A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, 'Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.'
'Then why are you so sad?' her mothe...
Relax, clear your mind and begin, what`s the 1st answer that comes to your mind???
Question 1. What do you put in a toaster...
Three men of the cloth, a Catholic, a Jew and an Episcopalian were on an airplane trip together. They ran into the worst turbulence in the histor...
A man & wife entered a dentist`s office.
The Wife said, 'I want a tooth pulled. I don`t want gas or Novocain because I`m in a terrible hurry...
An astronomer is on an expedition to Darkest Africa to observe a total eclipse of the sun, which will only be observable there, when cannibals ca...
"Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times," the judge said...
A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro asks her what she wants. "I can`t find any green golf balls," t...
Jeeto Ne Apni Kaam Waali Baai Ko Apna Ek Purana Suit De Diya. 4-5 Din Baad Kaam Waali Gusse Se: Maalkin, Ye Pakdo Apna Suit Mujhe Nahi Chahiye.
Santa went to an auction and bid for a parrot. Santa bid 1000 rupees, but someone else bid 2000.
Santa bid 2500 rupees...
A Chinese man married an African woman and had a child. Two months later the child passed away. At the funeral house, the African woman kept cryi...
Lady: How much beer do you drink a day?
Man: Usually about 3 beers.
Lady: And How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5 with a tip.
A man finds a beautiful girl in an airline uniform at an airport cafe sitting next to him...He thinks to himself:She is a flight attendant, but w...
1. Mujhe Ek Ghante Se Auto Nahi Mila, Shayad Bhagwaan Meri paRICKSHAW Le Raha Hai.
2. I Am Feeling Too Lazy To Meet My Friends. AALSI Them...
The Students of MBBS were attending their 1st Biochemistry Class. They all gathered around the Lab table with a Urine sample. The Professor dip H...
In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem. One day an acquaintance ran up to the great philosopher and said, "Socr...