• The most important key to achieving great success is to decide upon your goal and launch, get started, take action, move.<br/>
Good Morning!
    The most important key to achieving great success is to decide upon your goal and launch, get started, take action, move.
    Good Morning!
  • Wife: Whose number is this. Who's she?<br/>
Husband: I don't know. Google must have put it there as they did for UIDAI!
    Wife: Whose number is this. Who's she?
    Husband: I don't know. Google must have put it there as they did for UIDAI!
  • Government Officer Interview:<br/>
Interviewer: Do you have any particular skills?` <br/>
Candidate: I can turn a simple 20 minute task into a strenuous 2 hour task!
    Government Officer Interview:
    Interviewer: Do you have any particular skills?`
    Candidate: I can turn a simple 20 minute task into a strenuous 2 hour task!
  • I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. <br/>
Then it clicked!
    I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt.
    Then it clicked!
  • Patient: Doctor, I think I'm a moth.<br/>
Doctor: It's not a doctor you need, it's a psychiatrist.<br/>
Patient: I was on my way there when I saw your light on!
    Patient: Doctor, I think I'm a moth.
    Doctor: It's not a doctor you need, it's a psychiatrist.
    Patient: I was on my way there when I saw your light on!
  • Internet connects people at long distance and disconnects people at short distance!
    Internet connects people at long distance and disconnects people at short distance!
  • Do you know 'The little toe' is specifically designed to Geo-locate furniture in low light conditions!
    Do you know 'The little toe' is specifically designed to Geo-locate furniture in low light conditions!
  • Listen drunk me & sober me are not the same person. So if drunk me said or did something, you need to take it up with drunk me.<br/>
Don't come at sober me because sober me wasn't there and don't know what happened between y'all!
    Listen drunk me & sober me are not the same person. So if drunk me said or did something, you need to take it up with drunk me.
    Don't come at sober me because sober me wasn't there and don't know what happened between y'all!
  • My forecast:<br/>
This can happen, that can happen and if that does not happen something else can happen!
    My forecast:
    This can happen, that can happen and if that does not happen something else can happen!
  • Health does not always come from medicine. Most of the time it comes from peace of mind, peace in the heart, peace of soul. It comes from laughter and love.<br/>
Good Morning and have a great week!
    Health does not always come from medicine. Most of the time it comes from peace of mind, peace in the heart, peace of soul. It comes from laughter and love.
    Good Morning and have a great week!