A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn`t seem to be breathing, his...
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man ...
At a church meeting, a very wealthy man rose to tell the rest of those present about his Christian faith. "I`m a millionaire," he said, "and I at...
Malik, apne aalsi naukar se: Yahan par itne sare machchar goon-goonn kar rahen hain, tu in sabko maar de. Thodi der baad Malik: Oye aalsi kahin k...
Banta lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Mumbai, and went to him.
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A girl was driving when she saw the flash of a traffic camera. She figured that her picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though sh...
Santa and Banta, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Banta throws up all over himself.
"Oh, no," he gasps," Preeto will kill me!!"...
Santa and Banta were always boasting of their parents’ achievements to each other.
Santa: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
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Two Pathans are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their Gujju friends gives them both a bit of advice: "You watch them Aussi...
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for...
Three scientists in Brunswick, Maine, were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork up an elephant`s backside and force fed it ...
Rick, a retail merchant sent an order to a manufacturer for 10,000 t-shirts amounting to $ 70000. The manufacturer, noting that the previous bill...
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital a...
A young straight couple was in love but they were so poor they could only afford to get married at a gay church. So they met with their gay pasto...
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Sainsbury`s.Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and pref...