• Bought the wife a Pug dog.<br/>
Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes, rolls of fat and being ugly, the dog seems to like her!
    Bought the wife a Pug dog.
    Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes, rolls of fat and being ugly, the dog seems to like her!
  • The goal is not to get rich... the goal is to live rich!
    The goal is not to get rich... the goal is to live rich!
  • If you have a choice, then choose the best.<br/>
If you have no choice, then do the best!<br/>
Good Morning!
    If you have a choice, then choose the best.
    If you have no choice, then do the best!
    Good Morning!
  • Please give roses to your own wife today...<br/>
It's Teacher's Day!<br/>
You may not have heard so many lectures from anyone else in your lifetime!
    Please give roses to your own wife today...
    It's Teacher's Day!
    You may not have heard so many lectures from anyone else in your lifetime!
  • $un Raha Hai Na Tu,<br/>
₹o Raha Hun Main!
    $un Raha Hai Na Tu,
    ₹o Raha Hun Main!
  • Trick Question:<br/>
Wife: Am I looking fat?<br/>
Husband: Yes<br/>
Wife: Shut up. Don't you ever dare talk to me!
    Trick Question:
    Wife: Am I looking fat?
    Husband: Yes
    Wife: Shut up. Don't you ever dare talk to me!
  • A vegan said to me, people who sell meat are disgusting.<br/>
I replied, people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!
    A vegan said to me, people who sell meat are disgusting.
    I replied, people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!
  • If you fart without making a sound then F is silent!
    If you fart without making a sound then F is silent!
  • Scientists have now confirmed that the rings of Saturn are made up of all the things that have disappeared between car seats since the beginnings of time!
    Scientists have now confirmed that the rings of Saturn are made up of all the things that have disappeared between car seats since the beginnings of time!
  • Thank you for planting a seed of curiosity and igniting my imagination for me to be able to flourish and succeed. I wouldn't be where I am today if it were not for you dear teacher.<br/>
Happy Teacher's Day!
    Thank you for planting a seed of curiosity and igniting my imagination for me to be able to flourish and succeed. I wouldn't be where I am today if it were not for you dear teacher.
    Happy Teacher's Day!