A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came over the car`s radio telling them to disperse ...
Phil loved golf, but his eye sight had gotten so bad, that he couldn't find his ball once he'd hit it.
He consulted with his wife, and she r...
Sachin received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletiv...
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, h...
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by Banta, carrying a vacuum cleaner.
'Good morning', said Bant...
The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesma...
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read th...
Side effects of alcohol.... and remedies!!!
1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause- Glass is being held at incorrect angle...
Santa, a small town prosecuting attorney, called his first witness to the stand in a trial - a grandmotherly, elderly woman.
He approached h...
Almost 150 yrs ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator - Mr. Alan Pinkerton. The function that Pinkerton establi...
A young straight couple was in love but they were so poor they could only afford to get married at a gay church. So they met with their gay pasto...
Santa Apni Marriage Anniversary Wale Din Apne Ghar Ke Bahar Udaas Sa Baitha Tha, Banta Ne Ye Dekha Aur Uske Paas Aakar Puchha.
Banta: Oye ...
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital a...
Harry was stunned to come home from work one evening and find his wife stuffing all her belongings into a suitcase. "What on earth are you doing?...
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Sainsbury`s.Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and pref...