|Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement. Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going...|
|Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space s...|
|After a long day at the office, Chris came home one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit was obviously dea...|
|The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for "Show & Tell," and the next day every kid had something. The teacher asks An...|
|A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall-bearers are carrying the ca...|
|Two old men meet on a street corner.|
The first old man said, "Where have you been for the last couple of months?"
The 2nd old man rep...
|Mulla Nasruddin`s family was upset because the girl he was planning to marry was an atheist.|
"We`ll not have you marrying an atheist," h...
|After a few days on the new Earth, the Lord called to Adam and said, 'It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth, so...|
|Bob and Jim are walking to services. Bob asks, "I wonder whether it would be all right to smoke while praying?"|
"Why don`t you ask the rabbi...
|A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a...|
|Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked ...|
|Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later Santa take...|
|Santa enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'|
The salesman assured him that...
|A cop stops his patrol car when he sees Banta and his girlfriend sitting on the curb. Banta is laying on his side with his pants pulled down, the...|