• I hope I die while doing something dangerous. Like climbing Mount Everest or...<br/>
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telling my wife that she has put on some weight!
    I hope I die while doing something dangerous. Like climbing Mount Everest or...
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    telling my wife that she has put on some weight!
  • I'm writing a book about reverse psychology.<br/>
Please don't buy it!
    I'm writing a book about reverse psychology.
    Please don't buy it!
  • Abhijit Banerjee got Nobel prize day before yesterday. His 1st wife was a Bengali, 2nd wife is a French.<br/>
Amartya Sen got a Nobel prize earlier. His 1st wife was a Bengali too and the 2nd wife is Swedish.<br/>
Very much inspiring. Last night, after having 2 pegs I decided to discuss my possibilities of getting a Nobel prize with my wife.<br/>
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The outcome, will discuss some other day!
    Abhijit Banerjee got Nobel prize day before yesterday. His 1st wife was a Bengali, 2nd wife is a French.
    Amartya Sen got a Nobel prize earlier. His 1st wife was a Bengali too and the 2nd wife is Swedish.
    Very much inspiring. Last night, after having 2 pegs I decided to discuss my possibilities of getting a Nobel prize with my wife.

    The outcome, will discuss some other day!
  • On this Karwa Chauth, sending my heartfelt wishes to you. May God answer all your prayers.<br/>
Happy Karwa Chauth!
    On this Karwa Chauth, sending my heartfelt wishes to you. May God answer all your prayers.
    Happy Karwa Chauth!
  • Hope this day strengthens the bond of love between both of us.<br/>
May the almighty bless us with a happy and blissful married life.<br/>
Happy Karwa Chauth!
    Hope this day strengthens the bond of love between both of us.
    May the almighty bless us with a happy and blissful married life.
    Happy Karwa Chauth!
  • I started living the day you came into my life so if you are fasting for me then I just want to let you know that I want to live only as long as you are there with me.<br/>
Happy Karwa Chauth!
    I started living the day you came into my life so if you are fasting for me then I just want to let you know that I want to live only as long as you are there with me.
    Happy Karwa Chauth!
  • The next time some Aunty at a wedding asks you, `Beta, Aap Kab Shadi Kar Rahe Ho?` Just say, `Last Year Ho Gayi Aunty, Mom Ne Aapko Bulaya Nahi?`
    The next time some Aunty at a wedding asks you, "Beta, Aap Kab Shadi Kar Rahe Ho?" Just say, "Last Year Ho Gayi Aunty, Mom Ne Aapko Bulaya Nahi?"
  • According to a recent research, the sound 'OM' can activate many parts of our brain, but the sound... `Sunte Ho` can activate the whole body, mind and soul instantly!
    According to a recent research, the sound 'OM' can activate many parts of our brain, but the sound... "Sunte Ho" can activate the whole body, mind and soul instantly!
  • Agar Kisi Ne Apna Jio Number Port Karwane Ki Request Bheji Toh Browsing History Ghar Pe Courier Karwa Dunga!<br/>
~ Mukesh Ambani<br/>
#HoaxNews
    Agar Kisi Ne Apna Jio Number Port Karwane Ki Request Bheji Toh Browsing History Ghar Pe Courier Karwa Dunga!
    ~ Mukesh Ambani
    #HoaxNews
  • May the moon lighten your life with contentment, cheerfulness, joy and love. May you stay happy and live your life to the fullest.<br/>
Wishing you a very Happy Karwa Chauth!
    May the moon lighten your life with contentment, cheerfulness, joy and love. May you stay happy and live your life to the fullest.
    Wishing you a very Happy Karwa Chauth!