• Waiter: How would you like your steak, Sir?<br/>
Customer: Like winning an argument with my wife.<br/>
Waiter: Rare, it is!
    Waiter: How would you like your steak, Sir?
    Customer: Like winning an argument with my wife.
    Waiter: Rare, it is!
  • NCB may call Saif Ali Khan, Shakti Kapoor & Prakash Padukone for a Parents Teacher Meeting!<br/>
#SSR #Bollywood #NCB
    NCB may call Saif Ali Khan, Shakti Kapoor & Prakash Padukone for a Parents Teacher Meeting!
    #SSR #Bollywood #NCB
  • The seven stages in a woman's life:<br/><br/>

1) Infant<br/>
2) Child<br/>
3) Miss<br/>
4) Very young woman<br/>
5) Young woman<br/>
6) Young woman<br/>
7) Graceful lady
    The seven stages in a woman's life:

    1) Infant
    2) Child
    3) Miss
    4) Very young woman
    5) Young woman
    6) Young woman
    7) Graceful lady
  • As we were going out, my wife said she needs to do a quick makeup.<br/>
That gave me ample time to wash the car!
    As we were going out, my wife said she needs to do a quick makeup.
    That gave me ample time to wash the car!
  • The judge asked the accused: Why did you kill your husband after 20 years of marriage?<br/>
The accused replied: I swear Your Honour, it was pure laziness. Everyday, I'd say 'tomorrow'!
    The judge asked the accused: Why did you kill your husband after 20 years of marriage?
    The accused replied: I swear Your Honour, it was pure laziness. Everyday, I'd say 'tomorrow'!
  • Unity among the different races and the different communities belonging to different religions of India is indispensable to the birth of national life.<br/>
~ Mahatma Gandhi<br/>
Heartiest greetings on the birth anniversary of Mahatma Gandhi
    Unity among the different races and the different communities belonging to different religions of India is indispensable to the birth of national life.
    ~ Mahatma Gandhi
    Heartiest greetings on the birth anniversary of Mahatma Gandhi
  • Ahimsa is the highest duty. Even if we cannot practice it in full, we must try to understand its spirit and refrain as far as is humanly possible from violence.<br/>
~ Mahatma Gandhi<br/>
Happy Gandhi Jayanti to all!
    Ahimsa is the highest duty. Even if we cannot practice it in full, we must try to understand its spirit and refrain as far as is humanly possible from violence.
    ~ Mahatma Gandhi
    Happy Gandhi Jayanti to all!
  • Non-violence is not a garment to be put on and off at will. Its seat is in the heart, and it must be an inseparable part of our being.<br/>
Wishing all the countrymen a very Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
    Non-violence is not a garment to be put on and off at will. Its seat is in the heart, and it must be an inseparable part of our being.
    Wishing all the countrymen a very Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
  • Courage isn't always a lion's roar. It's also like the silence of ants working patiently and never giving up!
    Courage isn't always a lion's roar. It's also like the silence of ants working patiently and never giving up!
  • Jeeto: Kya Hua Tere Phone Ko?<br/>
Pappu: Kharab Ho Gaya Hai... Kitni Baar Bolun?<br/>
Jeeto: Bolta Reh... Achha Lag Raha Hai Sun Kar!
    Jeeto: Kya Hua Tere Phone Ko?
    Pappu: Kharab Ho Gaya Hai... Kitni Baar Bolun?
    Jeeto: Bolta Reh... Achha Lag Raha Hai Sun Kar!