Yeh Sab Bach Gaye... Aur Fasa Kaun?
|Kids who are mature for their age are actually just too traumatised by adulthood to enjoy a childhood!|
|When a married man says- "I'll think about it.|
What he really means that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet!
|Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!|
Pappu: That's why I say she's no good!
|What a married man says after years of marriage:|
My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I don't Understand her!
|Your body is just a loan from the planet and you give everything back when you die!|
|The first person to explain the concept of dreaming to others must have been very relieved when they realised everyone else did it too!|
Women never dress up to impress men, they dress up to irritate other women!
|To the beautiful couple in all the land;|
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand!
|Do not look at physical appearances, they can be deceiving.|
Do not look at riches, for they are only temporary!