|A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn`t seem to be breathing, his...|
|A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man ...|
|At a church meeting, a very wealthy man rose to tell the rest of those present about his Christian faith. "I`m a millionaire," he said, "and I at...|
|Malik, apne aalsi naukar se: Yahan par itne sare machchar goon-goonn kar rahen hain, tu in sabko maar de. Thodi der baad Malik: Oye aalsi kahin k...|
|Banta lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Mumbai, and went to him.|
|A girl was driving when she saw the flash of a traffic camera. She figured that her picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though sh...|
|Santa and Banta, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Banta throws up all over himself.|
"Oh, no," he gasps," Preeto will kill me!!"...
|Santa and Banta were always boasting of their parents’ achievements to each other. |
Santa: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
|Two Pathans are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their Gujju friends gives them both a bit of advice: "You watch them Aussi...|
|Three scientists in Brunswick, Maine, were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork up an elephant`s backside and force fed it ...|
|Rick, a retail merchant sent an order to a manufacturer for 10,000 t-shirts amounting to $ 70000. The manufacturer, noting that the previous bill...|
|With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital a...|
|A young straight couple was in love but they were so poor they could only afford to get married at a gay church. So they met with their gay pasto...|
|After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Sainsbury`s.Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and pref...|