• Wife: My head is hurting.<br/>
Husband: Is your face hurting? Because it's killing me!
    Wife: My head is hurting.
    Husband: Is your face hurting? Because it's killing me!
  • Late fees is strange. `Hey this person is struggling to pay this bill, let's make it more expensive!`
    Late fees is strange. "Hey this person is struggling to pay this bill, let's make it more expensive!"
  • Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured.<br/>
Wishing you a Happy International Yoga Day!
    Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured.
    Wishing you a Happy International Yoga Day!
  • Stop stressing over things you can't control or change. Overthinking leads to negative thoughts. Be grateful and focus on the positive.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Stop stressing over things you can't control or change. Overthinking leads to negative thoughts. Be grateful and focus on the positive.
    Good Morning!
  • 
Santa: You should put your grades up for adoption.<br/>
Pappu: Why?<br/>
Santa: Because you can't seem to raise them yourself!
    Santa: You should put your grades up for adoption.
    Pappu: Why?
    Santa: Because you can't seem to raise them yourself!
  • 
Kid: Mom, am I adopted?<br/>
Mom: No, not yet, we still haven't found anyone who wants you!
    Kid: Mom, am I adopted?
    Mom: No, not yet, we still haven't found anyone who wants you!
  • The law and order of our city is pretty bad.<br/>
I had kept 2 tickets of Race 3 movie in my car. <br/>
Some Idiot broke the window glass and left 2 more!
    The law and order of our city is pretty bad.
    I had kept 2 tickets of Race 3 movie in my car.
    Some Idiot broke the window glass and left 2 more!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
Never invite an arsonist to a housewarming party!
    Pro Tip:
    Never invite an arsonist to a housewarming party!
  • You know you've grown up when you don''t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore!
    You know you've grown up when you don''t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore!
  • 
Teachers are in school from age 5 until they retire!
    Teachers are in school from age 5 until they retire!