select top 12 jokeid,heading,imagepath,snippet,catid,catname,row_number() over (order by jokeid desc) as row from jokes_view where parentid=1
|The final examination for an English class was two hours long and exam booklets were provided. The teacher was very strict and told the class tha...|
|A gentleman travelled all the way from Islamabad to Karachi to have an aching tooth taken out. The Karachi dentist said...|
|A guy gets home from work one night and hears a voice. |
The voice tells him, 'Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, and go to Veg...
|A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was one ...|
|Banta and his son who ran a modest motor spare-parts business won Rs. 50 lakhs in a lottery. They spent the money to expand the business to inclu...|
|A man is out walking his dog one day when it slips the leash and runs away.|
As the man is chasing him down the street, the dog runs...
|Banta and one of his friends were picked up by the cops for using drugs and appeared in court before the judge.|
The judge said, “You seem li...
|An educated woman from Margao city (Panaji, Goa (India)) urinated in the office of the sanitary inspector in Margao in protest against dirty publ...|
|Women Are Such Complex Creatures:If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman, If you don't you are not a man....|
|Banta is lying across the rail tracks with a bottle of Whisky and a tandoori chicken within reach. A passerby asks, "Banta ji, why are you lying ...|
|Job Applicant: I`m looking for a job as a consultant.|
Employer: I`m sorry, we already have enough consultants.
Applicant: That`s ok...
|Congratulations... iPhone 6 launched...|
The best feature of iPhone 6 is that if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9.
|Put your wife in a room and lock it. Put your dog in another room and lock it. Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours and see who is `Happy` to see yo...|
|A man goes into a bar very thirsty. He sits down waiting for the bartender to see him. The man next to him calls for the bartender saying, "I`ll ...|