A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a double scotch on the rocks. After he finished the drink, he peeked inside his ...
George decides to take his boss Sam to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up by two women in f...
Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, 'You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some...
If animals have Facebook..... these are most likely to be their Status Updates...
Santa and Banta are walking home after a night on the piss. They've got no money to get a taxi and are staggering all over the place when they fi...
Once upon a time there were two blondes who had gone rock climbing. Suddenly, one man lost his footing and went tumbling down to the bottom.
A group of bats is hanging around, upside down, as usual, mostly sleeping. Suddenly one notices that Charlie is on the floor, standing upright...
I happened to be in Stockholm on a business trip last month and was dining in a restaurant. Before ordering my dinner I asked for a whisky.'Which...
Two small boys were overheard talking one day.
'My name is Jimmy. What's yours?' asked the first boy.
'Johnnie,' replied...
A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. The teacher was asking them all questions:'Sanju, what noise does a cow ma...
A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a...
Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked ...
Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later Santa take...
Santa enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'
The salesman assured him that...
A cop stops his patrol car when he sees Banta and his girlfriend sitting on the curb. Banta is laying on his side with his pants pulled down, the...