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'Then why are you so sad?' her mothe...
|Relax, clear your mind and begin, what`s the 1st answer that comes to your mind???|
Question 1. What do you put in a toaster...
|Three men of the cloth, a Catholic, a Jew and an Episcopalian were on an airplane trip together. They ran into the worst turbulence in the histor...|
|A man & wife entered a dentist`s office.|
The Wife said, 'I want a tooth pulled. I don`t want gas or Novocain because I`m in a terrible hurry...
|An astronomer is on an expedition to Darkest Africa to observe a total eclipse of the sun, which will only be observable there, when cannibals ca...|
|"Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times," the judge said...|
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro asks her what she wants. "I can`t find any green golf balls," t...|
|Jeeto Ne Apni Kaam Waali Baai Ko Apna Ek Purana Suit De Diya. 4-5 Din Baad Kaam Waali Gusse Se: Maalkin, Ye Pakdo Apna Suit Mujhe Nahi Chahiye.|
|Santa went to an auction and bid for a parrot. Santa bid 1000 rupees, but someone else bid 2000.|
Santa bid 2500 rupees...
|Lady: How much beer do you drink a day?|
Man: Usually about 3 beers.
Lady: And How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5 with a tip.
|A man finds a beautiful girl in an airline uniform at an airport cafe sitting next to him...He thinks to himself:She is a flight attendant, but w...|
|1. Mujhe Ek Ghante Se Auto Nahi Mila, Shayad Bhagwaan Meri paRICKSHAW Le Raha Hai.|
2. I Am Feeling Too Lazy To Meet My Friends. AALSI Them...
|The Students of MBBS were attending their 1st Biochemistry Class. They all gathered around the Lab table with a Urine sample. The Professor dip H...|
|In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem. One day an acquaintance ran up to the great philosopher and said, "Socr...|