|An Irishman`s been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stands up to leave and falls ...|
|There are four engineers traveling in a car. One is a mechanical engineer, one a chemical engineer, one an electrical engineer and the other one ...|
|Santa, Banta and one of their friends are patients in a mental institution and are preparing for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. I...|
|An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer...|
|Teacher: 'All right, now I`d like you to make a sentence using the words GREEN, PINK and YELLOW. Who`d like to try?'|
A student raised his ha...
|Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her a sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a ...|
|Two girls board a crowded bus and one of them whispers to the other, "Watch me embarrass a man into giving me his seat...|
|There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was 'war'.|
The first person comes up onto the stage and says...
|Mele Mein Announcement Hui: Ek Bachcha Mila Hai, JIN KA HAI, Aa Kar Le Jaayein.|
Santa Bheed Se Chillata Hua Aaya...
|Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?|
A: No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offen...
|In the days when you couldn`t count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to India She was registered to stay in a sm...|
|He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions...|
|Respected Sirs, I am arrive by passenger train Ahmedpur station and my belly is too much swelling with jackfruit. I am therefore went to privy. J...|
|Jeeto was very fat. She weighed 100 kilos, and she was getting heavier every month, so she went to see her doctor. He said, "You need a diet, Jee...|