|It's amazing how unforgiving we are towards bugs, we will straight up kill them for even coming near us!|
|What did the hat say to the scarf? |
You hang around while I go on ahead!
|English is a language where 'meat' and 'great' don't rhyme but 'pony' and 'bologna' do!|
|It's hard to find someone who is willing to stay with you in every up and down of your life.|
I feel blessed to have you in my life because I know no matter what happens you will never stop loving me!
|You are a gracious person, with a good heart. You care, not because you need to, but because you want to. May God bless you.|
Happy Birthday Son!
|Nobody trips over mountains. It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble.|
Pass all the pebbles in your path, and you will find you have crossed the mountain!
|Weekend means the freedom from daily routine life. As it is the weekend, Be like a bird and the wings of your dreams keep extend in the sky.|
Wish you a Nice Weekend!
|One of the reasons why Ganesha is my favourite Lord is because he doesn't believe in weight loss n diet control!|
|I saw a man at the beach yelling. "Help, Shark!"|
Somehow I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.
|Do you know what my late father said to me?|
Sorry, I'm late!