|A woman in an diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight. She'd made her family's favorite cake over the weekend, she reported, and they'...|
|At a church meeting a very wealthy man rose to tell the rest of those present about his Christian faith.|
'I'm a billionaire,' he said, 'and ...
|Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?|
Teacher: Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?
Pappu: Dulha Banunga...
|When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed him to his house; a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds and a tennis court...|
|Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.|
'Gentlemen, I will...
|Santa and Banta go for hunting. Santa has never gone hunting while Banta has huntedall his life. When they get to the woods, Banta tells Santa to...|
|Wife saw a board outside a shop.|
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|Ram aur Raavan ka bada serious yudh chalraha tha. Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko khada dekha.|
Raavan: Chal yaar bye.
|A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived home on time from his regular Saturday afternoon golf game. As the hour...|
|A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a...|
|Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked ...|
|Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later Santa take...|
|Santa enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'|
The salesman assured him that...
|A cop stops his patrol car when he sees Banta and his girlfriend sitting on the curb. Banta is laying on his side with his pants pulled down, the...|