|A bestie who has a better life than you is not your bestie.|
Zindagi Dono Ki Barabar Se Barbaad Honi Chahiye Pakki Dosti Ke Liye!
|What moisturizer do Spanish bullfighters use?|
|If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ!|
|You are elegant, considerate, piercing and above all trustworthy.|
Wishing my dear Virgo a very Happy Birthday!
|Ring out the old, ring in the new;|
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
Have a great year ahead.
|All things bright and beautiful,|
All things good and true,
All things fine and wonderful,
All these are wished for you on this day and always.
|May the glory of King spread all over,|
May Lord praise us in galore,
Let's pray for happiness and prosperity,
May this Parsi New Year gives us peace and happiness lasting ever and ever.
Navroz Mubarak to all!
|Saaho Film Ne YouTube Ke Trailer Se Itne Paise Kama Liye, Kuchh Filmein Poore Lifetime Mein Kamati Hai!|
|I prefer my dogs to people.|
Atleast, their shit comes out the right end!
|Whenever I break up with someone, I always gift them a comb.|
It's a parting gift!