• Congress Sirf Angrezi Bolne Wale State Mein Aage Rahi...<br/>
Ek Jahan Din Mein Sabse Zyada Angrezi Boli Jati Hai Aur Ek Jahan Raat Ko Sabse Zyada Angrezi Boli Jati Hai!<br/>
#ElectionResults2019
    Congress Sirf Angrezi Bolne Wale State Mein Aage Rahi...
    Ek Jahan Din Mein Sabse Zyada Angrezi Boli Jati Hai Aur Ek Jahan Raat Ko Sabse Zyada Angrezi Boli Jati Hai!
    #ElectionResults2019
  • Domino's rearranging their alphabets from today...<br/>
Now it will be called Modino's!
    Domino's rearranging their alphabets from today...
    Now it will be called Modino's!
  • I'm a self-made man. And I have the mistakes to prove it!
    I'm a self-made man. And I have the mistakes to prove it!
  • Children want to help you when they aren't old enough to be helpful and when they are old enough to be helpful they don't want to help you!
    Children want to help you when they aren't old enough to be helpful and when they are old enough to be helpful they don't want to help you!
  • The Best `om` is home.<br/>
The Best `age` is courage. <br/>
The Best `mile` is a smile.<br/>
The Best `stand` is understand.<br/>
The Best `end` is friend.<br/>
The Best `day` is today!
    The Best "om" is home.
    The Best "age" is courage.
    The Best "mile" is a smile.
    The Best "stand" is understand.
    The Best "end" is friend.
    The Best "day" is today!
  • Forget EVMs. My TV remote also seems to be hacked.<br/>
Whichever channel I turn to, it shows the NDA leading!
    Forget EVMs. My TV remote also seems to be hacked.
    Whichever channel I turn to, it shows the NDA leading!
  • Bunty: Why is your dog always so happy?<br/>
Pappu: Dogs are always happy because they get to sleep so much!
    Bunty: Why is your dog always so happy?
    Pappu: Dogs are always happy because they get to sleep so much!
  • My son couldn't find the ketchup in the refrigerator because it was hidden by the milk. <br/>
It's like he's a little husband in training!
    My son couldn't find the ketchup in the refrigerator because it was hidden by the milk.
    It's like he's a little husband in training!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
In summers, drink alcohol in the noon... if you fall down people will assume it's due to heat wave!
    Pro Tip:
    In summers, drink alcohol in the noon... if you fall down people will assume it's due to heat wave!
  • So Game of Thrones is Musical Chairs and the guy who wins is the one who was sitting the whole time!
    So Game of Thrones is Musical Chairs and the guy who wins is the one who was sitting the whole time!