• If you lend someone $20 and never hear from them again it was probably worth it!
    If you lend someone $20 and never hear from them again it was probably worth it!
  • The `J` in 'marijuana' is silent coz it was passed on to the next guy in the circle!
    The "J" in 'marijuana' is silent coz it was passed on to the next guy in the circle!
  • Checking your phone when someone pulls out their phone is the yawn of our generation!
    Checking your phone when someone pulls out their phone is the yawn of our generation!
  • People say they slept like a baby as if it's a good thing.<br/>
Waking up screaming every two hours doesn't sound that restful to me!
    People say they slept like a baby as if it's a good thing.
    Waking up screaming every two hours doesn't sound that restful to me!
  • That feeling when you're smart enough to know how awkward you are, but not smart enough to know how not to be awkward!
    That feeling when you're smart enough to know how awkward you are, but not smart enough to know how not to be awkward!
  • If you are traveling in a car, then what is that one thing which will travel further with you than your car?
    If you are traveling in a car, then what is that one thing which will travel further with you than your car?
  • Success isn't something given, it's something earned. So go out there, work hard, and make your dreams come true!
    Success isn't something given, it's something earned. So go out there, work hard, and make your dreams come true!
  • Dear God, thank you for today, yesterday, tomorrow and forever, I'm thankful for my life.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Dear God, thank you for today, yesterday, tomorrow and forever, I'm thankful for my life.
    Good Morning!
  • Pappu: Dad, can I go to my friend's house?<br/>
Santa: I don't know, can you?
    Pappu: Dad, can I go to my friend's house?
    Santa: I don't know, can you?
  • Myth: Earphones were invented so that you don't disturb others.<br/>
Reality: Earphones were invented so that others don't disturb you!
    Myth: Earphones were invented so that you don't disturb others.
    Reality: Earphones were invented so that others don't disturb you!