|There was a man who had worked all his life, saved all his money, and was a real miser. Just before he died he said to his wife, "When I die I wa...|
|There was an artist who worked from a studio in his home. He specialized in nudes, and had been working on what he thought would be a masterpiece...|
|Husband sent a text to wife at night, "Hi babe I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favourite ...|
|Eight-year-old Anita brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good... mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had wr...|
|When was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the...|
|Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone...|
|Preeto took her husband Banta to see a psychiatrist for a check up.|
After examining him, the doctor took Preeto to one side and said, "I h...
|Stung by a bee Santa comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain, "Please doctor you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee.....|
|A blonde went to a Flying School, insisting she wanted to learn to flythat day. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed toinstr...|
|Boy: I Love You!|
Gal: Agar Main bhi tumse I Love You Kahun Toh??
Boy: Main Toh Khushi Se Marrr Jaaunga.
Gal: Jaa Pagle, Nahi...
|Ek Pathan Ke 3 Bachche Hue, Usne Unke Naam Rakhe:|
1) Hasrat Khan
2) Harkat Khan
3) Barkat Khan
Kuch Time Baad Phir...
|Santa: Oyee ! Tumne Apni Sagai Kyun Tod Di ??|
Pappu: Papa, Uska Koi Boyfriend Nahin Tha.
Santa: To Phir Problem Kya Hai...
|After years of his wife`s pleading, this rich good ole` boy finally goes with her to her little local Church on Sunday morning. He was so moved b...|
|FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.|
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days...