|Girl: What do you do?|
Pappu: I race cars.
Girl: Do you win many races?
Pappu: No, the cars are much faster!
|Friend: Nice fragrance, do you use Axe?|
Me: No bro. Ex used me!
|As a kid, I always wondered why my father used to bite his nails and stare blankly at a wall after winning an argument with my mother.|
Now, as a husband, I fully understand why!
|Marriage is truly magical. It made all my money disappear!|
|BJP wins the UK.|
(Boris Johnson Party)!
|The irony of growing up, and no longer having to get up early to catch a school bus, is that you eventually have to get up even earlier to make sure someone else catches the school bus!|
|Bunty: True love always comes back.|
Pappu: That's right, last month my girlfriend came back to me after a fight to invite me for her wedding!
|This morning, I accidentally ran into the man who once sold me an antique globe.|
It's a small world!
|I couldn't find a parking spot at work today, so I went home.|
Looks like they had enough people!
|Let children believe in Santa.|
You believe in essential oils and no one is ruining that for you!