• A bestie who has a better life than you is not your bestie.<br/>
Zindagi Dono Ki Barabar Se Barbaad Honi Chahiye Pakki Dosti Ke Liye!
    A bestie who has a better life than you is not your bestie.
    Zindagi Dono Ki Barabar Se Barbaad Honi Chahiye Pakki Dosti Ke Liye!
  • What moisturizer do Spanish bullfighters use?<br/>
Olay!
    What moisturizer do Spanish bullfighters use?
    Olay!
  • If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ!
    If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ!
  • You are elegant, considerate, piercing and above all trustworthy.<br/>
Wishing my dear Virgo a very Happy Birthday!
    You are elegant, considerate, piercing and above all trustworthy.
    Wishing my dear Virgo a very Happy Birthday!
  • Ring out the old, ring in the new;<br/>
Ring out the false, ring in the true.<br/>
Have a great year ahead.<br/>
Navroz Pirooz!
    Ring out the old, ring in the new;
    Ring out the false, ring in the true.
    Have a great year ahead.
    Navroz Pirooz!
  • All things bright and beautiful,<br/>
All things good and true,<br/>
All things fine and wonderful,<br/>
All these are wished for you on this day and always.<br/>
Navroz Mubarak!
    All things bright and beautiful,
    All things good and true,
    All things fine and wonderful,
    All these are wished for you on this day and always.
    Navroz Mubarak!
  • May the glory of King spread all over,<br/>
May Lord praise us in galore,<br/>
Let's pray for happiness and prosperity,<br/>
May this Parsi New Year gives us peace and happiness lasting ever and ever.<br/>
Navroz Mubarak to all!
    May the glory of King spread all over,
    May Lord praise us in galore,
    Let's pray for happiness and prosperity,
    May this Parsi New Year gives us peace and happiness lasting ever and ever.
    Navroz Mubarak to all!
  • Saaho Film Ne YouTube Ke Trailer Se Itne Paise Kama Liye, Kuchh Filmein Poore Lifetime Mein Kamati Hai!
    Saaho Film Ne YouTube Ke Trailer Se Itne Paise Kama Liye, Kuchh Filmein Poore Lifetime Mein Kamati Hai!
  • I prefer my dogs to people.<br/>
Atleast, their shit comes out the right end!
    I prefer my dogs to people.
    Atleast, their shit comes out the right end!
  • Whenever I break up with someone, I always gift them a comb.<br/>
It's a parting gift!
    Whenever I break up with someone, I always gift them a comb.
    It's a parting gift!
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