Guy: My love how are you doing?
Girl: Am fine.
Guy: Will you be free during...
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|Santa in Delhi made a trunk call to his old friend in Amritsar. `Banta yarr,` He said, `I am in great difficulty. Can you send me Rs 500? I will ...|
|Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. ...|
|A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor's office.|
He inquisitively asked the lady...
|Doctor Simon is known throughout London as one of the best consultants on arthritis. He always has a waiting room full of people who need his adv...|
|A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.|
|A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things - chickens, cows, crops, ...|
|On a summer holiday in New York Banta decided to visit a bar.|
At the bar, the man sitting on Banta`s left told the bartender...
|Banta Suhagrat Pe Apni Nayi Naveli Dulhan Ke Paas Jaa Ke Baith Gay Aur Bade Pyaar Se Samjhane Laga: Banta: Dekho, Sabse Pyaar Se Rehna, Sabki Res...|
|Ek Paani Puri Wale Ka Menu:|
Paani Puri : 10 Rs.
Special Paani Puri : 20 Rs.
Extra Special Paani Puri : 30 Rs.
|Jab Banta College Mein Tha, Toh Uske Bholepan Ki Wajah Se Ek Ladki Se Uski Dosti Ho Gayi. Ek Din Dono Ka Program Bana Ki Aaj Date Pe Chalte Hai A...|
|Bahut Jyada Shaitaniyo Aur Faltu Ki Bakwas Karne Ki Vajah Se Pappu Ek Bar Fail Ho Gaya. Teacher Ne Santa Ko Class Mein Bulaya Aur Boli: Tumhara L...|
|Pappu Ki Harkaton Se Tang Aa Kar Santa Ne Usko Hostel Mein Dal Diya. Ek Din Hostel Ke Room Mein Baith Ke Vo Jor Jor Se Ro Raha Tha. Uske Friend B...|