|Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband.|
Not able to handle being alone, she de...
|A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the g...|
|A woman went shopping, at cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He couldn't...|
|Ek Baar Ek Neta Ji Gaanv Mein Sabha Karne Ja Rahe The Lekin Gaanv Se Pehle Hi Unki Car Ke Neeche Ek Kutta Aa Gaya Aur Mar Gaya. Accident Ki Wajah...|
|All, The procedure is, that the procedure will change until the new procedure is in place, which is also subject to change. The above procedure i...|
|John came home from the doctor looking very worried. His wife said, "What's the problem?"|
He said, "The doctor told me I have to take a pi...
|One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was planning to kill him.|
|A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, "I`m on this ...|
|I hope you didn`t take it personally, Reverend,' an embarrassed woman said after a church service, 'when my husband walked out during your sermon...|
|Pauly`s family is at dinner, the 10-year-old daughter isn`t eating much, and she just keeps her head down. After a few minutes, she says, "I have...|
|An army major called his wife to tell her that he would be late home because dirty magazines had been found in the barracks and the soldiers resp...|
|An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called... and that on the few occasions...|
|Once Mrs. Aggarwal was being cross examined in Court by a lawyer. Mrs. Aggarwal had said that she was a partner in her husband`s firm, but the la...|
|I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead I bought a raffle ticked for a brand new car. When I got home, ...|