|Every wife expects to receive six things from her husband:|
Yourself Now the problem is that it is very difficult to remember all the six in a sequence. So they have invented its short form - SALARY!
|My wife is complaining that my Netflix addiction is ruining our relationship.|
I don't understand why she thinks like that, it's our sixth season together!
|It's a five-minute walk from my house to the pub.|
It's a 35-minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering!
|A husband is someone who carries the picture of his wife in the wallet where his money used to be!|
|Life is full of give and take. Give thanks and take nothing for granted.|
Good Morning and have a nice weekend!
|Banta: Why are you looking so sad?|
Santa: I married a really nice girl. I wonder where she went!
|I was born to be wild. But only until 6 PM. That's when I return home from work!|
|I don't always run races to win them.|
But when I do, I lose!
|You want to lose weight and weight doesn't want to lose you.|
Some relationships are so complicated!
|It seems my lady doctor has a crush on me and she really likes my fashion sense.|
She told me that I have serious healthy shoes!