During their first date, the guy goes to the girl's house, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to get them a drink,...
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw Santa and Banta eating grass by the road side. He ordered his...
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed i...
A man is at work one day when he notices that his coworker is wearing an earring. This man knows his coworker to be a normally conservative fello...
One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, t...
An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went of...
A famous inspirational speaker said: Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn`t my wife...."
Audience was in shock....
As a restaurant owner, I hired a pianist and a harpist to entertain my customers. After several performances, I discovered...
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you...
Girfriend and boyfriend on phone:
Boy: Hi, kaisi ho jaan?
Girl Theek hun.
Boy: Aaj kya...
Two women friends met after many years. "Tell me," said one, "What happened to your son?"
"My son? the poor, poor lad!" sighed the other. "W...
One day a Professor was talking about marriage in the class.
Professor: What kind of Wife would you like Pappu?
Pappu: I would want...
"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!" the irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.
"Madam",...
A husband and a wife were sleeping. Suddenly, a sound of a car screeching was heard outside. The wife woke up and shouted, "Oh it must be my husb...
A man went to meet his father in law to be and was chewing gum. The father in law shouted at him in a harsh voice: Young man, you`re coming to se...