• I sleep better naked.<br/>
Why can't the fight attendant understand this?
    I sleep better naked.
    Why can't the fight attendant understand this?
  • Well, I guess EU has now 1 GB of free space.<br/>
#Brexit
    Well, I guess EU has now 1 GB of free space.
    #Brexit
  • Make sure to get a NOC from your girlfriend at the time of break-up.<br/>
Or you can be next in #MeToo revolution!
    Make sure to get a NOC from your girlfriend at the time of break-up.
    Or you can be next in #MeToo revolution!
  • Be Eco-Friendly - Celebrate noiseless Diwali... send your wife to her parent's home!<br/>
Note: This Diwali show love and respect to your in-laws. Send your 'Pataka' to their house!
    Be Eco-Friendly - Celebrate noiseless Diwali... send your wife to her parent's home!
    Note: This Diwali show love and respect to your in-laws. Send your 'Pataka' to their house!
  • May The Sindoor,<br/>
Testify Your Prayers,<br/>
For Your Husband's Long Life.<br/>
The Mangal Sutra Reminds You Of,<br/>
The Promises That Binds You.<br/>
And The Color Of Mehndi,<br/>
Prove The Depth Of Your Love.<br/>
Happy Karwa Chauth!
    May The Sindoor,
    Testify Your Prayers,
    For Your Husband's Long Life.
    The Mangal Sutra Reminds You Of,
    The Promises That Binds You.
    And The Color Of Mehndi,
    Prove The Depth Of Your Love.
    Happy Karwa Chauth!
  • I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn't talk with you for months but still cares about you and hopes you still care too!
    I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn't talk with you for months but still cares about you and hopes you still care too!
  • Today a grandson asked his grandfather, Nana what is this #MeToo?<br/>

Nana: It is a retirement Insurance plan for ladies.<br/>

Grandson: How it works?<br/>

Nana: Ladies indulge in everything but when Career is over, they invoke this Insurance plan and TV channels provide them cover.
    Today a grandson asked his grandfather, Nana what is this #MeToo?
    Nana: It is a retirement Insurance plan for ladies.
    Grandson: How it works?
    Nana: Ladies indulge in everything but when Career is over, they invoke this Insurance plan and TV channels provide them cover.
  • Hindi: Iss Tarah Aashiqui Ka Asar chhod Jaunga!<br/>
English: Love Bites!
    Hindi: Iss Tarah Aashiqui Ka Asar chhod Jaunga!
    English: Love Bites!
  • Ranveer orders a Lehenga.<br/>
Deepika: Wow it's so pretty, Thank you!<br/>
Ranveer: Yeh Taufa humne khud ko diya hai.
    Ranveer orders a Lehenga.
    Deepika: Wow it's so pretty, Thank you!
    Ranveer: Yeh Taufa humne khud ko diya hai.
  • The biggest suspense of life is that:<br />
You don't know who is Praying for you;<br />
And<br />
Who is Playing with you.
    The biggest suspense of life is that:
    You don't know who is Praying for you;
    And
    Who is Playing with you.