|If she wants to be chased, she better steals my pizza or something!|
|You two make marriage bliss look easy. You deserve the happiest of days.|
Love you Mom and Dad, and Happy Anniversary!
|I thought I was late for my flight so Iran.|
The guy at the boarding gate said Aap Qatar Mein Hain Aap Kuwait Karna Padega.
I asked are you sure?
He said Yemen.
I was like Oman!
|Boy: I don't eat peppers, mushrooms, onions or seafood.|
Girl: Well, I don't date children so this is over!
|Putting out candles on a birthday cake represents very beautifully that how for life to start blooming someone must blow!|
|Maturity is realising how many things don't require your opinion!|
|I cherish the moment I held you in my arms,|
Your innocent face and cute little charms,
Thanks darling for coming my way,
Wish you a Happy Daughter's Day!
|I got soft closing doors installed throughout the house so we don't wake the kids at night but now I have no way of telling when the wife is in a bad mood!|
|Pretending to be sober in public is like doing your best impression of yourself!|
|A girl agreed to go out with me because I gave her a bottle of Lemonade!|
You could say, I Schwepped her off her feet!