• Last week, I replaced every window in my house.<br/>
I realised this morning I had a crack in my glasses!
    Last week, I replaced every window in my house.
    I realised this morning I had a crack in my glasses!
  • All of us are reaching the age, where we can not function without our glasses, especially if they are empty!
    All of us are reaching the age, where we can not function without our glasses, especially if they are empty!
  • Just a thought:<br/>
There's absolutely no decent hand gesture to tell a woman riding a scooty that her headlights are on!
    Just a thought:
    There's absolutely no decent hand gesture to tell a woman riding a scooty that her headlights are on!
  • Removing your earpods when someone enters the room is the modern equivalent of tipping your hat with respect!
    Removing your earpods when someone enters the room is the modern equivalent of tipping your hat with respect!
  • You cannot raise your children how your parents raised you, because they raised you for a world that no longer exists!
    You cannot raise your children how your parents raised you, because they raised you for a world that no longer exists!
  • Breaking:<br/>
Maharashtra Governor calls up Ram Gopal Verma.<br/>
Woh Sarkar Teen Baar Bana Chuka Hai!<br/>
#Maharastra2019deadlock
    Breaking:
    Maharashtra Governor calls up Ram Gopal Verma.
    Woh Sarkar Teen Baar Bana Chuka Hai!
    #Maharastra2019deadlock
  • I make whiskey disappear.<br/>
What's your superpower?
    I make whiskey disappear.
    What's your superpower?
  • Sometimes I wish I were an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once!
    Sometimes I wish I were an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once!
  • Interviewer: We are looking for a complete Indian man!<br/>
Candidate: Sir, Signal Green Hone Ke 3 Second Pehle Hi Gadi Nikaal Leta Hun!
    Interviewer: We are looking for a complete Indian man!
    Candidate: Sir, Signal Green Hone Ke 3 Second Pehle Hi Gadi Nikaal Leta Hun!
  • Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!<br/>
Pappu: That's why I say she's no good!
    Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
    Pappu: That's why I say she's no good!