• Every wife expects to receive six things from her husband:<br/><br/>

Sincerity<br/>
Affection
Love<br/>
Attention<br/>
Respect and  <br/>
Yourself

Now the problem is that it is very difficult to remember all the six in a sequence. So they have invented its short form - SALARY!
    Every wife expects to receive six things from her husband:

    Sincerity
    Affection Love
    Attention
    Respect and  
    Yourself Now the problem is that it is very difficult to remember all the six in a sequence. So they have invented its short form - SALARY!
  • My wife is complaining that my Netflix addiction is ruining our relationship.<br/>
I don't understand why she thinks like that, it's our sixth season together!
    My wife is complaining that my Netflix addiction is ruining our relationship.
    I don't understand why she thinks like that, it's our sixth season together!
  • It's a five-minute walk from my house to the pub.<br/>
It's a 35-minute walk from the pub to my house. <br/>
The difference is staggering!
    It's a five-minute walk from my house to the pub.
    It's a 35-minute walk from the pub to my house.
    The difference is staggering!
  • A husband is someone who carries the picture of his wife in the wallet where his money used to be!
    A husband is someone who carries the picture of his wife in the wallet where his money used to be!
  • Life is full of give and take. Give thanks and take nothing for granted.<br/>
Good Morning and have a nice weekend!
    Life is full of give and take. Give thanks and take nothing for granted.
    Good Morning and have a nice weekend!
  • Banta: Why are you looking so sad?<br/><br/>
Santa: I married a really nice girl. I wonder where she went!
    Banta: Why are you looking so sad?

    Santa: I married a really nice girl. I wonder where she went!
  • I was born to be wild. But only until 6 PM. That's when I return home from work!
    I was born to be wild. But only until 6 PM. That's when I return home from work!
  • I don't always run races to win them.<br/>
But when I do, I lose!
    I don't always run races to win them.
    But when I do, I lose!
  • You want to lose weight and weight doesn't want to lose you.<br/>
Some relationships are so complicated!
    You want to lose weight and weight doesn't want to lose you.
    Some relationships are so complicated!
  • It seems my lady doctor has a crush on me and she really likes my fashion sense.<br/>
She told me that I have serious healthy shoes!
    It seems my lady doctor has a crush on me and she really likes my fashion sense.
    She told me that I have serious healthy shoes!