• Happy Birthday to a realist! We all know who's the person that tends to stick to realism when everybody's into the clouds!<br/>
Wish you a very Happy Birthday, Virgo!
    Happy Birthday to a realist! We all know who's the person that tends to stick to realism when everybody's into the clouds!
    Wish you a very Happy Birthday, Virgo!
  • Stop running away from your problems because that only increases the distance from the solution. Make it right today, tomorrow is too late!
    Stop running away from your problems because that only increases the distance from the solution. Make it right today, tomorrow is too late!
  • Some people make your life better by walking into it, while other people will make your life better by walking out of it.<br/>
Good Morning and have a nice weekend!
    Some people make your life better by walking into it, while other people will make your life better by walking out of it.
    Good Morning and have a nice weekend!
  • My wife is leaving me because I'm going bald.<br/>
I'm not bothered, it's hair loss!
    My wife is leaving me because I'm going bald.
    I'm not bothered, it's hair loss!
  • My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkeys, I thought she was joking. <br/>
And then I saw her face...
    My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkeys, I thought she was joking.
    And then I saw her face...
  • As I get older and I remember all the people I've lost along the way.<br/>
I think, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me after all!
    As I get older and I remember all the people I've lost along the way.
    I think, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me after all!
  • Today I went to the toilet without my phone.<br/>
There're 116 tiles in the bathroom!
    Today I went to the toilet without my phone.
    There're 116 tiles in the bathroom!
  • Being able to eat whatever the hell you want is the best side effect of being single!
    Being able to eat whatever the hell you want is the best side effect of being single!
  • US $ Crosses Rs.70.00.<br/><br/>

Exporters meet at Hotel Taj!<br/>
Importers meet at Apollo Heart Institute!<br/><br/>

Dollar on Escalator! Rupee on Ventilator!
    US $ Crosses Rs.70.00.

    Exporters meet at Hotel Taj!
    Importers meet at Apollo Heart Institute!

    Dollar on Escalator! Rupee on Ventilator!
  • I wish you a very Happy Janmashtami and I pray to God for your prosperous life.<br/>
May you find all the delights of life, May your all dreams come true, my best wishes will always be with you.<br/>
Happy Krishna Janmashtami!
    I wish you a very Happy Janmashtami and I pray to God for your prosperous life.
    May you find all the delights of life, May your all dreams come true, my best wishes will always be with you.
    Happy Krishna Janmashtami!