• Girl: What do you do?<br/>
Pappu: I race cars.<br/>
Girl: Do you win many races?<br/>
Pappu: No, the cars are much faster!
    Girl: What do you do?
    Pappu: I race cars.
    Girl: Do you win many races?
    Pappu: No, the cars are much faster!
  • Friend: Nice fragrance, do you use Axe?<br/>
Me: No bro. Ex used me!
    Friend: Nice fragrance, do you use Axe?
    Me: No bro. Ex used me!
  • As a kid, I always wondered why my father used to bite his nails and stare blankly at a wall after winning an argument with my mother.<br/>
Now, as a husband, I fully understand why!
    As a kid, I always wondered why my father used to bite his nails and stare blankly at a wall after winning an argument with my mother.
    Now, as a husband, I fully understand why!
  • Marriage is truly magical. It made all my money disappear!
    Marriage is truly magical. It made all my money disappear!
  • BJP wins the UK.<br/>

(Boris Johnson Party)!
    BJP wins the UK.
    (Boris Johnson Party)!
  • The irony of growing up, and no longer having to get up early to catch a school bus, is that you eventually have to get up even earlier to make sure someone else catches the school bus!
    The irony of growing up, and no longer having to get up early to catch a school bus, is that you eventually have to get up even earlier to make sure someone else catches the school bus!
  • Bunty: True love always comes back.<br/>
Pappu: That's right, last month my girlfriend came back to me after a fight to invite me for her wedding!
    Bunty: True love always comes back.
    Pappu: That's right, last month my girlfriend came back to me after a fight to invite me for her wedding!
  • This morning, I accidentally ran into the man who once sold me an antique globe.<br/>
It's a small world!
    This morning, I accidentally ran into the man who once sold me an antique globe.
    It's a small world!
  • I couldn't find a parking spot at work today, so I went home.<br/>
Looks like they had enough people!
    I couldn't find a parking spot at work today, so I went home.
    Looks like they had enough people!
  • Let children believe in Santa.<br/>
You believe in essential oils and no one is ruining that for you!
    Let children believe in Santa.
    You believe in essential oils and no one is ruining that for you!