|Congress Sirf Angrezi Bolne Wale State Mein Aage Rahi...|
Ek Jahan Din Mein Sabse Zyada Angrezi Boli Jati Hai Aur Ek Jahan Raat Ko Sabse Zyada Angrezi Boli Jati Hai!
|Domino's rearranging their alphabets from today...|
Now it will be called Modino's!
|I'm a self-made man. And I have the mistakes to prove it!|
|Children want to help you when they aren't old enough to be helpful and when they are old enough to be helpful they don't want to help you!|
|The Best "om" is home.|
The Best "age" is courage.
The Best "mile" is a smile.
The Best "stand" is understand.
The Best "end" is friend.
The Best "day" is today!
|Forget EVMs. My TV remote also seems to be hacked.|
Whichever channel I turn to, it shows the NDA leading!
|Bunty: Why is your dog always so happy?|
Pappu: Dogs are always happy because they get to sleep so much!
|My son couldn't find the ketchup in the refrigerator because it was hidden by the milk. |
It's like he's a little husband in training!
In summers, drink alcohol in the noon... if you fall down people will assume it's due to heat wave!
|So Game of Thrones is Musical Chairs and the guy who wins is the one who was sitting the whole time!|