|HR: Please keep your salary details confidential.|
Employee: Sir Main Khud Bahut Sharminda Hun Iski Vajah Se!
|Yogi govt is all set to rename Allahabad as Prayagraj. A really good step!|
Changing names is the key to development. For example - Yogi Adityanath was a nobody when he was called Ajay Singh Bisht!
|Apple has announced group FaceTime, with up to 32 people at a time.|
Meaning, your iPhone is going to look like our prime time debate shows on TV!
|Your Snapchat story isn't even a thing until your crush has watched it!|
|Parenthood is a constant struggle between wanting to have a clean house and not having the time and energy to actually clean it!|
|If your religion requires you to hate someone. You need a new religion!|
|Every day is leg day in a Gym when you're running away from your problems!|
|Why don't some couples go to the gym? |
Because some relationships don't work out!
|The symptoms of EBOLA are:|
Sweating, weakness, diarrhea and stomach pain.
A kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone!
|Foreigner: Is Orange fruit considered holy in India?|
Indian: No, why?
Foreigner: I have heard people calling it "Saint Ra"!