|I don't want to brag, but I finished the jigsaw puzzle in a week and it said 2-4 years on the box!|
|Man: I want a divorce because my wife hasn't spoken to me for past six months.|
Judge: You better think over it. Wives like that are hard to get!
|Pakistan doesn't practice terrorism.|
It has already mastered it!
|Asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up.|
Guess the two of us aren't going to work out!
A bank will lend you money if you prove that you don't need it!
|Men never win an argument with their wives; and the only time they think they have, they realize the argument wasn't even yet over!|
|How many click-bait articles does it take to change a light bulb?|
The answer may shock you!
|Dentists are reverse tooth fairies, they give you teeth and then take your money!|
|Wife: Why don't you throw out all the useless stuff?|
Husband: I am afraid, where will you go then?
|Indian Parents are most optimistic:|
Mom: How was your exam?
Mom: Bahut Bekaar... Ki Thoda Bekaar?