|Friends: Goa Ka Plan Banaye?|
Me: Bhai, Jab Cancel Hi Karna Hai Toh Switzerland Ka Banate Hain!
|Starbucks really isn't that expensive when compared to what Victoria's Secret charges per cup!|
|Others life - Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham.|
My life - Kabhi Gham, Kabhi Bahut Zyada Gham aur Kabhi-Kabhi Toh Hadd Se Zyada Gham!
|What's your favourite place?|
I don't have a favourite place. I have my favourite people. And, whenever I'm with my favourite people, it becomes my favourite place!
|The worst thing in the world is when someone doesn't get your humour and you have to say "I'm joking" after every sentence. So they don't cry!|
|It is the time to show our love and patriotism toward our nation.|
Wish you all a very Happy Republic Day!
|Pappu: Dad, check my gifts given by my girlfriend.|
Santa: Beta Tumhein Yeh Kya Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?
Pappu: Nahi, Priya Deti Hai!
|Wife: You told me you'd be home from the tavern before seven.|
Husband: I am home before seven. I had six beers and I came home!
|There are 2 Pandas:|
The brave one, dedicated to fighting evil: Kung Fu Panda
The other one, who just doesn't care: Ki Farak Panda!
|Meghan Markle - the only woman in the world who married a prince and then made him a frog!|