|Happy Birthday to a realist! We all know who's the person that tends to stick to realism when everybody's into the clouds!|
Wish you a very Happy Birthday, Virgo!
|Stop running away from your problems because that only increases the distance from the solution. Make it right today, tomorrow is too late!|
|Some people make your life better by walking into it, while other people will make your life better by walking out of it.|
Good Morning and have a nice weekend!
|My wife is leaving me because I'm going bald.|
I'm not bothered, it's hair loss!
|My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkeys, I thought she was joking. |
And then I saw her face...
|As I get older and I remember all the people I've lost along the way.|
I think, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me after all!
|Today I went to the toilet without my phone.|
There're 116 tiles in the bathroom!
|Being able to eat whatever the hell you want is the best side effect of being single!|
|US $ Crosses Rs.70.00.|
Exporters meet at Hotel Taj!
Importers meet at Apollo Heart Institute!
Dollar on Escalator! Rupee on Ventilator!
|I wish you a very Happy Janmashtami and I pray to God for your prosperous life.|
May you find all the delights of life, May your all dreams come true, my best wishes will always be with you.
Happy Krishna Janmashtami!