|Jab Bhi Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Karta Hun Toh Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise, "You deserve better" Sunne Ke Liye Hi Paida Hua Hun!|
|Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and woman gets her master's!|
|Guy 1: Tumne Net Kaun Sa Lagwaya Hua Hai?|
Guy 2: BSNL
Guy 1: Monthly Kya Dete Ho?
Guy 2: Gaaliyan!
|Relationship status for married men:|
Dhobi Ka Kutta... Na Ex- Ka, Na Next Ka!
|I can remember song lyrics from 2006 but not whatever maths formula we were learning yesterday|
|Every morning is a continuous cycle of wow I can't wait to go to bed tonight!|
|Being born poor is like starting the game on hard mode.|
Being born rich is like playing easy with tutorial enabled!
|Be yourself no matter what. Some will adore you, some will hate everything about you.|
But who cares it's your life, make the most out of it.
|Bunty: Why are you so lazy?|
Pappu: I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing!
|Men's opinion matters.|
But not at home and in front of their wives!