|Santa comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor`s pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and Santa panics. He thinks th...|
|A boss was educating an employee on effective sales technique. "The main thing to remember is that repetition, repetition, is the key...|
|One morning a man came into the church on crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, put some on both legs, and then threw away his crutch...|
|It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with th...|
|A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engi...|
|We were dressed and ready to go out for a party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put th...|
|While making rounds, a doctor points out an X-ray to a group of medical students.|
"As you can see," she says, "the patient limps because h...
|A man walks into a bar. He says to the barman, "How tall is a penguin?" The barman says about three feet...|
|Chhote: Abe dukhi kyun hain?|
Bade: Kuchh nahi yaar, pak raha hoon, bore ho gaya.
Chhote: Hmmmm, tujhe pata hai ek jaanwar hamesha m...
|Ek Aadmi Bahut Jyada Beemar Ho Gaya Tha, Aur Theek Hi Nahi Ho Paa Raha Tha. Uski Patni Usko Shahar Ke Ek Bahut Bade Doctor Ke Pass Le Gayi. Docto...|
|The original inhabitants of ancient India were called Adidases, who lived in two cities called Hariappa and Mujhe-na-Darao. These cities had the ...|
|A Management lecturer was talking about QUALITY and it goes like that:|
Lecturer: We all know Lord Ram went to spend 14 years in forest and...
|The Bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride. The f...|
|A few women were sitting around the table talking, and the subject turned to their husbands. One lady said, "My husband just won`t go to church w...|