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"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have not been to confession for six months. On top of that, I've been with a loose woman."
The priest...
Santa got a job in a supermarket, and one day a man came in and wanted to buy half a grapefruit.
I don`t think we can sell half a grapefruit...
A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible.
A guy is 72 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."
He looked around ...
As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc.
Finally...
One day Gramma sent her grandson little Johnnie down to the water hole to get some water to cook dinner.
As he was dipping the bucket in, he...
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his ...
There are four engineers traveling in a car. One is a mechanical engineer, one a chemical engineer, one an electrical engineer and the other one ...
Husband`s Message (by text):
"Darling, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have been doing tests...
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he`d ...
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not rung in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with a main computer, he phoned the e...
I am very happy to Inform you that I have fallen In love with you since the 20th of October (Thursday) with reference to the meeting held between...
A blonde & her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor`s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours & hours. She jum...