• Always buy a bigger bottle than you think you'll need.<br/>
Better to be safe than sober!
    Always buy a bigger bottle than you think you'll need.
    Better to be safe than sober!
  • Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?<br/>
Because he was always spotted!
    Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
    Because he was always spotted!
  • Have you ever tried to eat a clock?<br/>
It's very time-consuming!
    Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
    It's very time-consuming!
  • Over the years ET Award winners have lost their jobs quickly or sacked<br/>
1 Binny Bansal<br/>
2 Chanda Kochar<br/>
3 Rana Kapoor<br/>
4 Nikesh Arora<br/>
5 Anshu Jain<br/>
6 Vikram Pandit<br/><br/>

More winners this weekend!
    Over the years ET Award winners have lost their jobs quickly or sacked
    1 Binny Bansal
    2 Chanda Kochar
    3 Rana Kapoor
    4 Nikesh Arora
    5 Anshu Jain
    6 Vikram Pandit

    More winners this weekend!
  • If you don't like my cheese jokes...<br/>
You must be laughtose intolerant!
    If you don't like my cheese jokes...
    You must be laughtose intolerant!
  • A Note From Kerala:<br/>
I found it difficult to get a coconut tree climber to harvest the coconuts on my land. <br/>
So I hung a board outside my house stating that it is forbidden by tradition for women to harvest coconuts.<br/>
Now I have a line of women activists wanting to climb trees and harvest coconuts and that too... for free!
    A Note From Kerala:
    I found it difficult to get a coconut tree climber to harvest the coconuts on my land.
    So I hung a board outside my house stating that it is forbidden by tradition for women to harvest coconuts.
    Now I have a line of women activists wanting to climb trees and harvest coconuts and that too... for free!
  • Relationship doesn't shine by shaking hands in best time, but it blossoms by holding hands firmly in critical situations!
    Relationship doesn't shine by shaking hands in best time, but it blossoms by holding hands firmly in critical situations!
  • There is a huge amount of freedom that comes to you when you take nothing personally!
    There is a huge amount of freedom that comes to you when you take nothing personally!
  • Make a mind which never minds.<br/>
Make a heart which never hurts.<br/>
Make a touch which never pains & make a relation which never ends.<br/>
God Morning!
    Make a mind which never minds.
    Make a heart which never hurts.
    Make a touch which never pains & make a relation which never ends.
    God Morning!
  • Interviewer: It says on your resume that you went to Harvard University.<br/>
Santa: Yes, I was visiting my friend!
    Interviewer: It says on your resume that you went to Harvard University.
    Santa: Yes, I was visiting my friend!