• Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?<br/>
Because he couldn't concentrate!
    Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?
    Because he couldn't concentrate!
  • The Sentimental Growth Story:<br/>
Me: Can you please grow?<br/>
Hair: Nah!<br/>
Muscle: Nope!<br/>
Salary: Don't even dream! <br/>
Tummy: Bro, anything for you!
    The Sentimental Growth Story:
    Me: Can you please grow?
    Hair: Nah!
    Muscle: Nope!
    Salary: Don't even dream!
    Tummy: Bro, anything for you!
  • Interviewer: So, tell me about yourself.<br/>
Candidate: I'm unemployed!
    Interviewer: So, tell me about yourself.
    Candidate: I'm unemployed!
  • A woman saying `correct me if I'm wrong` is a trap!
    A woman saying "correct me if I'm wrong" is a trap!
  • LinkedIn: Where high school acquaintances proudly show you they eventually grew up and became employable!
    LinkedIn: Where high school acquaintances proudly show you they eventually grew up and became employable!
  • Frustrated by my mom's never-ending scolding, one day I went to her...<br/>
Me to my Mom:  Mom am I adopted?<br/>
Mom: Of course not! Why would we choose you?
    Frustrated by my mom's never-ending scolding, one day I went to her...
    Me to my Mom: Mom am I adopted?
    Mom: Of course not! Why would we choose you?
  • Today I donated a watch, a phone and my wallet to a poor guy.<br/>
You can't imagine the happiness I felt as I saw him putting his gun back in his pocket!
    Today I donated a watch, a phone and my wallet to a poor guy.
    You can't imagine the happiness I felt as I saw him putting his gun back in his pocket!
  • Sometimes I forget just how much I hate people, then I log onto social media and I'm like oh yeah...
    Sometimes I forget just how much I hate people, then I log onto social media and I'm like oh yeah...
  • When your mind says give up, hope whispers one more try!
    When your mind says give up, hope whispers one more try!
  • Today is the oldest you've ever been, and the youngest you'll ever be again. So live life to the fullest today, and have no regrets.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Today is the oldest you've ever been, and the youngest you'll ever be again. So live life to the fullest today, and have no regrets.
    Good Morning!