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    The best part about being a procrastinator is you always have something to do Tomorrow!
  • Zara Socho Agar Main Aap Ka Dost Na Hota Toh...<br/>
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Dekha, Kitna Khali Khali Lagta Sab, Isliye, Mujhe Kabhi Khona Mat!Upload to Facebook
    Zara Socho Agar Main Aap Ka Dost Na Hota Toh...


















    Dekha, Kitna Khali Khali Lagta Sab, Isliye, Mujhe Kabhi Khona Mat!
  • Man: What is the fee for getting a divorce?<br/>
Lawyer: 50000/-<br/>
Man: You took only 500/- for the marriage registration?<br/>
Lawyer: Freedom is always expensive!Upload to Facebook
    Man: What is the fee for getting a divorce?
    Lawyer: 50000/-
    Man: You took only 500/- for the marriage registration?
    Lawyer: Freedom is always expensive!
  • I'm not anti-social, I'm pro-solitude!Upload to Facebook
    I'm not anti-social, I'm pro-solitude!
  • Husband: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho?<br/>
Wife: Nahane!<br/>
Husband: Mobile Le Kar?<br/>
Wife: Toh Balti Bharne Tak Kya Karu?Upload to Facebook
    Husband: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho?
    Wife: Nahane!
    Husband: Mobile Le Kar?
    Wife: Toh Balti Bharne Tak Kya Karu?
  • Friend 1: Why is your eye swollen?<br/>
Friend 2: It was my wife's birthday yesterday and I bought her a cake.<br/>
Friend 1: But how did your eye get swollen?<br/>
Friend 2: Her name is Tapasya... but that cake shop idiot wrote `Happy Birthday Samasya`!Upload to Facebook
    Friend 1: Why is your eye swollen?
    Friend 2: It was my wife's birthday yesterday and I bought her a cake.
    Friend 1: But how did your eye get swollen?
    Friend 2: Her name is Tapasya... but that cake shop idiot wrote "Happy Birthday Samasya"!
  • Do not say that the sky is the limit, when there are footprints on the moon!Upload to Facebook
    Do not say that the sky is the limit, when there are footprints on the moon!
  • Everyone is busy trying to lose weight, but no one tries a bit of losing their egos & complexities.<br/>
We need a happier world, not just slimmer.<br/>
Good Morning and have a Great Day!Upload to Facebook
    Everyone is busy trying to lose weight, but no one tries a bit of losing their egos & complexities.
    We need a happier world, not just slimmer.
    Good Morning and have a Great Day!
  • May the advent of Parsi New Year usher in happiness, peace and prosperity!<br/>
Wish you a very Happy Navroze!Upload to Facebook
    May the advent of Parsi New Year usher in happiness, peace and prosperity!
    Wish you a very Happy Navroze!
  • Here's wishing a plenty of bliss to all of you on the Parsi New Year!<br/>
Navroze Mubarak!Upload to Facebook
    Here's wishing a plenty of bliss to all of you on the Parsi New Year!
    Navroze Mubarak!
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