• Friends: Goa Ka Plan Banaye?<br/>
Me: Bhai, Jab Cancel Hi Karna Hai Toh Switzerland Ka Banate Hain!
    Friends: Goa Ka Plan Banaye?
    Me: Bhai, Jab Cancel Hi Karna Hai Toh Switzerland Ka Banate Hain!
  • Starbucks really isn't that expensive when compared to what Victoria's Secret charges per cup!
    Starbucks really isn't that expensive when compared to what Victoria's Secret charges per cup!
  • Others life - Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham.<br/>
My life - Kabhi Gham, Kabhi Bahut Zyada Gham aur Kabhi-Kabhi Toh Hadd Se Zyada Gham!
    Others life - Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham.
    My life - Kabhi Gham, Kabhi Bahut Zyada Gham aur Kabhi-Kabhi Toh Hadd Se Zyada Gham!
  • What's your favourite place?<br/>
I don't have a favourite place. I have my favourite people. And, whenever I'm with my favourite people, it becomes my favourite place!
    What's your favourite place?
    I don't have a favourite place. I have my favourite people. And, whenever I'm with my favourite people, it becomes my favourite place!
  • The worst thing in the world is when someone doesn't get your humour and you have to say `I'm joking` after every sentence. So they don't cry!
    The worst thing in the world is when someone doesn't get your humour and you have to say "I'm joking" after every sentence. So they don't cry!
  • It is the time to show our love and patriotism toward our nation.<br/>
Wish you all a very Happy Republic Day!
    It is the time to show our love and patriotism toward our nation.
    Wish you all a very Happy Republic Day!
  • Pappu: Dad, check my gifts given by my girlfriend.<br/>
Santa: Beta Tumhein Yeh Kya Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Nahi, Priya Deti Hai!
    Pappu: Dad, check my gifts given by my girlfriend.
    Santa: Beta Tumhein Yeh Kya Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?
    Pappu: Nahi, Priya Deti Hai!
  • Wife: You told me you'd be home from the tavern before seven.<br/>
Husband: I am home before seven. I had six beers and I came home!
    Wife: You told me you'd be home from the tavern before seven.
    Husband: I am home before seven. I had six beers and I came home!
  • There are 2 Pandas:<br/>
The brave one, dedicated to fighting evil: Kung Fu Panda<br/>
The other one, who just doesn't care: Ki Farak Panda!
    There are 2 Pandas:
    The brave one, dedicated to fighting evil: Kung Fu Panda
    The other one, who just doesn't care: Ki Farak Panda!
  • Meghan Markle - the only woman in the world who married a prince and then made him a frog!
    Meghan Markle - the only woman in the world who married a prince and then made him a frog!