Mukesh and Neeta just purchased all the land in New Zealand and merged it with India.
We will be playing the ICC final on Sunday and now New Zealand is officially renamed as New Jioland!
|Economists expect a huge spurt in Global GDP as 1.3 billion Indians get back to work!|
|Now, an entire country has to figure out Sunday plans!|
|Alexa, go to the gym for me!|
|`You've changed` and `You haven't changed at all` are two of the most impactful things you can say to someone, negative or positive!|
|Amit Shah is in touch with New Zealand players... soon most of them will resign and join Indian team and India will play in final!|
|English - What is she saying?|
Hindi - Vocabulary?
BCCI to file a case against ICC to scrap India's match result against New Zealand as two days is not an approved format for One Day Internationals in ICC manual.
|Earlier the problem was you vote for any party on the EVM, the vote goes to BJP.|
Now you vote for any other party, the elected MLA goes to the BJP!
|If all robbers got together and stopped robbing then security industry would have a downfall and shut down.|
Then robbers could go easily back to robbing again!