|Three drunk guys are sitting behind a couple of nuns at a football game (whose habits partially blocked the view). In an effort to get te nuns to...|
|Mrs. Jones sent her daughter Silvia to buy some groceries at the market. On the way, she met some boys who asked her to climb up a tree and get t...|
|Banta was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful ...|
|Murphy and his wife went for a stroll in the park. They sit down on a bench to rest for awhile. Soon they overhear voices coming from a secluded ...|
|Agatha's 5-year-old developed a strong interest in spelling once she learned to spell STOP. After that, she tried to figure out her own words. Fr...|
|Santa and his wife, Jeeto had just gone to bed for the night. Just as Santa was about to fall asleep, his wife shook him and said, 'I hear someon...|
|Mrs Banta phoned Banta in the office and said: 'Darling, come home early, we are going to have...|
|The after-dinner speaker just didn`t have a Stop Button. He burbled on and on, oblivious to his increasingly restless audience. Finally one of...|
|Wife: Am I looking fat?|
Wife: Shut up. Don`t you ever dare talk to me!!
Wife: Am I looking fat?
|A young couple were on their honeymoon and were staying at a hotel with a large swimming pool. They decided to go for a swim, and the bride donne...|
|John brought his new colleague, Peter, home for dinner. As they arrived at the door, his wife rushed up, threw her arms around John and kissed hi...|
|Mulayam Singh Yadav created Samajwadi Party group.|
Added brother Shivpal Yadav.
Added second brother Ram Gopal Yadav.
|"What`s that drink you`re mixing" the stranger asked the bartender in the upscale Tex-Mex bar. "I call it a lil` Texas Shooter", said the bartend...|
|A man was walking in the mountains just enjoying the scenery when he stepped too close to the edge of the mountain and started to fall. In desper...|