|It's so strange to think that before Facebook all of this nonsense just stayed in people's heads!|
|Teacher: What is your favorite musical instrument?|
Pappu: The lunch bell!
|I'm never at a loss for words when I'm drunk. I just can't pronounce most of them and I make up three or four new ones!|
|I tried killing a mosquito with kindness, but found that a shoe was much more effective!|
|Relative: What are you doing with your life?|
Me: It's a surprise!
|I don't need pepper spray to stop muggers, I just open my wallet and blow the dust in their eyes!|
|I think the only girl I know that hasn't said 'you're like a brother to me' is my sister!|
|By the time you learn the rules of marriage, you're too old to play the game!|
|Opportunities are like sunrises. If you wait too long, you miss them.|
Good Morning & have a Good Day!
|Bunty: What is it called when your crush has a crush on you?|