|Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks.|
The other half will come out with a drinking problem!
We all need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator!
|This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came to my house, told my dog... we laughed a lot!|
|I'm so excited - it's time to take out the garbage.|
What should I wear?
I went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business!
|Test Match Ki Tarah Din Kat Raha Hai...|
Aur Saal Hai 20-20
As we are all suffering from leave, please grant us two days work!
|I do not trust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink!|
|Solve if you can...|
It is a 9 letter word 123456789,
If you lose it you die,
If you have 234, you can 1234,
56 is one type of disease,
89 indicates exact location and time,
2 and 7 are same letters, 3 and 8 are the same letters, and 5 and 9 are also the same letters.
Guess the word?
It's a Challenge for all masterminds!
|Today, be thankful and do remember how rich you are:|
Your family is priceless.
Your friends are rare pearls.
Your time is gold and your health is wealth!