• Robber: Give me all your money. Otherwise, you are chemistry?<br/>
Guy: Don't you mean history?<br/>
Robber: Don't change the subject!
    Robber: Give me all your money. Otherwise, you are chemistry?
    Guy: Don't you mean history?
    Robber: Don't change the subject!
  • Medicine delivery apps are offering limited period discounts.<br/>
Please fall sick before the offer ends!
    Medicine delivery apps are offering limited period discounts.
    Please fall sick before the offer ends!
  • English: Something seems to be wrong with this dead body.<br/>
Bihari: Elastic Nahi Lag Rahi Hai Humko!
    English: Something seems to be wrong with this dead body.
    Bihari: Elastic Nahi Lag Rahi Hai Humko!
  • Every morning when I open the front door to leave for work, I tell my dog to stay, and every time I wish it were the other way around!
    Every morning when I open the front door to leave for work, I tell my dog to stay, and every time I wish it were the other way around!
  • It's always better to choose your company before you choose your drink!
    It's always better to choose your company before you choose your drink!
  • My girlfriend was in the kitchen the other morning cooking me bacon and eggs when suddenly she collapsed on the floor & not breathing. I had no idea what to do.<br/>
Then I remembered, KFC does an all-day breakfast for just $5.99!
    My girlfriend was in the kitchen the other morning cooking me bacon and eggs when suddenly she collapsed on the floor & not breathing. I had no idea what to do.
    Then I remembered, KFC does an all-day breakfast for just $5.99!
  • According to scientists, your body sloughs all of your cells about every seven years.<br/>
After looking in the mirror again, I'm not impressed with the makeover!
    According to scientists, your body sloughs all of your cells about every seven years.
    After looking in the mirror again, I'm not impressed with the makeover!
  • They say it takes 10,000 hours to master a skill but how many of us still suck at sleeping!
    They say it takes 10,000 hours to master a skill but how many of us still suck at sleeping!
  • The biggest barrier to break, while starting a friendship is the first offensive joke!
    The biggest barrier to break, while starting a friendship is the first offensive joke!
  • The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of every day!
    The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of every day!