• While the whole nation was waiting for '6 PM' for the Exit Polls results;<br/>
Punjabis were waiting for '6 PM' for the 'Dry Day' to get over!<br/>
Priorities do matter!
    While the whole nation was waiting for '6 PM' for the Exit Polls results;
    Punjabis were waiting for '6 PM' for the 'Dry Day' to get over!
    Priorities do matter!
  • I am glad that we didn't have any Exit Polls during our school results...<br/>
Otherwise, our parents would have started thrashing us 3-4 days in advance of results!
    I am glad that we didn't have any Exit Polls during our school results...
    Otherwise, our parents would have started thrashing us 3-4 days in advance of results!
  • After the exit polls, the opposition has rescheduled its meeting to select PM candidate from 24 May to May '24!
    After the exit polls, the opposition has rescheduled its meeting to select PM candidate from 24 May to May '24!
  • 2014 Modi Wave<br/>
2019 Modi in Cave
    2014 Modi Wave
    2019 Modi in Cave
  • What is the purpose of the Horse Trading?<br/>
To form a stable government.<br/>
And, that is why the PM's residence is on Race Course Road!
    What is the purpose of the Horse Trading?
    To form a stable government.
    And, that is why the PM's residence is on Race Course Road!
  • Auto reply message of a drunkard:<br/>
Can't talk now...<br/>
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Alcohol you later!
    Auto reply message of a drunkard:
    Can't talk now...
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    Alcohol you later!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
If you want your wife to be attentive to what you say, try talking in your sleep!
    Pro Tip:
    If you want your wife to be attentive to what you say, try talking in your sleep!
  • Who is a Malayalee?<br/>
A Malayalee is a person who can speak Malayalam in any language!
    Who is a Malayalee?
    A Malayalee is a person who can speak Malayalam in any language!
  • People are telling me to drink LESS whiskey... but I've never heard of that brand!
    People are telling me to drink LESS whiskey... but I've never heard of that brand!
  • Love is the only disease that makes you feel better before it makes you feel worse!
    Love is the only disease that makes you feel better before it makes you feel worse!