• It's so strange to think that before Facebook all of this nonsense just stayed in people's heads!Upload to Facebook
    It's so strange to think that before Facebook all of this nonsense just stayed in people's heads!
  • Teacher: What is your favorite musical instrument?<br/>
Pappu: The lunch bell!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: What is your favorite musical instrument?
    Pappu: The lunch bell!
  • I'm never at a loss for words when I'm drunk. I just can't pronounce most of them and I make up three or four new ones!Upload to Facebook
    I'm never at a loss for words when I'm drunk. I just can't pronounce most of them and I make up three or four new ones!
  • I tried killing a mosquito with kindness, but found that a shoe was much more effective!Upload to Facebook
    I tried killing a mosquito with kindness, but found that a shoe was much more effective!
  • Relative: What are you doing with your life?<br/>
Me: It's a surprise!Upload to Facebook
    Relative: What are you doing with your life?
    Me: It's a surprise!
  • I don't need pepper spray to stop muggers, I just open my wallet and blow the dust in their eyes!Upload to Facebook
    I don't need pepper spray to stop muggers, I just open my wallet and blow the dust in their eyes!
  • I think the only girl I know that hasn't said 'you're like a brother to me' is my sister!Upload to Facebook
    I think the only girl I know that hasn't said 'you're like a brother to me' is my sister!
  • By the time you learn the rules of marriage, you're too old to play the game!Upload to Facebook
    By the time you learn the rules of marriage, you're too old to play the game!
  • Opportunities are like sunrises. If you wait too long, you miss them.<br/>
Good Morning & have a Good Day!Upload to Facebook
    Opportunities are like sunrises. If you wait too long, you miss them.
    Good Morning & have a Good Day!
  • Bunty: What is it called when your crush has a crush on you?<br/>
Pappu: Imagination!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: What is it called when your crush has a crush on you?
    Pappu: Imagination!
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