|Wife: My head is hurting.|
Husband: Is your face hurting? Because it's killing me!
|Late fees is strange. "Hey this person is struggling to pay this bill, let's make it more expensive!"|
|Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured.|
Wishing you a Happy International Yoga Day!
|Stop stressing over things you can't control or change. Overthinking leads to negative thoughts. Be grateful and focus on the positive.|
Santa: You should put your grades up for adoption.|
Santa: Because you can't seem to raise them yourself!
Kid: Mom, am I adopted?|
Mom: No, not yet, we still haven't found anyone who wants you!
|The law and order of our city is pretty bad.|
I had kept 2 tickets of Race 3 movie in my car.
Some Idiot broke the window glass and left 2 more!
Never invite an arsonist to a housewarming party!
|You know you've grown up when you don''t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore!|
|Teachers are in school from age 5 until they retire!|