|Rajinikanth wore sunglasses and the sun set!|
|News: Alcohol kills 2.6L Indians every year: WHO|
But nobody has told us that how many are alive because of it!
|Have you ever realized that porn is just videos of people at their work!|
|I'm making a fruit salad and the recipe says 'Pineapples - Five cubed'.|
Now where on earth am I going to get 125 pineapples?
|Why did the joke about the roof get no laughs?|
It went over their heads!
|Milind Soman: See bro...you have to stay healthy and fit all the time. You have to work out everyday, eat good, run marathons... then, people get attracted to you.|
Anup Jalota: Kuchh Bhi!
|Kya Aapko Pata Hai Anup Jalota Ki Khushiyan Dekh Kar Pankaj Udaas Hai?|
|The best part about having big hips is closing doors to every appliance the house while I holding laundry baskets!|
|Sometimes it's better to be kind than to be right. We do not always need an intelligent mind that speaks, just a patient heart that listens!|
|Only God can turn a Mess into a Message,|
A Test into a Testimony,
A Trial into a Triumph,
A Victim into a Victory.
God is Good... all the time!