|If you lend someone $20 and never hear from them again it was probably worth it!|
|The "J" in 'marijuana' is silent coz it was passed on to the next guy in the circle!|
|Checking your phone when someone pulls out their phone is the yawn of our generation!|
|People say they slept like a baby as if it's a good thing.|
Waking up screaming every two hours doesn't sound that restful to me!
|That feeling when you're smart enough to know how awkward you are, but not smart enough to know how not to be awkward!|
|If you are traveling in a car, then what is that one thing which will travel further with you than your car?|
|Success isn't something given, it's something earned. So go out there, work hard, and make your dreams come true!|
|Dear God, thank you for today, yesterday, tomorrow and forever, I'm thankful for my life.|
|Pappu: Dad, can I go to my friend's house?|
Santa: I don't know, can you?
|Myth: Earphones were invented so that you don't disturb others.|
Reality: Earphones were invented so that others don't disturb you!