• Pappu: Dad, can I go to my friend's house?<br/>
Santa: I don't know, can you?
    Pappu: Dad, can I go to my friend's house?
    Santa: I don't know, can you?
  • Myth: Earphones were invented so that you don't disturb others.<br/>
Reality: Earphones were invented so that others don't disturb you!
    Myth: Earphones were invented so that you don't disturb others.
    Reality: Earphones were invented so that others don't disturb you!
  • Coffee is proof that God wants you working long hours at that mind-numbing, thankless job!
    Coffee is proof that God wants you working long hours at that mind-numbing, thankless job!
  • Scientists have discovered that people will believe anything as long as you start a sentence by saying,<br/>
'Scientists have discovered that'!
    Scientists have discovered that people will believe anything as long as you start a sentence by saying,
    'Scientists have discovered that'!
  • AAP currently facing criticism for not currently doing any work in Delhi while protesting against not being allowed to do work in Delhi!
    AAP currently facing criticism for not currently doing any work in Delhi while protesting against not being allowed to do work in Delhi!
  • I'm not an early bird or a night owl... I'm some form of permanently exhausted pigeon!
    I'm not an early bird or a night owl... I'm some form of permanently exhausted pigeon!
  • Learn to distinguish between a person who talks to you in their free time & a person who frees time to talk to you!
    Learn to distinguish between a person who talks to you in their free time & a person who frees time to talk to you!
  • Yoga is like music.<br/>
The rhythm of the body, the melody of the mind and harmony of the soul creates the symphony of life.<br/>
Have a healthy Yoga Day!
    Yoga is like music.
    The rhythm of the body, the melody of the mind and harmony of the soul creates the symphony of life.
    Have a healthy Yoga Day!
  • Anxiety happens when you think you have them to figure everything out all at once. Breathe. You're strong. You got this. Take it day by day!
    Anxiety happens when you think you have them to figure everything out all at once. Breathe. You're strong. You got this. Take it day by day!
  • A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more than an hour of praise after success!
    A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more than an hour of praise after success!