• Surround yourself with people who have issues.<br/>
Because people who have issues always have alcohol!
    Surround yourself with people who have issues.
    Because people who have issues always have alcohol!
  • What did the biologist wear on his first date?<br/>
Designer genes!
    What did the biologist wear on his first date?
    Designer genes!
  • Santa: I think Kamal will have BJP as his symbol.<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: Why not? Doesn't BJP have Kamal as its symbol?
    Santa: I think Kamal will have BJP as his symbol.
    Banta: Why?
    Santa: Why not? Doesn't BJP have Kamal as its symbol?
  • Kamal Haasan has launched his own party.<br/>
That's so selfish of him... considering BJP has been promoting him since 1980 by telling voters - `Kamal Ko Vote Dein!`
    Kamal Haasan has launched his own party.
    That's so selfish of him... considering BJP has been promoting him since 1980 by telling voters - "Kamal Ko Vote Dein!"
  • Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, `Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site!
    Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, `Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site!
  • Ever since they've found out that Abhishek Singhvi's wife has purchased 6 items from stores of Nirav Modi, I'm really scared about my connections with the absconding Vijay Mallya.<br/>
I've purchased loads of Kingfisher beer till now!
    Ever since they've found out that Abhishek Singhvi's wife has purchased 6 items from stores of Nirav Modi, I'm really scared about my connections with the absconding Vijay Mallya.
    I've purchased loads of Kingfisher beer till now!
  • Friend: What is the craziest thing you've done for Chai?<br/>
Me: Mummy - Papa Ke Saath Ladki Dekhne Chala Gaya Tha Ek Baar!
    Friend: What is the craziest thing you've done for Chai?
    Me: Mummy - Papa Ke Saath Ladki Dekhne Chala Gaya Tha Ek Baar!
  • The pen tied to a thread in the PNB branch was a Rotomac!
    The pen tied to a thread in the PNB branch was a Rotomac!
  • Until you change your thinking, you will always recycle your experiences!
    Until you change your thinking, you will always recycle your experiences!
  • For one who wins without a problem, it is just Victory.<br/>
But for one who wins with lots of troubles, that is History.<br/>
Good Morning!
    For one who wins without a problem, it is just Victory.
    But for one who wins with lots of troubles, that is History.
    Good Morning!