|Laugh at your problems; Everybody else does!|
|Lord Hanuman is the perfect symbol of strength, unparalleled devotion and selfless service. He is the greatest devotee of Lord Ram. May we be like him.|
Have a blessed Hanuman Jayanti!
|Let us pray to Pawan Putra Hanuman on this auspicious occasion of Hanuman Jayanti and seek his blessings to become successful in our lives.|
Wishing you a happy Hanuman Jayanti!
|May Hanuman Ji give you confidence and strength to achieve success in your life.|
Happy Hanuman Jayanti!
|Bunty: Chal 'Kalank' Dekhne Chalte Hain.|
Pappu: Jaane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai, Mirror Dekh Le Ja Kar!
Always shout "Honey, pizza is here" when the delivery guy comes so that he doesn't think you're eating it alone!
|A couple went to a marriage counsellor:|
Counsellor to husband: Do you feel dominated by your wife?
Wife: No, he doesn't!
|Me: I want to travel.|
Bank Account: Yes, it's high time. Go to work now!
|Not to brag, but every time I strut out onto the beach women close their eyes and fantasy about me being...|
When a woman asks you for your advice, she just wants you to agree with her idea!