|The best part about being a procrastinator is you always have something to do Tomorrow!|
|Zara Socho Agar Main Aap Ka Dost Na Hota Toh...|
Dekha, Kitna Khali Khali Lagta Sab, Isliye, Mujhe Kabhi Khona Mat!
|Man: What is the fee for getting a divorce?|
Man: You took only 500/- for the marriage registration?
Lawyer: Freedom is always expensive!
|I'm not anti-social, I'm pro-solitude!|
|Husband: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho?|
Husband: Mobile Le Kar?
Wife: Toh Balti Bharne Tak Kya Karu?
|Friend 1: Why is your eye swollen?|
Friend 2: It was my wife's birthday yesterday and I bought her a cake.
Friend 1: But how did your eye get swollen?
Friend 2: Her name is Tapasya... but that cake shop idiot wrote "Happy Birthday Samasya"!
|Do not say that the sky is the limit, when there are footprints on the moon!|
|Everyone is busy trying to lose weight, but no one tries a bit of losing their egos & complexities.|
We need a happier world, not just slimmer.
Good Morning and have a Great Day!
|May the advent of Parsi New Year usher in happiness, peace and prosperity!|
Wish you a very Happy Navroze!
|Here's wishing a plenty of bliss to all of you on the Parsi New Year!|