|Bought the wife a Pug dog.|
Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes, rolls of fat and being ugly, the dog seems to like her!
|The goal is not to get rich... the goal is to live rich!|
|If you have a choice, then choose the best.|
If you have no choice, then do the best!
|Please give roses to your own wife today...|
It's Teacher's Day!
You may not have heard so many lectures from anyone else in your lifetime!
|$un Raha Hai Na Tu,|
₹o Raha Hun Main!
Wife: Am I looking fat?
Wife: Shut up. Don't you ever dare talk to me!
|A vegan said to me, people who sell meat are disgusting.|
I replied, people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!
|If you fart without making a sound then F is silent!|
|Scientists have now confirmed that the rings of Saturn are made up of all the things that have disappeared between car seats since the beginnings of time!|
|Thank you for planting a seed of curiosity and igniting my imagination for me to be able to flourish and succeed. I wouldn't be where I am today if it were not for you dear teacher.|
Happy Teacher's Day!