|Last week, I replaced every window in my house.|
I realised this morning I had a crack in my glasses!
|All of us are reaching the age, where we can not function without our glasses, especially if they are empty!|
|Just a thought:|
There's absolutely no decent hand gesture to tell a woman riding a scooty that her headlights are on!
|Removing your earpods when someone enters the room is the modern equivalent of tipping your hat with respect!|
|You cannot raise your children how your parents raised you, because they raised you for a world that no longer exists!|
Maharashtra Governor calls up Ram Gopal Verma.
Woh Sarkar Teen Baar Bana Chuka Hai!
|I make whiskey disappear.|
What's your superpower?
|Sometimes I wish I were an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once!|
|Interviewer: We are looking for a complete Indian man!|
Candidate: Sir, Signal Green Hone Ke 3 Second Pehle Hi Gadi Nikaal Leta Hun!
|Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!|
Pappu: That's why I say she's no good!