|Pappu: Dad, can I go to my friend's house?|
Santa: I don't know, can you?
|Myth: Earphones were invented so that you don't disturb others.|
Reality: Earphones were invented so that others don't disturb you!
|Coffee is proof that God wants you working long hours at that mind-numbing, thankless job!|
|Scientists have discovered that people will believe anything as long as you start a sentence by saying,|
'Scientists have discovered that'!
|AAP currently facing criticism for not currently doing any work in Delhi while protesting against not being allowed to do work in Delhi!|
|I'm not an early bird or a night owl... I'm some form of permanently exhausted pigeon!|
|Learn to distinguish between a person who talks to you in their free time & a person who frees time to talk to you!|
|Yoga is like music.|
The rhythm of the body, the melody of the mind and harmony of the soul creates the symphony of life.
Have a healthy Yoga Day!
|Anxiety happens when you think you have them to figure everything out all at once. Breathe. You're strong. You got this. Take it day by day!|
|A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more than an hour of praise after success!|