|A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a double scotch on the rocks. After he finished the drink, he peeked inside his ...|
|George decides to take his boss Sam to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up by two women in f...|
|Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, 'You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some...|
|If animals have Facebook..... these are most likely to be their Status Updates...|
|Santa and Banta are walking home after a night on the piss. They've got no money to get a taxi and are staggering all over the place when they fi...|
|Once upon a time there were two blondes who had gone rock climbing. Suddenly, one man lost his footing and went tumbling down to the bottom.|
|A group of bats is hanging around, upside down, as usual, mostly sleeping. Suddenly one notices that Charlie is on the floor, standing upright...|
|I happened to be in Stockholm on a business trip last month and was dining in a restaurant. Before ordering my dinner I asked for a whisky.'Which...|
|Two small boys were overheard talking one day.|
'My name is Jimmy. What's yours?' asked the first boy.
|A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a...|
|Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked ...|
|Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later Santa take...|
|Santa enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'|
The salesman assured him that...
|A cop stops his patrol car when he sees Banta and his girlfriend sitting on the curb. Banta is laying on his side with his pants pulled down, the...|