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?|
A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offende...
|One prisoner to another: How long are you in this jail ? |
|If you purchased Rs 1,00,000 of Delta Airlines stock 1 year ago, you would have Rs 4,900 today...|
|A blonde was standing in front of a coke machine, she put in 50 cents and a coke came out. She set it on top of the coke machine. Put in 50 more ...|
|A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up as it sometimes does.|
But then the wife suddenly stops and says ...
|The henpecked plumber rang the bell. The master and the mistress of the house came to the door together.|
As they all three stood in the hall...
|A farmer has to go out to plow his rental field about 5-6 miles from his farm. To get there he must drive his tractor, and his dog old Joe trots ...|
|Boy: I Love You!|
Gal: Agar Main bhi tumse I Love You Kahun Toh??
Boy: Main Toh Khushi Se Marrr Jaaunga.
Gal: Jaa Pagle, Nahi...
|Ek Pathan Ke 3 Bachche Hue, Usne Unke Naam Rakhe:|
1) Hasrat Khan
2) Harkat Khan
3) Barkat Khan
Kuch Time Baad Phir...
|Santa: Oyee ! Tumne Apni Sagai Kyun Tod Di ??|
Pappu: Papa, Uska Koi Boyfriend Nahin Tha.
Santa: To Phir Problem Kya Hai...
|After years of his wife`s pleading, this rich good ole` boy finally goes with her to her little local Church on Sunday morning. He was so moved b...|
|FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.|
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days...