|Leaving Montreal, a man decided to stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road.|
He goes into the washroom. The first stall is ta...
|'Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.'|
'How long have you been...
|A new manager spends a week at his new office with the manager he is replacing. On the last day the departing manager tells him...|
|For thirty years, Officer Johnson had arrived at the police station at 9 AM on the dot ready for duty. He had never missed a day and was never l...|
|Santa was in the dentist`s chair having a root canal done. Every so often the dentist would stick a large toothpick-like object into the tooth`s ...|
|You've probably heard of "deja vu," the illusion of having previously experienced a situation that is happening now. Here are some related expres...|
|A newly appointed health minister of a northern state whose knowledge of English was somewhat elementary was on his first official visit to the l...|
|Ek aurat chappal ki dukaan pe.|
Aurat: Bhaiya, ek chappal dikhao?
Dukandaar: Number kya hai...
|Farmer Brown, from Minnesota, had a bull that he was quite proud of. One day he looked at the bull and noticed his eyes were crossed. That was di...|
|3 Idiots Part 2|
Teacher: Aap Muskura Kyon Rahe Ho?
Rancho: Bahut Dino Se...
|One day a Professor was talking about marriage in the class.|
Professor: What kind of Wife would you like Pappu?
Pappu: I would want...
|A husband and a wife were sleeping. Suddenly, a sound of a car screeching was heard outside. The wife woke up and shouted, "Oh it must be my husb...|
|Pati Patni Ki Ladayi Ho Rahi Thi.|
Pati Ne Patni Se Puchha: Kya Tumne Mujhe Kutta Kaha???
Biwi Ne Koi Jawab Nahi Diya...
|This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald`s fast food establishment. Not sure if they hired him...|
NAME: Armando R...