select top 12 jokeid,heading,imagepath,snippet,catid,catname,row_number() over (order by jokeid desc) as row from jokes_view where parentid=1
|Here are some medical terms and their humorous definations:Pharmacist -- A person who makes living in agriculture, Tablet -- A small table, Arter...|
|A painter had lived in his loft for six months, and by now it was filled with the paintings he had created. He worked day and night, stopping onl...|
|It`s November 1997, and Scottish-born Esra Tasasiz is living in Brussels, holding down a full-time job and hanging around a studio, singing on ho...|
|After being with her all evening, the man couldn`t take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend...|
|Santa went to Banta s house and said, 'Oye Banteya, lets go to London' |
Banta replied 'Yes Santa, par mainu English nahin aandi' (I can t...
|One of the few pontiffs in history with a rich sense of humor, Pope John XXIII once reported to an interviewer that important problems would freq...|
|A father walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a Rupee coin. Suddenly, the boy starts choking and gasping for breath...|
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.|
"I was in that new restaurant across ...
|A duck hunter needed a new bird dog, so he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve the duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure n...|
|Banta is lying across the rail tracks with a bottle of Whisky and a tandoori chicken within reach. A passerby asks, "Banta ji, why are you lying ...|
|Job Applicant: I`m looking for a job as a consultant.|
Employer: I`m sorry, we already have enough consultants.
Applicant: That`s ok...
|Congratulations... iPhone 6 launched...|
The best feature of iPhone 6 is that if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9.
|Put your wife in a room and lock it. Put your dog in another room and lock it. Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours and see who is `Happy` to see yo...|
|A man goes into a bar very thirsty. He sits down waiting for the bartender to see him. The man next to him calls for the bartender saying, "I`ll ...|