|Scientists and their Theories:|
1. Einstein: Relativity Theory
2. Darwin: Evolution Theory
3. Max Planck: Quantum Theory
4. Modi: Radar Cloud Theory
5. Nirmala: Ola Uber Theory
6. RS Prasad: Box Office Theory
Which is your favourite theory?
|Methods to measure Economic development in different countries:|
America: Growth rate
Britain: Job creation
Germany: Per capita income
France: Inflation rate
India: Box Office collection
Boy: I love you.
Girl: Good! Even, I love someone. For that matter, everybody, loves someone!
|Due to the current Economic conditions, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off!|
|If you need Knowledge, keep adding something new to your mind everyday; but If you need Wisdom, then keep deleting a few negative things from your mind everyday!|
|Health in a nutshell:|
If you are hungry, horny and happy, you are healthy!
Kahan Mar Gaya?
|Mother-in-law: I accepted the fact and didn't mind when you said you didn't know how to cook or even make tea, dear Daughter-in-Law; but when I told you to boil milk on sim and then when you asked, "SIM 1 or SIM 2?",|
that's simply unpardonable!
|'Sorry' is a weird word.|
Insaan Kahe To Ladai Khatam; Aur Aggar Doctor Kahe To Insaan Khatam!
|When you see the price tag on shoes by Jimmy Choo... you realize that Jimmy is not a Choo, the buyer of the shoe is!|