The final examination for an English class was two hours long and exam booklets were provided. The teacher was very strict and told the class tha...
A gentleman travelled all the way from Islamabad to Karachi to have an aching tooth taken out. The Karachi dentist said...
A guy gets home from work one night and hears a voice.
The voice tells him, 'Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, and go to Veg...
A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was one ...
Banta and his son who ran a modest motor spare-parts business won Rs. 50 lakhs in a lottery. They spent the money to expand the business to inclu...
A man is out walking his dog one day when it slips the leash and runs away.
As the man is chasing him down the street, the dog runs...
Banta and one of his friends were picked up by the cops for using drugs and appeared in court before the judge.
The judge said, “You seem li...
An educated woman from Margao city (Panaji, Goa (India)) urinated in the office of the sanitary inspector in Margao in protest against dirty publ...
Women Are Such Complex Creatures:If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman, If you don't you are not a man....
A couple of F-15's are escorting a C-130 Hercules, and their pilots are chatting with the pilot of the transport to pass the time. Talk comes aro...
Banta is lying across the rail tracks with a bottle of Whisky and a tandoori chicken within reach. A passerby asks, "Banta ji, why are you lying ...
Job Applicant: I`m looking for a job as a consultant.
Employer: I`m sorry, we already have enough consultants.
Applicant: That`s ok...
Congratulations... iPhone 6 launched...
The best feature of iPhone 6 is that if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9.
iPhone...
Put your wife in a room and lock it. Put your dog in another room and lock it. Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours and see who is `Happy` to see yo...
A man goes into a bar very thirsty. He sits down waiting for the bartender to see him. The man next to him calls for the bartender saying, "I`ll ...