|While the whole nation was waiting for '6 PM' for the Exit Polls results;|
Punjabis were waiting for '6 PM' for the 'Dry Day' to get over!
Priorities do matter!
|I am glad that we didn't have any Exit Polls during our school results...|
Otherwise, our parents would have started thrashing us 3-4 days in advance of results!
|After the exit polls, the opposition has rescheduled its meeting to select PM candidate from 24 May to May '24!|
|2014 Modi Wave|
2019 Modi in Cave
|What is the purpose of the Horse Trading?|
To form a stable government.
And, that is why the PM's residence is on Race Course Road!
|Auto reply message of a drunkard:|
Can't talk now...
Alcohol you later!
If you want your wife to be attentive to what you say, try talking in your sleep!
|Who is a Malayalee?|
A Malayalee is a person who can speak Malayalam in any language!
|People are telling me to drink LESS whiskey... but I've never heard of that brand!|
|Love is the only disease that makes you feel better before it makes you feel worse!|