• It's amazing how unforgiving we are towards bugs, we will straight up kill them for even coming near us!
    It's amazing how unforgiving we are towards bugs, we will straight up kill them for even coming near us!
  • What did the hat say to the scarf? <br/>
You hang around while I go on ahead!
    What did the hat say to the scarf?
    You hang around while I go on ahead!
  • English is a language where 'meat' and 'great' don't rhyme but 'pony' and 'bologna' do!
    English is a language where 'meat' and 'great' don't rhyme but 'pony' and 'bologna' do!
  • It's hard to find someone who is willing to stay with you in every up and down of your life.<br/>
I feel blessed to have you in my life because I know no matter what happens you will never stop loving me!
    It's hard to find someone who is willing to stay with you in every up and down of your life.
    I feel blessed to have you in my life because I know no matter what happens you will never stop loving me!
  • You are a gracious person, with a good heart. You care, not because you need to, but because you want to. May God bless you.<br/>
Happy Birthday Son!
    You are a gracious person, with a good heart. You care, not because you need to, but because you want to. May God bless you.
    Happy Birthday Son!
  • Nobody trips over mountains. It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble.<br/>
Pass all the pebbles in your path, and you will find you have crossed the mountain!
    Nobody trips over mountains. It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble.
    Pass all the pebbles in your path, and you will find you have crossed the mountain!
  • Weekend means the freedom from daily routine life. As it is the weekend, Be like a bird and the wings of your dreams keep extend in the sky.<br/>
Wish you a Nice Weekend!
    Weekend means the freedom from daily routine life. As it is the weekend, Be like a bird and the wings of your dreams keep extend in the sky.
    Wish you a Nice Weekend!
  • One of the reasons why Ganesha is my favourite Lord is because he doesn't believe in weight loss n diet control!
    One of the reasons why Ganesha is my favourite Lord is because he doesn't believe in weight loss n diet control!
  • I saw a man at the beach yelling. `Help, Shark!`<br/>
Somehow I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.
    I saw a man at the beach yelling. "Help, Shark!"
    Somehow I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.
  • Do you know what my late father said to me?<br/>
Sorry, I'm late!
    Do you know what my late father said to me?
    Sorry, I'm late!