|The primary cause of unhappiness is never the situation, but rather your thoughts about the situation.|
|Dermatologist: Good news! Test results show that you will no longer be plagued by pimples.|
Girl: Great, how come?
Dermatologist: There is no more space left!
|English Teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?|
Pappu: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor are we!
|The chocolate box said 500 gms then how did I put on 2 kgs!|
|Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?|
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain something to someone in such a strange and lengthy manner that the person who is listening to him understands very little or nothing at all. Do you understand me?
|I am sorry to be smiling every time you're near.|
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry I love you,
I can't help it!
|The echo of your love and the sound of the sea have a few things in common - they are both constant, soulful and eternal.|
A very Happy Wedding Anniversary!
|Looking Back: Gives Experience.|
Looking Forward: Gives Hope.
Looking Around: Gives Reality.
Looking Within: Gives Confidence!
|When you want to enjoy life, think today as your life's first day. When you want to achieve something in life, think today as your life's last day!|
|Always buy a bigger bottle than you think you'll need.|
Better to be safe than sober!