Banta goes to the vet and says, 'My horse is constipated.'
The vet says, 'Take one of these pills, put it in a long tube, stick the other en...
Notice on entry gate of a Apple Store: Don`t ever fart here, the smell will stay for ages. We don`t have Windows.
And a Tit for Tat from M...
Santa went to a doctor and said, 'Doctor, I ache all over. Everywhere I touch it hurts'
The doctor asked Santa to touch his elbow. Santa tou...
A group of 40 year old buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Whit...
Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner had but one golf ball.'Don`t you have at le...
Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal. The reminder worked lik...
One day a man was sitting on his sofa at home when he heard a knock at the door. He got up to see who it was but when he opened the door no one w...
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe in a distant jungle. The chief comes to them and says,'The bad news ...
The little boy was sitting on a park bench munching on one chocolate bar after another.
After the 6th one a man on the bench across from h...
Pappu, Santa's son, accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.
'Hey Pappu!!' the farmer ye...
Pappu Ke Dada Aur Dadi Ne Apni Jawani Ke Dino Ko Taaza Karne Ka Socha. Unhone Faisla Kiya Ke Vo Phir Se Darya Ke Kinaray Milenge. Dada Tayyar-Sha...
Manmohan Singhji Sabji Kharidne Gaye.
Manmohan Singh: Bhai Sahab, Ye Bhindi Kya Bhaav Hai?
Sabjiwala: Ab Rulaoge Kya? Free Mein Le Ja...
Dress Code:
You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we...
Ek Baar Santa Restaurant Mein Jaata Hai Aur Zor Se Bolta Hai: Mujhe Ek Bottle Champagne Chahiye Aur Baaki Sab Jo Yahan Baithe Hain Unko Bhi Champ...
Six-year-old Annie returns home from school and says that today she had her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, very interested, ...