• Laugh at your problems; Everybody else does!
    Laugh at your problems; Everybody else does!
  • Lord Hanuman is the perfect symbol of strength, unparalleled devotion and selfless service. He is the greatest devotee of Lord Ram. May we be like him.<br/>
Have a blessed Hanuman Jayanti!
    Lord Hanuman is the perfect symbol of strength, unparalleled devotion and selfless service. He is the greatest devotee of Lord Ram. May we be like him.
    Have a blessed Hanuman Jayanti!
  • Let us pray to Pawan Putra Hanuman on this auspicious occasion of Hanuman Jayanti and seek his blessings to become successful in our lives.<br/>
Wishing you a happy Hanuman Jayanti!
    Let us pray to Pawan Putra Hanuman on this auspicious occasion of Hanuman Jayanti and seek his blessings to become successful in our lives.
    Wishing you a happy Hanuman Jayanti!
  • May Hanuman Ji give you confidence and strength to achieve success in your life.<br/>
Happy Hanuman Jayanti!
    May Hanuman Ji give you confidence and strength to achieve success in your life.
    Happy Hanuman Jayanti!
  • Bunty: Chal 'Kalank' Dekhne Chalte Hain.<br/>
Pappu: Jaane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai, Mirror Dekh Le Ja Kar!
    Bunty: Chal 'Kalank' Dekhne Chalte Hain.
    Pappu: Jaane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai, Mirror Dekh Le Ja Kar!
  • Pro tip:<br/>
Always shout `Honey, pizza is here` when the delivery guy comes so that he doesn't think you're eating it alone!
    Pro tip:
    Always shout "Honey, pizza is here" when the delivery guy comes so that he doesn't think you're eating it alone!
  • A couple went to a marriage counsellor:<br/>
Counsellor to husband: Do you feel dominated by your wife?<br/>
Wife: No, he doesn't!
    A couple went to a marriage counsellor:
    Counsellor to husband: Do you feel dominated by your wife?
    Wife: No, he doesn't!
  • Me: I want to travel.<br/>
Bank Account: Yes, it's high time. Go to work now!
    Me: I want to travel.
    Bank Account: Yes, it's high time. Go to work now!
  • Not to brag, but every time I strut out onto the beach women close their eyes and fantasy about me being...<br/>
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fully dressed!
    Not to brag, but every time I strut out onto the beach women close their eyes and fantasy about me being...
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    fully dressed!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
When a woman asks you for your advice, she just wants you to agree with her idea!
    Pro Tip:
    When a woman asks you for your advice, she just wants you to agree with her idea!