• The primary cause of unhappiness is never the situation, but rather your thoughts about the situation.<br/>
Good Morning!
    The primary cause of unhappiness is never the situation, but rather your thoughts about the situation.
    Good Morning!
  • Dermatologist: Good news! Test results show that you will no longer be plagued by pimples.<br/>
Girl: Great, how come?<br/>
Dermatologist: There is no more space left!
    Dermatologist: Good news! Test results show that you will no longer be plagued by pimples.
    Girl: Great, how come?
    Dermatologist: There is no more space left!
  • English Teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?<br/>
Pappu: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor are we!
    English Teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
    Pappu: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor are we!
  • The chocolate box said 500 gms then how did I put on 2 kgs!
    The chocolate box said 500 gms then how did I put on 2 kgs!
  • Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?<br/>
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain something to someone in such a strange and lengthy manner that the person who is listening to him understands very little or nothing at all. Do you understand me?<br/>
Pappu: No!
    Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?
    Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain something to someone in such a strange and lengthy manner that the person who is listening to him understands very little or nothing at all. Do you understand me?
    Pappu: No!
  • I am sorry to be smiling every time you're near.<br/>
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here.<br/>
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.<br/>
I am sorry I love you,<br/>
I can't help it!
    I am sorry to be smiling every time you're near.
    I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here.
    I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
    I am sorry I love you,
    I can't help it!
  • The echo of your love and the sound of the sea have a few things in common - they are both constant, soulful and eternal.<br/>
A very Happy Wedding Anniversary!
    The echo of your love and the sound of the sea have a few things in common - they are both constant, soulful and eternal.
    A very Happy Wedding Anniversary!
  • Looking Back: Gives Experience.<br/>
Looking Forward: Gives Hope.<br/>
Looking Around: Gives Reality.<br/>
Looking Within: Gives Confidence!
    Looking Back: Gives Experience.
    Looking Forward: Gives Hope.
    Looking Around: Gives Reality.
    Looking Within: Gives Confidence!
  • When you want to enjoy life, think today as your life's first day. When you want to achieve something in life, think today as your life's last day!
    When you want to enjoy life, think today as your life's first day. When you want to achieve something in life, think today as your life's last day!
  • Always buy a bigger bottle than you think you'll need.<br/>
Better to be safe than sober!
    Always buy a bigger bottle than you think you'll need.
    Better to be safe than sober!