|Banta had been arrested and was now up before the judge.|
The judge asks, "Do you admit you broke into...
|An old Italian Mafia Don is dying, so he calls his grandson to his bed.|
'Grandson, I wanna you lissin to me. I wanna for you to take my chro...
|Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon, Dr. Michael DeBak...|
|Santa had just finished collecting the rents from the tenants in his apartment block. But when he got home he realized that his wallet was missin...|
|Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely best," claimed on...|
|After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her ...|
|Notice on entry gate of a Apple Store: Don`t ever fart here, the smell will stay for ages. We don`t have Windows.|
And a Tit for Tat from M...
|A woman in an diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight. She'd made her family's favorite cake over the weekend, she reported, and they'...|
|Santa and Banta driving on a street, in different directions. Out of some unfortunate mishap, the cars slammed into each other, head-on. They wer...|
|A group of guys, all aged about 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View rest...|
|After four years of separation, my wife and I finally divorced amicably. I wanted to date again, but I had no idea of how to start, so I decided ...|
|At a party in an MNC the boss ordered a young junior lady Officer to say a joke to all. The lady Officer didn`t like the way he ordered and his a...|
|Ek Admi Maha Kanjus Tha! Usne Ek Martbaan Mein Desi Ghee Bhar Kar Usko Kas Ke Band Kar Diya. Kyunki Kanjoos Darta Tha Ki Uska Ghee Khatam Na Ho J...|
|Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. One of the students said to his f...|