Family is driving in their car on holidays. Frog crosses the road and husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out an takes the frog and carries him to the side of the road.
Frog is greatful, thanks the man and tells him that he will grant him a wish.
Man says, "Please make my dog win the nexr dog race."
Frog asks to look at the dog which jumps out of the car.
The frog notices that the dog has only got three legs and tells the man that he thinks it is almost impossible to fulful his wish and asks that the man will tell him another wish.
Man says, "Well, then please help that my wife will win the next beauty contest in the area."
Frog asks him to tell his wife to get out of the car. Wife comes out of the car and approaches the frog.
The frog turns to the man and says, "Could I please have another look at the dog???"
Santa and Banta landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus.
Santa somehow managed to get the seat below, but unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top.
After a while, when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta.
He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death.
Santa enquires, "Banta! What the heck`s going on? Why are you so scared? I was enjoying my ride down there."
Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you have got a *driver.*"
Robert was in his usual place in the morning, sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast.
He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player, who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge.
He turned to his wife with a look of question on his face. "I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."
Robert's wife replied, "Why thank you, dear!"
Jeeto bought a whole range of cosmetics designed to knock years off her age. After five hours applying the various creams and potions, she asked Santa, "Tell me honestly, darling, what age do you think I look?"
Santa said, "From your hair - 15; from your skin - 16; from your figure - 18."
"Oh, you flatterer," she gushed.
"Wait a minute," he said, "I haven't added them up yet."