Three drunk guys are sitting behind a couple of nuns at a football game (whose habits partially blocked the view). In an effort to get te nuns to...
Mrs. Jones sent her daughter Silvia to buy some groceries at the market. On the way, she met some boys who asked her to climb up a tree and get t...
Banta was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful ...
Murphy and his wife went for a stroll in the park. They sit down on a bench to rest for awhile. Soon they overhear voices coming from a secluded ...
Agatha's 5-year-old developed a strong interest in spelling once she learned to spell STOP. After that, she tried to figure out her own words. Fr...
Santa and his wife, Jeeto had just gone to bed for the night. Just as Santa was about to fall asleep, his wife shook him and said, 'I hear someon...
Mrs Banta phoned Banta in the office and said: 'Darling, come home early, we are going to have...
The after-dinner speaker just didn`t have a Stop Button. He burbled on and on, oblivious to his increasingly restless audience. Finally one of...
Wife: Am I looking fat?
Husband: Yes.
Wife: Shut up. Don`t you ever dare talk to me!!
Wife: Am I looking fat?
Husband...
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points...
A young couple were on their honeymoon and were staying at a hotel with a large swimming pool. They decided to go for a swim, and the bride donne...
John brought his new colleague, Peter, home for dinner. As they arrived at the door, his wife rushed up, threw her arms around John and kissed hi...
Mulayam Singh Yadav created Samajwadi Party group.
Added brother Shivpal Yadav.
Added second brother Ram Gopal Yadav.
Added ...
"What`s that drink you`re mixing" the stranger asked the bartender in the upscale Tex-Mex bar. "I call it a lil` Texas Shooter", said the bartend...
A man was walking in the mountains just enjoying the scenery when he stepped too close to the edge of the mountain and started to fall. In desper...